does size matter? i mean you hear from some women that its what you do with it that matters and then you read the adds on here an some somen want massive cocks!! what better fat or long? what is classed as too small that you carn't feel it and what is too big that it hurts? (or is that a good thing?)
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Quote by andy_notts1974
does size matter? i mean you hear from some women that its what you do with it that matters and then you read the adds on here an some somen want massive cocks!! what better fat or long? what is classed as too small that you carn't feel it and what is too big that it hurts? (or is that a good thing?)
What we like most of all is someone who uses the search function on a website. Especially when the question is so obviously one that we will have discussed again and again and again.....
This has been answered many times before (try using the "Search" button at the top of the page to pull up some of the old threads) but IIRC the gist of the answers were:
Every woman's different.
Some like big cocks
Some like medium cocks
Some have never tried a big cock and they're advertising to fulfill that fantasy
When some women try the big-cock fantasy, they sometimes find they don't like it
Believe me, we see enough frustrated well-endowed guys on this site that a big cock can't be enough to magically seduce women into bed.
Every woman's different.
Some like big cocks
Some like medium cocks
Some have never tried a big cock and they're advertising to fulfill that fantasy
When some women try the big-cock fantasy, they sometimes find they don't like it
Believe me, we see enough frustrated well-endowed guys on this site that a big cock can't be enough to magically seduce women into bed.
Sex God
Vix and I will be measuring at the next munch, as already stated elsewhere, jst to make sure you guys are telling the truth about what size you are. (Reese is helping )
Sex God
Quote by roger743
You have a micrometer? :shock:
Now Reese has a tape measure Vix and I are gonig to use, but if you have one bring it along as we might need it!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:aNice tattoo by the way Sarah, I love butterfly tats as well, i've got 3 of em
Are you hi jacking the thread? but yes I love it, and it's not on public view unless I'm undressed
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Now Reese has a tape measure Vix and I are gonig to use, but if you have one bring it along as we might need it!
Indeed I do, and said measure provided hours of entertainment - for me, at least - in facilitating my impropmtu bra-sizing services at the Notts Munch! It's only fair that you & Vix handle the penis measurements at the next one - I, for one, am up for it (as it were)! ;)
~Reese!
Quote by Reese
Now Reese has a tape measure Vix and I are gonig to use, but if you have one bring it along as we might need it!
Indeed I do, and said measure provided hours of entertainment - for me, at least - in facilitating my impropmtu bra-sizing services at the Notts Munch! It's only fair that you & Vix handle the penis measurements at the next one - I, for one, am up for it (as it were)! ;)
~Reese!
Yeah, but who are the warm-up acts?
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You have a micrometer? :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: But wouldn't that be the equivalent of doing 'fairy steps' along the length of Reese :shock:
I love you. :love:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Have you got one of these then REESE???
No. But, in all honesty, it woudn't have accommodated most of the lovely ladies I measured on Munch-night!
hwoar: ~Reese!
Sex God
Well I've just had an advert up in Lets Meet up for a smaller than average cock...... And not that many would come forward and admit it (even with the chance of having me!!!!! :shock: )
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
Well I've just had an advert up in Lets Meet up for a smaller than average cock......
I've seen your new ad! Blatant prejudice, I tell you!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!! :grin:
~Reese!
Quote by xxdevil69
Well I've just had an advert up in Lets Meet up for a smaller than average cock...... And not that many would come forward and admit it (even with the chance of having me!!!!! :shock: )
Thats just not on.....
Any man worth his salt would admit to being undersize just to get the chance surely...
:!: :!: :!: :!:
Sex God
Quote by Reese
Well I've just had an advert up in Lets Meet up for a smaller than average cock......
I've seen your new ad! Blatant prejudice, I tell you!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!! :grin:
~Reese!
Different sizes serve different purposes my dear!!! sometimes I need big, sometimes small, sometimes average.. then if I want to be really pleasured I'll post and ad up for a bendy one!!!!
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
Different sizes serve different purposes my dear!!! sometimes I need big, sometimes small, sometimes average.. then if I want to be really pleasured I'll post and ad up for a bendy one!!!!
Actually, I've heard that long & slender works best for one's DP pursuits... ;)
~Reese!
Sex God
Quote by andy_notts1974
does size matter?
Once upon a time, the horse and the chicken were going for stroll on the farm, when the chicken fell down a hole.
"Oh help help" said the chicken, "I've fallen down this hole".
So the horse ran to the farmhouse and said "Farmer come quickly, the chicken has fallen down a hole."
The farmer ran to the scene and assessed the situation. "I know just what to do" he said, "Be back in a minute."
The farmer went back to the house and got a length of sturdy rope, jumped in his shiny red Italian sports car and drove it to the hole. He tied one end of the rope to the bumper of his shiny red Italian sports car and threw the other end down the hole. "Grab the rope" said the farmer to the chicken, "and I'll pull you out."
The chicken held on to the rope as the farmer gunned his engine. Slowly the car moved away and took up the slack. But the car got stuck in the mud and the chicken was very afraid.
"Leave it to me" said the horse, "I know just what to do."
The horse stood astride the hole, allowing his extremely long dangly thing to dangle into the hole.
"Chicken, grab my willy and don't let go."
The chicken held onto the horse's gargantuan penis and the horse walked away from the hole and the chicken was saved. Hooraaaaaay!
And the moral of the story?
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Ferrari to pull a bird.
Sex God
Quote by roger743
Every woman's different.
Some like big cocks
Some like medium cocks
Some have never tried a big cock and they're advertising to fulfill that fantasy
When some women try the big-cock fantasy, they sometimes find they don't like it
And believe it or not, some don't like cocks at all :shock:
Quote by Debbiewebs
And believe it or not, some don't like cocks at all :shock:
Must admit................i am more parshell to chicken me self! :shock:
Oooh oooh - movie quote for the other thread "It's delicious and nutricious and tastes just like chicken". Ooooh- what was the movie now?????.....
Rainbows walks off mumbling to self about cocks and chickens and animated movies....
