I heard recently, not for the first time, but 1st in a while, something which some ladies have been informed of by their partner. Namely that "when the man has an erection and is ready to have sex he is liable to suffer severe stomach pains if not able to fulfill his desires". "ffs"...."stomach pains"? pain in the ass more like....if you hear that one girls then let it be you suffering the stomach pains....from laughing out loud.
how do you know some men might suffer from this ? Just because you may not doesnt mean its not true for others.
I find under these circumstances that my hand suffers a contraction causing the fingers to curl towards my thumb and that my arm begins to shake........I have yet to find any useful application for this terrible affliction
Ive been moaned at before for winding OH up and then not finishing the job *tsk*. Didnt realise it could be that painful though, ive learnt something today!