Question. Correct Forum Ettiquette..

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have found the Standard Leave Application Form should anyone need it!!
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: - Mal609 (Mal to anybody at all!)
Total Amount of Posts: - 3187
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Does the number of posts not tell you anything?
Location of Leave:
Ayia Napa, Cyprus
From (Last Posting Day):
23rd October
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties):
8th November
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... Mal609 .....................................
Date ......... 20th October 2004 ........................................

20 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609

I have found the Standard Leave Application Form should anyone need it!!
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: - Mal609 (Mal to anybody at all!)
Total Amount of Posts: - 3187
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Does the number of posts not tell you anything?
Location of Leave:
Ayia Napa, Cyprus
From (Last Posting Day):
23rd October
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties):
8th November
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... Mal609 .....................................
Date ......... 20th October 2004 ........................................

APPROVED - YOU LUCKY GIT!!!! cool

8-) 8-)
Make sure you tell us all about your "Adventures" when you get back!!!! :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:

20 Oct 2004

Mal.......... Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! worship

:shock:

20 Oct 2004

Only if it happens on a Tuesday!! hump

I actually hope to spend my time diving - except when the bars are open!! :cheers:
Mal
wink

20 Oct 2004

Pitty Mal, cos I'm free this tuesday.
I was going to ask you what you were doing! ;) but I'll not bother now ey! sad

Have bundles of fun!
kiss

20 Oct 2004

Don't worry G, there'll be plenty of Tuesdays around when I get back - in fact one every week!!

Quote by xxdevil69
Mal.......... Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

I would love to honey, but you would need a Doctors certificate and diving isn't the best thing to do in your condition. We would have to find other things to keep you occupied.......... like sunbathing, lazing by the pool, long cool drinks, sunkissed bodies lying around semi-naked - all the boring stuff! You wouldn't enjoy it!! :lol2:
Mal
wink

20 Oct 2004

:shock:
Not a tuesday every week! No-one told me about that! :shock:
I'm only free next tuesday Mal, after that I'm washing my hair for the rest of my life ;)
Maybe you'll have to take me with you too! biggrin

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Mal
like sunbathing, lazing by the pool, long cool drinks, sunkissed bodies lying around semi-naked - all the boring stuff! You wouldn't enjoy it!!

Of course not... I'd be too frustrated looking at all those sunkissed semi naked bodies.. if you want me I'll be in the hotel room with all those gullible enough to be enticed back!!! :twisted:

20 Oct 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
:shock:
Not a tuesday every week! No-one told me about that! :shock:
Yep - every single week
I'm only free next tuesday Mal, after that I'm washing my hair for the rest of my life ;)
Maybe you'll have to take me with you too!
Hmmm! Now where have I heard THAT excuse before? :shock: Just remembered - absolutely EVERYWHERE!!
Can't take you with me, unfortunately - the flight is on Sunday and you're only free on Tuesday! Bugger!!

Quote by xxdevil69
Of course not... I'd be too frustrated looking at all those sunkissed semi naked bodies.. if you want me I'll be in the hotel room with all those gullible enough to be enticed back!!! :twisted:

Couldn't even begin to imagine what might be happening there - scrabble perhaps? :rascal:
Mal
wink

20 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
Couldn't even begin to imagine what might be happening there - scrabble perhaps? :rascal:
Mal

Mal~
Now you've done it. The mere mention of Scrabble arounses both Vix & meself to no end. Hmm...any Scrabble fetishists fancy a private match in our hotel room after the Notts Munch?! We'll bring the travel edition!! lol

~Reese!

20 Oct 2004

I love scrabble!!!
Although can never find anyone to agree to my rules!!! :shock:

20 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I love scrabble!!!
Although can never find anyone to agree to my rules!!! :shock:

No worries...Vix & I can be extraordinarily flexible. ;)
~Reese! surprised

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
I propose that we all stand, shoulder to shoulder/face to face/face to back/back to back* to join together as one. United - we stand/lie/crouch. Divided - we do it anyway with someone else.

I have a strange urge to sing to the frog chorus now :shock:
:karaoke: We all stand together .....
BOM BOM

Calista xxx

20 Oct 2004

I knew it. I bloody knew it! I can't STAND the game! It just does nothing for me whatsoever! I could find a million things to do which would be humungously more fun than playing scr.....sc.........scra............... that bloody game!!!!!!! confused

Mal

20 Oct 2004

You're just a sore loser Mal lol

20 Oct 2004

Who said I lost? :twisted:

20 Oct 2004

Shame I'm not into scrabble much........ and I wouldn't be able to go on holiday with mal, cos I am after all only free next tuesday........ sad

Ok, can I apply for leave too?
I'm going to be away for a few days wallowing in the joy of my birthday! And is coming over to see me as a nice surprise! Although I weaselled it out of him, hence it is no longer a surprise biggrin

20 Oct 2004

I can do scrabble, but prefer strip monopoly with the wife as she is hopeless at it... hehe :twisted:
Run up some passes for you Sarge to issue as you deem fit:

Obviously passes need to be shown before any swinging activity where a regular poster will be away. We must take our duty as posters of the boards seriously. These passes are delete as applicable Sarge, multiple passes to those who need them in extenuating circumstances. After all I can now get SH on my phone, so no excuses...
Leave in your capable hands Sarge

20 Oct 2004

I believe you should be the SHUnion Attendance Officer, T&H. Should you wish to accept this post, you should include it in your sig. If you should not wish to accept, please make sure your life assurance is in order.

20 Oct 2004

Life insurance checked and in order, post however accepted anyways smile

20 Oct 2004

Good Work TnH !! wink

:lol: :lol:

20 Oct 2004

Vix, how much is annual membership into the SH union? I feel I should be having my rights protected from all these loony's in here loon

20 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Vix, how much is annual membership into the SH union? I feel I should be having my rights protected from all these loony's in here

Union dues are set at A quick fumble with the Chief Shop Steward.
I believe you would make an excellent recruitment officer... don't you?

20 Oct 2004

I would love to recruit those in need of assistance and send them in your direction for the quick fumbling (can I do secondary fumbles.. just to be sure of peoples sincereity of course :twisted: )

20 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I would love to recruit those in need of assistance and send them in your direction for the quick fumbling (can I do secondary fumbles.. just to be sure of peoples sincereity of course :twisted: )

I believe some fumbling may come your way if you add the job title to your sig SHUnion Recruitment Officer

20 Oct 2004

Well we have a number of potential recruits in the Newbee men thread. Brothers in arms standing up for their right to proper inspecting ;)

20 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hi Rainbows
So you're planning on sneaking off and leaving us are you?? :shock: :shock:
Well we need a minimum of 7 days notice using a Standard Leave Application Form or for less than 7 days notice we need an Emergency Leave Application Form to be completed.
If you have problems finding them let me know and I wil go hunting for them!!

Sarge, a little bird told me that Postie is planning on sneaking off for 5 days unauthorised leave.....
go on, ban the bugger, that'll teach him smackbottom

:thumbup: