Here are some sexual habits of various members of the Animal Kingdom. All we need is for you to fill in the blanks.
After sex, the male leaves a three-centimetre plug in the female's vagina to prevent rivals from inseminating her.
bite each other so violently during sex that they often both end up covered in blood.
Female are only on heat for four days, once every four years.
Female round up four or five male and have sex with them one after another.
Occasionally, after mating, one will bite the penis completely off of its partner; it doesn't grow back.
It's very hard for to have sex. The male has to penetrate his partner while balancing on hind legs. If he misses, he still ejaculates and on a windy day these strands of semen can waft across the zoo.
Japanese researchers studying copulation in the European or Black earwig, noticed that the male rocked backward and forward. For some reason, they decided to see what would happen if they pinched the bum of the male while he was rocking. What happened next?
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Quite Interesting Quiz II
Master of Sex
I'm not sure, but the answer to the last four is "doggers", isn't it? 
Sexlightened
The first is Guinea (sp?) Pigs, and I think the fourth is camels.
Sexlightened
Quote by keeno
Here are some sexual habits of various members of the Animal Kingdom. All we need is for you to fill in the blanks.
After sex, the male leaves a three-centimetre plug in the female's vagina to prevent rivals from inseminating her.
bite each other so violently during sex that they often both end up covered in blood.
Female are only on heat for four days, once every four years.
Female round up four or five male and have sex with them one after another.
Occasionally, after mating, one will bite the penis completely off of its partner; it doesn't grow back.
It's very hard for to have sex. The male has to penetrate his partner while balancing on hind legs. If he misses, he still ejaculates and on a windy day these strands of semen can waft across the zoo.
Japanese researchers studying copulation in the European or Black earwig, noticed that the male rocked backward and forward. For some reason, they decided to see what would happen if they pinched the bum of the male while he was rocking. What happened next?
Quote by teachme
Here are some sexual habits of various members of the Animal Kingdom. All we need is for you to fill in the blanks.
After sex, the male leaves a three-centimetre plug in the female's vagina to prevent rivals from inseminating her.
bite each other so violently during sex that they often both end up covered in blood.
Female are only on heat for four days, once every four years.
Female round up four or five male and have sex with them one after another.
Occasionally, after mating, one will bite the penis completely off of its partner; it doesn't grow back.
It's very hard for to have sex. The male has to penetrate his partner while balancing on hind legs. If he misses, he still ejaculates and on a windy day these strands of semen can waft across the zoo.
Japanese researchers studying copulation in the European or Black earwig, noticed that the male rocked backward and forward. For some reason, they decided to see what would happen if they pinched the bum of the male while he was rocking. What happened next?
Quote by teachme's signature
Got put right by polo and survived it!
And with your penis in tact
:lol: :lol: 
Sexlightened
only just 
>>teachme bows to polo lady<<
>>teachme bows to polo lady<<
The Ashanti people say "When the fool is told a proverb its meaning has to be explained to him." I'm sure these ones don't need explaining: simply match the end of each proverb with its beginning.
Every eunuch scoffs at... (Arabic)
Good wine needs... (English)
Lies in newspapers are like... (Chinese)
No tree falls on... (German)
Every tub must stand on... (English)
An onion offered with love is worth... (Egyptian)
Options:
a) ...A sheep
b) ...No bush
c) ...The first stroke
d) ...His master's prick
e) ...Its own bottom
f) ...Rat droppings in clear soup.
Every eunuch scoffs at... (Arabic)
Good wine needs... (English)
Lies in newspapers are like... (Chinese)
No tree falls on... (German)
Every tub must stand on... (English)
An onion offered with love is worth... (Egyptian)
Options:
a) ...A sheep
b) ...No bush
c) ...The first stroke
d) ...His master's prick
e) ...Its own bottom
f) ...Rat droppings in clear soup.
Sexlightened
Quote by PoloLady
>>teachme bows to polo lady<<
Don't do that! :shock:
She'll get used to it.
Not if he doesn't stick his tongue out and say loll-ll-lly pop and he does it :rascal:
:P :P
Sexlightened
Quote by keeno
The Ashanti people say "When the fool is told a proverb its meaning has to be explained to him." I'm sure these ones don't need explaining: simply match the end of each proverb with its beginning.
Every eunuch scoffs at...its own bottom
Good wine needs... No bush
Lies in newspapers are like... Rat droppings in clear soup
No tree falls on... The first stroke
Every tub must stand on... His master's prick
An onion offered with love is worth... A sheep
Options:
a) ...A sheep
b) ...No bush
c) ...The first stroke
d) ...His master's prick
e) ...Its own bottom
f) ...Rat droppings in clear soup.
Quote by keeno
The Ashanti people say "When the fool is told a proverb its meaning has to be explained to him." I'm sure these ones don't need explaining: simply match the end of each proverb with its beginning.
Every eunuch scoffs at... A sheep (especially Lardy Sheep-boy)
Good whine needs... A prick
Lies in newspapers are like... Rat droppings in clear soup
No tree falls on... Its own bottom
Every tub (if that is a new name for penis) must stand on... The first stroke
An onion offered with love is worth... No bush (though personally I have never needed to be offered fresh veg to encourage pubic pruning)
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Quote by keeno
The Ashanti people say "When the fool is told a proverb its meaning has to be explained to him." I'm sure these ones don't need explaining: simply match the end of each proverb with its beginning.
Every eunuch scoffs at... d) ...His master's prick
Good wine needs... (English)... b) ...No bush
Lies in newspapers are like... (Chinese) .f) ...Rat droppings in clear soup.
No tree falls on... (German) c) ...The first stroke
Every tub must stand on... (English) e) ...Its own bottom
An onion offered with love is worth... (Egyptian) a) ...A sheep
Quote by keeno
Here are some sexual habits of various members of the Animal Kingdom. All we need is for you to fill in the blanks.
After sex, the male leaves a three-centimetre plug in the female's vagina to prevent rivals from inseminating her.
bite each other so violently during sex that they often both end up covered in blood.
Female are only on heat for four days, once every four years.
Female round up four or five male and have sex with them one after another.
Occasionally, after mating, one will bite the penis completely off of its partner; it doesn't grow back.
It's very hard for to have sex. The male has to penetrate his partner while balancing on hind legs. If he misses, he still ejaculates and on a windy day these strands of semen can waft across the zoo.
Japanese researchers studying copulation in the European or Black earwig, noticed that the male rocked backward and forward. For some reason, they decided to see what would happen if they pinched the bum of the male while he was rocking. What happened next?
Answers
Guinea Pig
Crab Eater Seals
Elephants
Wolves
Slugs
Giraffes
