OK - I'm done,Jags, don't forget to ring me tomorrow, I am off down my Mum's so ring the mobile.
lhk
Kat
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Quote by Jags
Waist size???
I was thinking IQ as he said it displayed his intellect!!
Quote by Peanut
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
) Quote by Rainbows
Jags!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Get to bed!!:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Oooh no - Jags please don't!! Taken me ages to catch up on this one and I'm enjoying it so far
:lol: Better than sex Rainbows?lhk
What's sex Kat?
:twisted: :twisted: oh, it's great fun Rainbows, pop round sometime and I'll show you. You will need to come prepared, I am just off to prepare a kit list for you.lhk
Kat
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh dear - that sounds like exercise to me! Do I need to bring a kit bag?
How dare you mention Kit and Bag in the same post!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol:GULP!!! :shock: :shock: Sorry Sarge. Sorry Kit!!!
:worship: :worship: Anything I can do to make up for my faux pas? :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
:twisted: oh, it's great fun Rainbows, pop round sometime and I'll show you. You will need to come prepared, I am just off to prepare a kit list for you.
Oh dear - that sounds like exercise to me! Do I need to bring a kit bag?
Kit list for Rainbows
Here at KitKat we offer a broad range of sexual experiences which can be tailored to provide a bespoke program which meets your individual needs. In order to fully enjoy the broad and exciting range on offer, you will need to bring the following items:
1) Loose fitting clothing
2) Hair net
3) Marigold gloves (any colour, although pink shows up well in photographs)
4) Feather duster- minimum 4 ft in length
5) Small apron
6) Scratch pad or similar (please no wire wool – it leaves marks)
7) Vacuum cleaner
8) Large Vileda mop with bucket
9) Harpic toilet cleanser
10) Windolene
11) Variety of soft cloths.
Providing you come properly equipped, we will teach you all you need to know about sex in an environment that is not only relaxed and fun, but will leave you completely exhausted. However, once you have recovered we are sure you will wish to repeat the experience over and over again.
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
:twisted: oh, it's great fun Rainbows, pop round sometime and I'll show you. You will need to come prepared, I am just off to prepare a kit list for you.
Oh dear - that sounds like exercise to me! Do I need to bring a kit bag?
Kit list for Rainbows
Here at KitKat we offer a broad range of sexual experiences which can be tailored to provide a bespoke program which meets your individual needs. In order to fully enjoy the broad and exciting range on offer, you will need to bring the following items:
1) Loose fitting clothing
2) Hair net
3) Marigold gloves (any colour, although pink shows up well in photographs)
4) Feather duster- minimum 4 ft in length
5) Small apron
6) Scratch pad or similar (please no wire wool – it leaves marks)
7) Vacuum cleaner
8) Large Vileda mop with bucket
9) Harpic toilet cleanser
10) Windolene
11) Variety of soft clothes.
Providing you come properly equipped, we will teach you all you need to know about sex in an environment that is not only relaxed and fun, but will leave you completely exhausted. However, once you have recovered we are sure you will wish to repeat the experience over and over again.
lhk
Kat
Aww heck Kat - the only two I am acquainted with are 1 and 11!!!!! Would a loose, button up shirt do for 1 btw?
:? Quote by blasian_cpl
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
)At last, someone who has an education.
Quote by Peanut
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
)At last, someone who has an education.
Ah !! So you're back then oh educated one!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Peanut
Waist size???
I was thinking IQ as he said it displayed his intellect!!
It doesn't appear that you are too learned either eh?
So to be learned, you have to know every quote, from every piece of literature............
I'll stay un-learned (is there such a word, no idea) then.......skips away, happy and enjoying life.
Dave_Notts
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
)At last, someone who has an education.
Ah !! So you're back then oh educated one!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I thought I was the educated one !
Quote by Peanut
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
)At last, someone who has an education.
And what do you consider as educated then.
Quote by cplonamission
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
)At last, someone who has an education.
And what do you consider as educated then.
I'm not a "what" I'm a who ;)
:roll: :roll: