Question about dirty little perversions...

25 Jan 2005

Well, even I had never found that site, very useful..and of course, if you buy enough ginger, you can nip off to the kitchen and rustle up a delicious oriental dinner afterwards....though a word of warning. f you do try figging, please count the pieces out as you use them..and count them again when you finished. Losing one is a bad idea....though trying to concentrate on work the next day with a lost piece about your person is apparently quite interesting. So I hear (well so I heard, several times in fact, by text, by phone, by email....she was a bit miffed.)

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Greebo
Well, even I had never found that site, very useful..and of course, if you buy enough ginger, you can nip off to the kitchen and rustle up a delicious oriental dinner afterwards....though a word of warning. f you do try figging, please count the pieces out as you use them..and count them again when you finished. Losing one is a bad idea....though trying to concentrate on work the next day with a lost piece about your person is apparently quite interesting. So I hear (well so I heard, several times in fact, by text, by phone, by email....she was a bit miffed.)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
shouldn't laugh really!!

25 Jan 2005

Quote by lily666

bukkake (?)
cuckold

I hadn't heard of either of these. Then again I am new here but willing to learn, although maybe not any practical lessons until I know what it is. Someone please enlighten me, what is bukkake?
confused

Type it into a search engine, that's what this thread is about :doh:

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
.... A male slave in essence I

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

25 Jan 2005

Quote by westerross
.... A male slave in essence I

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

this describes it better ...... i didn't exactly hit the nail on the head but it was close enough

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
A male slave in essence I

Which leads nicely into my next submission (pun intended wink

):
Mummification

25 Jan 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
A male slave in essence I

Which leads nicely into my next submission (pun intended wink

):
Mummification
Do you have to be dead to do that? dunno

:shock: :shock: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared::

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
A male slave in essence I

Which leads nicely into my next submission (pun intended wink

):
Mummification
Do you have to be dead to do that? dunno

:shock: :shock: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared::
no but clingfilm works well :shock: :shock:

25 Jan 2005

Apparently not :shock:

25 Jan 2005

Using Suzi Godson's The Sex Book, here are a few to get you doing a few searches:
Acrotomophile
Altocalciphilia
Autopederasty - now this would be quite a party piece at a Munch!
Ballooning - errr, no I don't think so, but any guys brave enough to try it?
Frottage - something to interest those who use public transport at peak times!!!
Mucophagy - YUK!!!
Urtication - now here's a fun practice for doggers to get them out of their cars & sample the vegetation... biggrin

Have fun folks

25 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
Autopederasty - now this would be quite a party piece at a Munch!

Makes no sense.
Auto = self
= child
Erastes = lover
Thus pederast = child-lover, although this word is usually corrupted to mean man who buggers boys, so autopederast = a child who buggers himself?

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
autopederast = a child who buggers himself?

That`s one fuck off talented child! :shock:
Venusxxx

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Autopederasty - now this would be quite a party piece at a Munch!

Makes no sense.
Auto = self
= child
Erastes = lover
Thus pederast = child-lover, although this word is usually corrupted to mean man who buggers boys, so autopederast = a child who buggers himself?
Not sure where the child part comes into it but shouting "autopederasty" after someone instead of "go fuck yourself" might be worth a giggle!..

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Autopederasty - now this would be quite a party piece at a Munch!

Makes no sense.
Auto = self
= child
Erastes = lover
Thus pederast = child-lover, although this word is usually corrupted to mean man who buggers boys, so autopederast = a child who buggers himself?
Autopederasty: a man inserting his penis into his own anus, requiring impressive flexibility & a reasonably long penis. Ejaculation is not thought to be possible in this position. Its also known as a hole-in-one. After the recent discussion about someone being able to suck his own cock, I thought this might provide an extra challenge mad

I'll provide the definitions for the others if need be. biggrin

26 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
Autopederasty: a man inserting his penis into his own anus, requiring impressive flexibility & a reasonably long penis.

I have a photo of a certain trucker doing exactly that :shock: :shock:
Ooooooooooooh! :scared:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
I only know the word felching through that radio news article "Armageddon" ...... anyone else heard it???

OK so I'm late joining the thread rolleyes

.... but that's one of my all time favourite .wav files Calista rotflmao

I don't have it on this PC though sad

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
I only know the word felching through that radio news article "Armageddon" ...... anyone else heard it???

It's making flights for arrows isn't it?

26 Jan 2005

Coulrophilia (personally find this the most disturbing of all) :scared:
Eproctophilia
Oculolinctus :shock:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
Don`t know what cuckold is. I`ll look it up when I can be arsed, unless someone here wants to educate me?
I always thought it was something to do with being conned. Is it something to do with people becoming sexually excited when they are conned? If it is, I`d suggest all the men posing as women here have thier place. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Basically it's a very submissive male ..... possibly starved of sex but watching whilst their partners have plenty. A male slave in essence I think.
Cxx
I suppose that's one explanation, I just thought it meant the wife having a secret affair in which others knew but the husband didn't, but I've never looked it up.

26 Jan 2005

Quote by musketeer
I just thought it meant the wife having a secret affair in which others knew but the husband didn't, but I've never looked it up.

The whole point about cuckoldry is that the husband does know, & some blokes get off on that..... needless to say :twisted:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
Coulrophilia (personally find this the most disturbing of all) :scared:

- getting sexually aroused by clowns

Quote by xxdevil69
Eproctophilia

- Arousal from flatulence

Quote by xxdevil69
Oculolinctus :shock:

Licking a partner's eyeball for sexual arousal.... dunno

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Someone please enlighten me, what is bukkake?

Let's just say that the answer to the question "What comes in pints?" is not necessarily "Elephants." :lol2:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
Autopederasty: a man inserting his penis into his own anus, .... Ejaculation is not thought to be possible in this position.

It is if you take it over your shoulder first! lol

26 Jan 2005

Acrotomophile - gets aroused at thought of having sex with someone with an amputation. May encourage partner to bandage a foot etc.
Altocalciphilia - fetish for high heels. What about the SH cross-dressers & their admirers?
Ballooning - Injection of a scrotum with salt-water solution to make it blow up like a balloon. Solution filters through to penis, briefly making it at least double its normal size... RISKY & requires medical knowledge!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Frottage - getting off by rubbing genitals against someone's body. Popular at rush hour on public transport........... apparently bolt

Mucophagy - consuming snot........... anyone fancy giving this a go???????? :shock:
Urtication - using stinging nettles to stimulate skin on the genitals lol

Anyone got any more?

26 Jan 2005

good lord I thought I was quite kinky, but it seems I'm rather naive!

26 Jan 2005

Oh gaawwwd, how I wish we could dig up something sensual and erotic for you all...... :love: .instead of......................
..........THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ............................................................. :scared:
(sorry, link removed)
oh and before anyone asks, no we dont, never have done and...........etc etc etc :shock:
Damn this photographic memory evil

EDIT :
*** apologies but having read the whole thread again , Ive rightly or wrongly decided to remove the link as many people questioned its appropriacy at the time.(sp?)

26 Jan 2005

I LOVE this thread.......although most of it has made me go EWWWWWWWW!!!! LoL.....

26 Jan 2005

How about some plain and simple rimming!

26 Jan 2005

whats the term for one who likes to drink piss?

26 Jan 2005

Quote by da69ve
whats the term for one who likes to drink piss?

a southerner judging by the state of their beer
bolt