Could somebody please recommend some adult DVD titles which can be enjoyed by a St8 couple together. The ones I have bought all seem to be like an X-Rated "you've been framed" programme. A seemingly endless series of unconnected scenes of people having sex for uncomprehendable reasons.
Fine for us shallow blokes for whom foreplay consists of "are you awake?" - or on a bad day "are you dead?", but you ladies tend to be a little more selective in your tastes. I am just looking for something that a woman would watch all the way through without having to reach for the fast forward button. Is that too much too ask?
Perhaps we could start a "film review" string.
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Sex God
Quote by KitKat
I am just looking for something that a woman would watch all the way through
Eh. People sit and watch porn all the way through :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I thought they just watched a selected "highlights" (i.e., the good bits :rascal: ).
OK, just me then
Quote by bluexxx
I am just looking for something that a woman would watch all the way through
Eh. People sit and watch porn all the way through :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I thought they just watched a selected "highlights" (i.e., the good bits :rascal: ).
OK, just me then
Nope not just you, I thought they were designed to be scanned on FF with about 3 scenes where you watch at normal speed.
I'm sorry Kat I have never seen a porn film that didn't bore me after about 10 mins, so I've never got all the way through one.
Jas
XXX
Compared to you Blue, there ARE no good bits. 
lhk
Kat
*Kat wanders off resolving to strap Banderas to the Oragasmatron and turn it up onto "Death of a thousand orgasms" for dredging this gem up from his young naive days on the site - and reminding him that this is the first reply it has received since it was posted almost 20 months ago to the day*
lhk
Kat
*Kat wanders off resolving to strap Banderas to the Oragasmatron and turn it up onto "Death of a thousand orgasms" for dredging this gem up from his young naive days on the site - and reminding him that this is the first reply it has received since it was posted almost 20 months ago to the day*
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Compared to you Blue, there ARE no good bits.
lhk
Kat
*Kat wanders off resolving to strap Banderas to the Oragasmatron and turn it up onto "Death of a thousand orgasms" for dredging this gem up from his young naive days on the site - and reminding him that this is the first reply it has received since it was posted almost 20 months ago to the day*
:lol: :lol: You've been searched!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't notice that to start with but it is rather nice to see one of your little gems that dropped like a bomb first time!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Roger the Dragon
The question has got to be did Kit ever find a porn film she wanted to watch all the way through and did you have the stamina to keep up for the length of a whole porn film?
I remember it well. I'd been here just a few short weeks, it was the first serious post I made. I'd spent agest trawling the internet trying to decide what to buy. So I girded my loins, steeled my nerve, and posted, then sat back waiting for the advice to flood in.........
and waited.....
and waited
and waited. :upset:
and now 20 months later - the sum total of the SH wisdom is:
Forrest Dump
Shaving Private Ryan
Charlies bleeding Anals
The question has got to be did Kit ever find a porn film she wanted to watch all the way through and did you have the stamina to keep up for the length of a whole porn film?Nope - I bought two and they were shit.
So we bought a video camera and now we made our own! :twisted: lhk
Kat
Quote by Debbiewebs
: So we bought a video camera and now we made our own! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
O tell me whats it called :bounce: :bounce: Pussy .....or Get ya Kit off!... :P
And can i have a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sorry Debs, you are just too young, innocent, fragile, delicate, pure and chaste. I wouldn't want to corrupt you
Besides, the post should really have all been in the past tense, since the video camera came to a sticky end in a Cornish seaside pool. I was leaning over the large dark opening trying to video into the deepest depths whilst trying to avoid reflection from the salty fluid filling it, when I dropped it in.
I had to go in up to my chest to get it back again, and it never recovered from the trauma.
Mind you, same thing happened with Kit once. I had to tie a safety rope to the bedstead to recover it that time! :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
: So we bought a video camera and now we made our own! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
O tell me whats it called :bounce: :bounce: Pussy .....or Get ya Kit off!... :P
And can i have a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sorry Debs, you are just too young, innocent, fragile, delicate, pure and chaste. I wouldn't want to corrupt you
Besides, the post should really have all been in the past tense, since the video camera came to a sticky end in a Cornish seaside pool. I was leaning over the large dark opening trying to video into the deepest depths whilst trying to avoid reflection from the salty fluid filling it, when I dropped it in.
I had to go in up to my chest to get it back again, and it never recovered from the trauma.
Mind you, same thing happened with Kit once. I had to tie a safety rope to the bedstead to recover it that time! :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: OH MY GOD!!!!!
You are going to be in so much trouble when she reads that!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Roger the Dragon
Quote by KitKat
:lol: :lol: :lol: I never noticed the post date and was all ready to PM you with a list of my DVD collection! All alphapeticalised of course
:lol: Quote by rogerthedragon
: So we bought a video camera and now we made our own! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
O tell me whats it called :bounce: :bounce: Pussy .....or Get ya Kit off!... :P
And can i have a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sorry Debs, you are just too young, innocent, fragile, delicate, pure and chaste. I wouldn't want to corrupt you
Besides, the post should really have all been in the past tense, since the video camera came to a sticky end in a Cornish seaside pool. I was leaning over the large dark opening trying to video into the deepest depths whilst trying to avoid reflection from the salty fluid filling it, when I dropped it in.
