Question for all you w/e guys

17 Feb 2006

Been lurking here a while & reading posts, but this is my first post. I'll try not to break too many rules wink

This is a *serious* question for all you w/e guys out there. You seem a friendly lot, so I know you won't wind me up *too* much smile

I have a real problem finding condoms that are a comfortable fit - more for girth than length. I'm currently trying Magnum XL but even they are a bit tight & it tends to ruin the whole experience for me.
Any suggestions as to brands & sources eg websites, etc would be very welcome. And no clever replies concerning surgery please rolleyes

This really is a case of "be careful what you wish for, it may come true".
Any thoughts guys ?
Ta
D

17 Feb 2006

I can only suggest you approach the condom companies and set up a deal with them. You get a life times supply for prototyping and/or modelling these new super condoms.

17 Feb 2006

If it's erm that big a problem for you confused

may I sugest wheelie bin liners and elastic bands that should cure your dilemma lol

17 Feb 2006

Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

17 Feb 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

Thats what the poster is complaining about Mike, they are too tight, although I'm equally baffled by this , I struggle to find a hat to fit my head in the 'any size fits all' section, but can drag a condom over it with no problem, so...pass dunno

17 Feb 2006

perhaps you could stick them over the exhaust of your car and blow them up a bit first rolleyes

They expand to about 2 foot in girth before they explode :roll:
would have thought that was big enough :roll:

17 Feb 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

It only stretches up to a certain point, and non-latex condoms have considerably less stretch (which is why if you check such things out you'll find them 6-10mm larger in diameter than an equivalent latex condom.
I posted a similar question a while ago after doing some quite extensive research ( think I must have looked up the vital statistics of almost every condom available in the UK, and some only available on import from the US), and got a few useful ideas. I've got a supply of Condomi XXL that are definitely bigger than average at the head end, but they have a taper on them so the base works a bit like a tourniquet (or a cock ring, I suppose confused

), and they're still a pain in the ass to put on. Another suggestion was the femidom, if you can get somebody to use one without falling about laughing.

17 Feb 2006

Quote by davej
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

Thats what the poster is complaining about Mike, they are too tight, although I'm equally baffled by this , I struggle to find a hat to fit my head in the 'any size fits all' section, but can drag a condom over it with no problem, so...pass dunno

I was wondering Dave, what sort of events you attend where you are required to wear that kind of head-gear (stag parties and rugby world-tours excepted) ?
Or.... are you saying that as you can't find a hat to fit, you wear a condom on your head instead ?
lol

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17 Feb 2006

sfx999
Try these >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.. and stress no more >>>>

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Happy to be of service :lol:
phredd

17 Feb 2006

Here you go sfx....

I must confess, I don't need these confused

but have used the store - v. good service. :thumbup:
Leo

17 Feb 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove: tut-tut-tut- Italeo :laughabove: :laughabove:
Dont you think sfx999 would have done his extensive research so as not to waste anybodys time before posting such a needy request on SH?

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: for you young man!

17 Feb 2006

Sorry sfx999... i think I may have been too sarcastic!
Have you tried the wonders of Cling Film?

17 Feb 2006

Quote by raunchyrabbits
I know the problem. Not because I'm that well endowed myself, but we have had a threesome with a guy who was, and he struggled to get the condom on comfortably. I can't suggest any solution but just wanted to confirm that it is a problem for some guys.

Am i imagining this or is there a easy role on condom device?
dunno

17 Feb 2006

Quote by davej
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

Thats what the poster is complaining about Mike, they are too tight, although I'm equally baffled by this , I struggle to find a hat to fit my head in the 'any size fits all' section, but can drag a condom over it with no problem, so...pass dunno

If i was a sarcastic piss taking sort of person i might be tempted to call you a Dickhead rolleyes

17 Feb 2006

Thanks guys for all the replies & advice - & a few chuckles as well.
I have tried Femidoms before - a bit like stuffing a Tescos carrier bag up there but definitely better than feeling like you've got an elastic band tied round it. I just can't imagine keeping a couple in my wallet just in case ;-) I think it's the taper thats the problem - maybe mine just tapers the wrong way rolleyes

I'm struggling to remember my schoolboy maths but they seem smaller than the Magnum XL but it's certainly worth a punt - thanks for the link.
As an aside, a lady friend of mind has 38DD assets & has a job which involves standing up all day (hairdresser). She gets really bad shoulder pain & has even contemplated reduction therapy. Not for me though !
Like I said, be careful what you wish for ...

17 Feb 2006

Quote by raunchyrabbits
I know the problem. Not because I'm that well endowed myself, but we have had a threesome with a guy who was, and he struggled to get the condom on comfortably. I can't suggest any solution but just wanted to confirm that it is a problem for some guys.

For this post.....Your avatar says it all...perfect..... wink

CC........ cool

18 Feb 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

i have to disagree, my problem is that the condom wont roll down....like they show you t school, it just gets trapped behind the bell end, we end up, having mrs ninja holding the end to try and eliminate the air while i stretch it down....problem is there is always air getting caught, in it so either the condom ends up inflating when were hammering away, or the tipof my cock gets sucked (i wish) into the teat, it does ruin it for us both sad

, i dont think the guy wo satrted the thread is being big headed, he probably has similar problems to me

18 Feb 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

i have to disagree, my problem is that the condom wont roll down....like they show you t school, it just gets trapped behind the bell end, we end up, having mrs ninja holding the end to try and eliminate the air while i stretch it down....problem is there is always air getting caught, in it so either the condom ends up inflating when were hammering away, or the tipof my cock gets sucked (i wish) into the teat, it does ruin it for us both sad

, i dont think the guy wo satrted the thread is being big headed, he probably has similar problems to me

18 Feb 2006

Get a windsock....
But seriously, there are ones for the larger gent, but unless you're blessed with over 7" girth and therefore should be in the medical books then any tightness is designed to stop it slipping off during sex. I had a similar problem with some makes and used the larger ones and discovered they were still tight. Since I'm not massively endowed, I figured it was to stop them coming off.
If they're still uncomfortable, find someone who either won't practice safe sex, or a girlfriend who you can shag without condoms.

18 Feb 2006

Okay here's a final shot.
Casanova used the intestine of various animals, tied on with a ribbon.
Speak to your local butcher.