Saw this on Youtube last night, and we've been out and bought one today (sad scary parents that we are)
this emoticon will never be the same again
Cx
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Quite literally ROFL
Sex God
Cali you are how old??? 
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Awww he's lovely.
Reminds me of me when I watch the "mirror sequence" in Duck Soup, only I stop breathing as well :shock:
Uncles posts get me pretty close to that as well at times.
Regards
Harry Jones
Reminds me of me when I watch the "mirror sequence" in Duck Soup, only I stop breathing as well :shock:
Uncles posts get me pretty close to that as well at times.
Regards
Harry Jones
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Lindaxxx
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Lindaxxx
Sex God
oh! shit thats me doin an elmo
Master of Sex
PMSL :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love it!.. That's Christmas sorted for a few people this year
Linda
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Love it!.. That's Christmas sorted for a few people this year
Linda Quote by Calista
Saw this on Youtube last night, and we've been out and bought one today (sad scary parents that we are)
this emoticon will never be the same again
Cx
I expect we will be seeing the little fellow at a munch sometime soon...............
Adults will play with childrens toys
:D 