Quick question (slightly not serious)

25 Jul 2006

Imagine the pain of sitting when you have pmt boobs though :shock: :shock: sad

Jas
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25 Jul 2006

imagin the views when the tour de france started going up hill!!
a harmless quick squeese of the bum would suddenly become rather crude and very rude in public.......or quite a turn on depending if you into that type of public exobition!!

25 Jul 2006

Would you go bottomless on the beach to get them tanned?
Jas
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25 Jul 2006

Doggy would be even better lol

25 Jul 2006

sliding down the stairs on your arse would NOT be fun :shock:

25 Jul 2006

the doggy would be like a tit wank ,sex AND bum sex all roled into one!!!! :shock:
Good call pololady! biggrin

25 Jul 2006

My seat belt would fit better smile

25 Jul 2006

I wouldnt be able to suck my own nipples! :cry:

25 Jul 2006

Quote by winchwench
I wouldnt be able to suck my own nipples! :cry:

But that is nothing special - it would be if you could do it with them on your arse lol

25 Jul 2006

would it be easier to tell your arse from your elbow, or would some people still have trouble?
H.x

25 Jul 2006

Timmy says have you thought about the poo that would get stuck in your cleavage confused

Ewww

:lol: :lol:
Jas-Tim
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25 Jul 2006

If you're sitting in the pub and yer dishy partner goes up to the bar and you get turned on by the sight of him while he's standing at the bar - he'd wonder why you are an inch and a half taller when he gets back.
bolt

Just a thought.
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25 Jul 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
Timmy says have you thought about the poo that would get stuck in your cleavage
Ewww :lol: :lol:
Jas-Tim
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That is why I would have my rectum surgically moved to my armpit :lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Jul 2006

Damn - I missed the chance to flirt and ask if Timmy was thinking about my cleavage :doh:

25 Jul 2006

if you rectum was under you armpit, that would make for one SMELLY pit!!!

25 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I wouldn't have been able to flash my nipples to the man in Morrisons tonight

I did that to the Tesco's delivery man the other weekend redface

25 Jul 2006

Being a definite bum man, I'm not keen on the idea. it would be harder to sneak a peak :twisted:

25 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
would it be easier to tell your arse from your elbow, or would some people still have trouble?
H.x

yes

25 Jul 2006

So would i assume right that ladies would then need to wear a bra on there back sides?
And would i assume right that there bum would be in place of there chest? :shock:
Could be more handily located for when you have been loo i suppose :shock:
Tony x

25 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
my arse would be smaller.

H.x

Mine too but my tits woud look fab ! :thumbup: silly

hwoar:

26 Jul 2006

If you had a bad case of piles would you have to have a special bra? dunno

26 Jul 2006

My bum would fall in my arm pits when I'm a sleep rather than my tits rolleyes

26 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
If you had a bad case of piles would you have to have a special bra?

would it be confusing which ones were the nips?

26 Jul 2006

My avatar would look a whole lot different :lol2:

26 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
If you had a bad case of piles would you have to have a special bra?

would it be confusing which ones were the nips?
That doesn't even bear thinking about...... :shock:

26 Jul 2006

"Do you like your nips being tweaked like this?"
"Yes I do, so could you do it to my nips and leave my piles alone please!"
:grin:

26 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
"Do you like your nips being tweaked like this?"
"Yes I do, so could you do it to my nips and leave my piles alone please!"

Another tea-meets-moniter moment

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

26 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
"Do you like your nips being tweaked like this?"
"Yes I do, so could you do it to my nips and leave my piles alone please!"
:grin:

Oh my God :eeek:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

26 Jul 2006

What about when you are drunk, it's a bit dark and you mouth decides to go for a wander! :scared: When would you notice? When the piles turned into huge grapes? :cry:
bolt

26 Jul 2006

Flashing your boobs at truckers down the motorway would become a major act of contortion confused