I had to go in up to my chest to get it back again, and it never recovered from the trauma.
Mind you, same thing happened with Kit once. I had to tie a safety rope to the bedstead to recover it that time! :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: OH MY GOD!!!!!
You are going to be in so much trouble when she reads that!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Roger the Dragon
Oooooooh Roger! how did you ever guess????Breakfast served to me in bed for the next two years (that's tea and toast Kat!!!!)
Sex God
Quote by Kit
: So we bought a video camera and now we made our own! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
O tell me whats it called :bounce: :bounce: Pussy .....or Get ya Kit off!... :P
And can i have a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sorry Debs, you are just too young, innocent, fragile, delicate, pure and chaste. I wouldn't want to corrupt you
Besides, the post should really have all been in the past tense, since the video camera came to a sticky end in a Cornish seaside pool. I was leaning over the large dark opening trying to video into the deepest depths whilst trying to avoid reflection from the salty fluid filling it, when I dropped it in.
I had to go in up to my chest to get it back again, and it never recovered from the trauma.
Mind you, same thing happened with Kit once. I had to tie a safety rope to the bedstead to recover it that time! :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: OH MY GOD!!!!!
You are going to be in so much trouble when she reads that!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Roger the Dragon
Oooooooh Roger! how did you ever guess????Breakfast served to me in bed for the next two years (that's tea and toast Kat!!!!)
Don't worry Kit, I'll come and serve you breakfast in bed if Kat won't!
Roger the Dragon 8-)
(Did I say that out load? :shock: )
Quote by rogerthedragon
: So we bought a video camera and now we made our own! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
O tell me whats it called :bounce: :bounce: Pussy .....or Get ya Kit off!... :P
And can i have a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sorry Debs, you are just too young, innocent, fragile, delicate, pure and chaste. I wouldn't want to corrupt you
Besides, the post should really have all been in the past tense, since the video camera came to a sticky end in a Cornish seaside pool. I was leaning over the large dark opening trying to video into the deepest depths whilst trying to avoid reflection from the salty fluid filling it, when I dropped it in.
I had to go in up to my chest to get it back again, and it never recovered from the trauma.
Mind you, same thing happened with Kit once. I had to tie a safety rope to the bedstead to recover it that time! :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: OH MY GOD!!!!!
You are going to be in so much trouble when she reads that!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Roger the Dragon
Oooooooh Roger! how did you ever guess????Breakfast served to me in bed for the next two years (that's tea and toast Kat!!!!)
Don't worry Kit, I'll come and serve you breakfast in bed if Kat won't!
Roger the Dragon 8-)
(Did I say that out load? :shock: )
Yes you did
and as Kat is never awake to serve me breakfast, I take you up on that offer starting tomorrow at precisely :wink: Wear your stockings babes :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
Yes you did
Wear your stockings babes :twisted:
:shock: I'm with Kat!!!
Actually - Roger - if I'm with Kat - could you also bring me breakfast in bed? :twisted:
Now, let me just make sure I have got this right, at 6 45 tomorrow, Roger is going to be serving Kit and Rainbows breakfast in bed?
Looks like I am on the sofa again tonight :( lhk
*Kat wanders off regretting the video camera joke*
Quote by KitKat
Now, let me just make sure I have got this right, at 6 45 tomorrow, Roger is going to be serving Kit and Rainbows breakfast in bed?
lhk
*Kat wanders off regretting the video camera joke*
No it's okay Kat - I'm sure there's enough room for you to curl up at the bottom of the bed :twisted:
We'll try and not wake you :P
Sex God
It looks like I'd better get up early tomorrow then! 
Breakfast for 4 coming up!!
Roger the Dragon
Breakfast for 4 coming up!! Roger the Dragon
Quote by Rainbows
Now, let me just make sure I have got this right, at 6 45 tomorrow, Roger is going to be serving Kit and Rainbows breakfast in bed?
lhk
*Kat wanders off regretting the video camera joke*
No it's okay Kat - I'm sure there's enough room for you to curl up at the bottom of the bed :twisted:
We'll try and not wake you :P :smug: That should be an interesting view :smug:
Roger, just don't get carried away and be tempted to give me a poke while you are at it!
lhk
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Now, let me just make sure I have got this right, at 6 45 tomorrow, Roger is going to be serving Kit and Rainbows breakfast in bed?
lhk
*Kat wanders off regretting the video camera joke*
No it's okay Kat - I'm sure there's enough room for you to curl up at the bottom of the bed :twisted:
We'll try and not wake you :P :smug: That should be an interesting view :smug:
Roger, just don't get carried away and be tempted to give me a poke while you are at it!
lhk
At that time in the morning my eyesight isn't too good - You'll just have to cross your fingers! Sex God
Quote by KitKat
:shock: Sod that - I think it is my legs I had better cross! :shock:
How did I know you were going to say that!!
Right I'm off to bed now - I've set my alarm, not sure about the stockings though! :shock:
Roger the Waiter
