Favourite quotes about sex and relationship from famous or not so famous people.
"Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner you need a good hand" - Woody Allen
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I love Elton John's quote:
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
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and Joan Rivers ( always good for a smart quip )
"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." ..............( it'd be funny if it wasn't so true
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"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
:giggle:
and Joan Rivers ( always good for a smart quip )
"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." ..............( it'd be funny if it wasn't so true
) 
Mod
Think it was James Burns that said
"Sex at my age is like trying to play snooker with a length of rope as a cue"
"Sex at my age is like trying to play snooker with a length of rope as a cue"
Warming the Bed
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
~David Lodge
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
~Lord Chesterfield
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
~Quentin Crisp
and of coarse another from the great Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
-Woody Allen
~David Lodge
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
~Lord Chesterfield
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
~Quentin Crisp
and of coarse another from the great Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
-Woody Allen
Sex God
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jacqueline Kennedy
Jacqueline Kennedy
Sex God
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
Norman Mailer
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
Samantha in Sex & The City
Norman Mailer
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
Samantha in Sex & The City
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
-Richard Feynman
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.
-Malcolm Muggeridge, Down with Sex, The Most of Malcolm Muggeridge (1966)
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-John Barrymore
-Richard Feynman
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.
-Malcolm Muggeridge, Down with Sex, The Most of Malcolm Muggeridge (1966)
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-John Barrymore
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
Samantha in Sex & The City
Can I just add, that this is my official manifesto on getting older. I am going to do it the Samantha way!!
Sex God
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex -no matter what she's reading."
Steve Jobs (founder of Apple)
Steve Jobs (founder of Apple)
Sex God
Quote by markz
that was good........
anyone who's had sex with me......
you make me chuckle! 
Sex God
Not sure if this sex or life.
"Life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease.". Lewis Grizzard (allegedly)
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"Life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease.". Lewis Grizzard (allegedly)
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Orgasminator
Sex is like air, the less you have the more important it becomes
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. - Brendan Francis
The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette. - Anonymous
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. - Brendan Francis
The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette. - Anonymous
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Sex God
"Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?"
Henry Finck
Henry Finck
Sex God
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
-- William Shakespeare
-- William Shakespeare
Master of Sex
"You look so beautiful I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter."
Woody Allen in a taxi with Diane Keaton in "Manhattan"
Woody Allen in a taxi with Diane Keaton in "Manhattan"
Sex God
Not necessarily about sex but my mum just sent me this:
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
:giggle:
