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Why is it no matter which queue you are in in a supermarket its the wrong one? Whenever u get near the front its either closing or a customer taking ages in front and the one u were originally gonna stand in but thought it was too busy had gone way down.
grrrrrrrrrrrr
Thats Life!!!!!!
On the subject of Supermarkets - why do couples go round together? How many does it take to fill a trolley?
How often do you see the bloke trailing behind the woman looking miserable? I guess its to take stuff out as the wife puts it in.
All it does is clutter the store making it even more difficult to get around :twisted:
Thought that only happened to me. I can't stand it when the checkout person knows the customer in front and keeps talking completely ignoring the queue. evil Flounced off once when this happened only to join an even worse queue. Worse still was that the checkout person saw this and SMIRKED !!! redface Don't mind when it's an old person though as I think sometimes it might be the only conversation they have all day, if they live on their own :angel:
:love: xxx
I hate it when the person in front of you leans on their trolley alongside the conveyor and doesn't move so you can start stacking your stuff on it. And invariably they don't put the "next customer please" thingumyoojahwotsit on either....
So if I can't reach it, I just chuck my stuff on the belt, and see if the cashier puts it through with the person in front's shit..... The person in front then invariably looks pissed off because my shopping is mixed up with theirs, at which point I politely say "Put the f***ing board up then and move out of the way".....
Rick mad :x :x
Whatever happened to the cash only aisle as well confused
theres nothing worse than someone paying a £3 bill with a credit card that takes ages to process mad
i know they have the express aisles so bring back the cash only aisle :!:
My pet peeve with supermarkets is that the cashier will bag one or two items then throw you the bags to do your own bagging. This is after all the advertising about them doing the bagging for you. I would normally not mind but due to having a disability, bagging and carrying things is difficult for me.
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On the subject of Supermarkets - why do couples go round together? How many does it take to fill a trolley? :

We do this ... when you're just over 5 ft and need to push round a whacking great metal monstrostiy with dodgy wheels, a man helps!!!!! Having 2 or three kids in tow doesn't help either, you need eyes in the back of you head as well!
And I used to do the shopping alone until he moaned that I never bought anything "he" liked (this is my ex btw not Morbius) if you want stuff you like then you need to come and pick it ... I'm not your mother!!!!!
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C x
I'm allergic to queues...........online shopping is the only way to go ( and stops me wasting cash on impulse purchases of new biscuits that I really must check for quality purposes wink )
I hate when i'm doing my job checking stock and customers run into me
I hate it when the assistant wizzes stuff down and you have still three bags to fill, when they ask you to pay.......then the people in the Q look at you as to say hurry up.....
How about when you ask where something is and they tell you its on aisle 13, and they insist on taking you there, even though I've told them that I am not an imbecile and could find it on my own!
Yes but takes us away from what we should be doing, cant blame us for wanting to have a skive!
i always get caught behind the person in McDonalds who orders 15 happy meals and 10 mcflurries........
fast food for everyone else except me!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxx
Guilty as charged
I still like pushing the trolley really fast and jumping on it for the ride. Great fun! Unless you get the one with the wonky wheel. I feel bad about the old lady and the Shredded Wheat incident but she really should have seen me coming..........
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Queuing is part of the great British institute and we should be proud of it, we do it the best!
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Queuing is part of the great British institute and we should be proud of it, we do it the best!

so is dogging according to little britain
lol
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Queuing is part of the great British institute and we should be proud of it, we do it the best!

so is dogging according to little britain
lol
Do you think if there was a World Cup in Dogging we would win hands down?
Quote by da69ve
Queuing is part of the great British institute and we should be proud of it, we do it the best!

so is dogging according to little britain
lol
Do you think if there was a World Cup in Dogging we would win hands down?
bend over, put your hands on the floor and i'll tell you wink
The thing that really gets me about CUSTOMERS is some want you to pack others get huffy when you do.
We are taught to take customers to the product and as was already said above its normally the only chance we get to skive.
We cant help how long it takes to process credit and debit cards or how long it takes for the primnter to print cheques.
We also cant dictate how long it takes for the supervisors to come to us if there is a problem.
And finally as far as checkout closing goes whne you just about reach the front, we do have homes to go to as dedicated as we are to customer service!!!!
LOL I love my job really! confused
Queueing we can do... this is what get's me, though...
Queue at the bank, I press my "cashier number five, please" button, and the person in the front of the queue goes to the window next to me, where, of course*, there is no cashier.
*Because, as I am sure you know, it is illegal for all the cashiers windows to be occupied. Especially at lunch time.
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How about when you ask where something is and they tell you its on aisle 13, and they insist on taking you there, even though I've told them that I am not an imbecile and could find it on my own!
I work in a supermarket and when a customer asks for an item we have to take them to it, not walking ahead and makin small talk on the way!! I would much rather just get on with my job, but thats what we are instructed to do, supermarket staff are overworked and underpaid so a bit of empathy would be very nice!! Its a shit job but someones got to do it!! To be honest i have no patience whatsoever and i wont queue for anything, if theres a queue i stand there seething so i know what u mean!!!
having been a shop worker in the past, i still find myself pulling the stock forward when i pick one up. so annoying! :shock:
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Queuing is part of the great British institute and we should be proud of it, we do it the best!

Tell this to people at Brixton tube bus stops. Obviously they have never heard of this and when I used to commute through there it was survival of the strongest! LOL
Well I've worked at a supermarket and I loved my job. It was the first time I had an employer who was not trying to take me to bed or make double-meaning remarks. The customers were really lovely, they got to know you and queue at your till. There were of course one or two odd ones who made you unhappy but the majority of people were really nice. We also got excellent training which helped us with our job and we were treated equally by the managers (e.g. one Christmas a supervisor tricked me to use turkey vouchers for things other than turkey and when I went to use mine they said I could not use them so I referred the matter to the Manager and she determined that I could use my voucher being single and having no use for a big turkey but she did explain that they were making me a favour and of course that what my supervisor had done was wrong in the first place). You can't get fairer than that.
I don't know how much things may have changed in the years since I was a checkout girl and how much less enjoyable working at a supermarket may be but surely if one does their job with enthusiasm and pride and puts customers first, one cannot go wrong.