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having read newcomers posts re not getting a shag straight away may like to digest these stats.
if you're a couple seeking a couple, theres not that many looking but if you find a couple in reasonable distance and age range (or whatever your criteria is) theres an 8 way calculation to do. ie, does couple 1 male like the other female does couple 1 fem like the other male, does couple 1 male want other male to pleasure his wife, does couple 1 fem want her husband pleasuring other wife and then same goes for couple no 2 which means the final decision has had to take 8 inputs.
if your a couple seeking a male this is only a 3way decision ie, does fem like the male does male like the fem and does hubby want his mrs pleasured by him so only a 3way input is required but alas only 44 ads in section so not many to choose from,
if you a couple seeking a bi guy then thats a 6 way input to get a decision
you may think the best bet is a single guy meeting a single girl easy 2 way input does she like you and vice versa but alas theres only 33 ads for single fem wanting a single guy and when you look at the 378 single guys ads looking for a single fem well says it all,
so b4 any more newcomers gets members backs up regarding i paid my monies wheres my quick "shag" read these stats again, it aint easy to find the right partners but when you do, appreciate them.
these figures are based on todays photo ads section where only:-
1) 33 ads for females seeking males
2) 44 ads for couples seeking males
3) 166 ads for couples seeking couples
4) 325 ads for males seeking couples
5) 378 ads for males seeking females
... and where do we come in? lol
Never did have the head for stats, so I'll take your word for it.
However....I would like to add:
Odds on making new friends , broadening social circle & meeting some damn fine people........100%
:thumbup:
Quote by Bloke2005
... and where do we come in? lol

Through the back door?? redface
Sorry, couldn't resist!!
wink
Quote by Bloke2005
... and where do we come in? lol

Oh dear.......please consider those of us with giggly dispositions before phrasing things like that Blokey! :giggle:
Quote by Jags
... and where do we come in? lol

Through the back door?? redface
Sorry, couldn't resist!!
wink :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: worship
Quote by Jags
... and where do we come in? lol

Through the back door?? redface
Sorry, couldn't resist!!
wink
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
hehehe quick there jags :lol:
Shaz x
Bloke
Want me to show you :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Bloke
Want me to show you :twisted: :twisted:

I have an 9" strap on with a 7" girth you can borrow to use on him Sarah, but you must remember, i have heard he likes it rough and with no lube :twisted: lol :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
... and where do we come in? lol

Through the back door?? redface
Sorry, couldn't resist!!
wink
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
hehehe quick there jags :lol:
Shaz x
Thanks!
:lol:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Bloke
Want me to show you :twisted: :twisted:

I have an 9" strap on with a 7" girth lol :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
Oooo - it will be just like Mr Bloke :shock: wink
Quote by winchwench
Never did have the head for stats, so I'll take your word for it.
However....I would like to add:
Odds on making new friends , broadening social circle & meeting some damn fine people........100%
:thumbup:

Totally agree with you
D
Well I thought this was a thread on an 'odds-on' shag rolleyes
And then I came across this little diamond!
Quote by Jags
... and where do we come in? lol

Through the back door?? redface
Sorry, couldn't resist!!
wink
I'm suing fer me keyboard - it's swamped in red wine!! :thumbup:
Quote by westerross
Well I thought this was a thread on an 'odds-on' shag rolleyes
And then I came across this little diamond!
... and where do we come in? lol

Through the back door?? redface
Sorry, couldn't resist!!
wink
I'm suing fer me keyboard - it's swamped in red wine!! :thumbup:
I'll get you a little plastic cover for your keyboard instead... they're magic!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by DeviousLiasons

these figures are based on todays photo ads section where only:-
1) 33 ads for females seeking males
2) 44 ads for couples seeking males
3) 166 ads for couples seeking couples
4) 325 ads for males seeking couples
5) 378 ads for males seeking females

We think there are a few more ads than this... we make it
1) 2,168 ads for females seeking males
2) 5,806 ads for couples seeking males
3) 29,033 ads for couples seeking couples
4) 48,701 ads for males seeking couples
5) 76,714 ads for males seeking females
which kind of makes the site look a little busier!
Statistics can be used to show anything you want... our favourite one is.....
This site has 145,778 men with adverts.... so if you are one of them, you ave a one in 145,788 chance of being picked, this is the same as % chance.... over a year this will rise to %, in 25 years this will become %! This of course is based oon the number of single males advertising staying the same. At the current rate of growth, your chances start at % and rapidly decrease!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i sit corrected should of read pages of adverts but its still pro rata i guess>
Quote by Bloke2005
Bloke
Want me to show you :twisted: :twisted:

I have an 9" strap on with a 7" girth lol :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
Oooo - it will be just like Mr Bloke :shock: wink
I defintely want to trade :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX
My odds on a shag lately?. Well I got 2 hopes................Bob Hope and No Hope confused
My odds on getting a shag tonight are the same as Sassy's sad Bluddy good job Steve is home tomorrow :rascal:
Morning Shireen hunni kiss Shame I'm off out tomorrow otherwise I could come up and we could both welcome Steve back in style :rascal: :giggle:
:rascal: Another time perhaps wink
Quote by Shireen_Mids
:rascal: Another time perhaps wink

though I AM free today innocent :giggle:
*Wonders if she could get away with locking the kids in their bedrooms :twisted: wink
Quote by Shireen_Mids
*Wonders if she could get away with locking the kids in their bedrooms :twisted: wink


innocent
:giggle: I can see a plan forming wink
Quote by Shireen_Mids
My odds on getting a shag tonight are the same as Sassy's sad Bluddy good job Steve is home tomorrow :rascal:

Damn it! I was up your way on Thursday as well!! rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:rascal: Another time perhaps wink

though I AM free today innocent :giggle:
And I'm down your way all the time!
Am I missing summat here? :wink:
Quote by winchwench
Never did have the head for stats,
Maybe not hun... but you do have a damn fine head for other things! :rascal:
Quote by winchwench
However....I would like to add:
Odds on making new friends , broadening social circle & meeting some damn fine people........100%
Top Girl :thumbup:
Quote by cockslut

these figures are based on todays photo ads section where only:-
1) 33 ads for females seeking males
2) 44 ads for couples seeking males
3) 166 ads for couples seeking couples
4) 325 ads for males seeking couples
5) 378 ads for males seeking females

We think there are a few more ads than this... we make it
1) 2,168 ads for females seeking males
2) 5,806 ads for couples seeking males
3) 29,033 ads for couples seeking couples
4) 48,701 ads for males seeking couples
5) 76,714 ads for males seeking females
which kind of makes the site look a little busier!
Statistics can be used to show anything you want... our favourite one is.....
This site has 145,778 men with adverts.... so if you are one of them, you ave a one in 145,788 chance of being picked, this is the same as % chance.... over a year this will rise to %, in 25 years this will become %! This of course is based oon the number of single males advertising staying the same. At the current rate of growth, your chances start at % and rapidly decrease!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i sit corrected should of read pages of adverts but its still pro rata i guess>
So do I buy a lottery ticket or wait for a shag?
Given how attractive I'd suddenly appear, would buying a lottery ticket be the equivalent of waiting for a shag?
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So do I buy a lottery ticket or wait for a shag?
Quote by laybysex
Given how attractive I'd suddenly appear, would buying a lottery ticket be the equivalent of waiting for a shag?
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