&quot;OLD&quot; IS WHEN

7 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Old is when you get that warm feeling in your heart while reminising, then realise it's your left tit hanging in your soup.

Well, if your left tit was hanging in the soup, I bet you felt a right tit.
Mike. rolleyes

:giggle:

7 Mar 2005

Old is when.............. you notice policemen are looking younger each year............
Which happened the first time for me when I was......... 21 yrs old redface

7 Mar 2005

OLD is when policemen not only look younger, but you start calling them "Sonny" redface

7 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Old is when you get that warm feeling in your heart while reminising, then realise it's your left tit hanging in your soup.

7 Mar 2005

I remember a rhyme my mate's Dad told us when we used to help out in his shop at dinnertimes as teenagers (No, he wasn't gay, he was just bloody funny!)
Allegedly it was about making cups of tea:
When I was young
and in my prime
I could do it
all the time
Now I'm old
and going grey
And can only manage it
two or three times a day.
Rick biggrin

7 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Old is when you get that warm feeling in your heart while reminising, then realise it's your left tit hanging in your soup.

think you will find that was my soup biggrin

it was their own fault for not giving us a spoon ,it tasted delicious :P :P :P can i have some more

7 Mar 2005

Old is when you can't...sorry...what were talking about?

7 Mar 2005

old is when .................your mate at work says "I love getting advice from you it's like having my mum at work"...........................and your only 10 years older than her :cry:

7 Mar 2005

.......you tell the kids to 'turn that bloody racket down'...........
....you get invited to a seventies disco and you don't need to hire a fancy dress outfit, you're already wearing it !!

8 Mar 2005

Your Home vids look like this:

8 Mar 2005

Old is when a song from your youth comes on the radio and everyone around you hasn't a clue who it is.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

8 Mar 2005

Quote by easy
Old is when a song from your youth comes on the radio and everyone around you hasn't a clue who it is.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

Pssssssst :kick:
Arent you s'posed to be at work ?????
rotflmao