&quot;Wish i was....&quot;

5 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF

I can manage warm plates (geez) as you well know. I remember the ceiling incident but it was nothing to do with cold plates :twisted:

5 Feb 2005

Any room for me?

5 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Any room for me?

Definatley Frecklebird good job its a sturdy table hahahahahahahaha

5 Feb 2005

Quote by corriefem
Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

Don't forget Davej with his small tables

You know what - between us all, I think we've really cracked this flirting lark. Now all I gotta do is stop laughing :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

5 Feb 2005

Quote by corriefem
Any room for me?

Definatley Frecklebird good job its a sturdy table hahahahahahahaha
OI I'm not that bloody fat confused

5 Feb 2005

Quote by corriefem
Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

Oooh PARTY!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :twisted: :twisted: :shock:

5 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

Don't forget Davej with his small tables

You know what - between us all, I think we've really cracked this flirting lark. Now all I gotta do is stop laughing :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well if we take it in turns with the device then at least one of us will be on the ceiling at any one time so that leaves some room on this buddy small table hahahahahahaha

5 Feb 2005

Is that what you would call a bird table redface

5 Feb 2005

Quote by corriefem
[Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

If you think I'm just watching then think again. I'm kicking the legs away and you've all got to land ina heap on top of me alright. 1...2..3 ..

5 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Is that what you would call a bird table

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Oooh - Rainbows rushes off to order a bird table!! QUICK!!!!

5 Feb 2005

Quote by corriefem
Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

What do you mean 'hopefully'?????
Corrie - I aml there :twisted:

5 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Any room for me?

Definatley Frecklebird good job its a sturdy table hahahahahahahaha
OI I'm not that bloody fat confused

I meant all of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
Footnote: I would prefer an absence of cold plates tho, unless you want me straight back on the ceiling

I can manage warm plates (geez) as you well know. I remember the ceiling incident but it was nothing to do with cold plates :twisted:
Tune!!!!!!!! smackbottom

Stop making me laugh, trying to be sexy here!! :lol2: With you and Davej, how the ell are we gonna get an orgy up and running eh?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OK lets start again .......... I bagsy be the table .......... but with NO plates ok :twisted:
Woooooooohooooooo did I read that right? Is frecklebird sat on me (the table) or is she in teacher mode and erring towards the Davej tables side of things :lol2:

5 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Footnote: I would prefer an absence of cold plates tho, unless you want me straight back on the ceiling

I can manage warm plates (geez) as you well know. I remember the ceiling incident but it was nothing to do with cold plates :twisted:
Tune!!!!!!!! smackbottom

Stop making me laugh, trying to be sexy here!! :lol2: With you and Davej, how the ell are we gonna get an orgy up and running eh?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OK lets start again .......... I bagsy be the table .......... but with NO plates ok :twisted:
Woooooooohooooooo did I read that right? Is frecklebird sat on me (the table) or is she in teacher mode and erring towards the Davej tables side of things :lol2:
So are we all lying on you back then Misschief the image of us all on Misschief !!!!!!!!!

5 Feb 2005

Oh good god ............ I'm in bluddy knots here rolleyes

I would've been bluddy funny too if I had've made sense :undecided:

5 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
If you think I'm just watching then think again. I'm kicking the legs away and you've all got to land ina heap on top of me alright. 1...2..3 ..

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: You want all of us ?? Brave man !!! :twisted:

5 Feb 2005

Not sure how many batteries I have got - who has got the spares ??????????

5 Feb 2005

I'm veering towards a much bigger table with cushions , duvets, mats....
So davej
12x12=144
15X15=256 lol

:lol:
Right while he's on that shall we use the table girls?

5 Feb 2005

Quote by corriefem
Wow love the thought of a table being watched with me batteries surrounded by my wealth of devices and then having to be pealed off the ceiling :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Well - Corrie - if you REALLY want pealing off the ceiling wink

Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table cool

:twisted: :twisted: lol

:lol: :lol: :shock: um Tune, have I ever told you how much I enjoy the sublime intellect of your posts, the subtle incantation of wit to titlilate the spirit, the cool air of innuendo that lights the forum whenever you are present, the hint of bravado to lend that casual edge?
I always meant to - mind if I budge in next to you?
lhk
Kat

5 Feb 2005

sneaks off to Davej's side of the table in case he gets stuck:twisted:

5 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
Wow love the thought of a table being watched with me batteries surrounded by my wealth of devices and then having to be pealed off the ceiling :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Well - Corrie - if you REALLY want pealing off the ceiling wink

Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table cool

:twisted: :twisted: lol

:lol: :lol: :shock: um Tune, have I ever told you how much I enjoy the sublime intellect of your posts, the subtle incantation of wit to titlilate the spirit, the cool air of innuendo that lights the forum whenever you are present, the hint of bravado to lend that casual edge?
I always meant to - mind if I budge in next to you?
lhk
Kat
Kat did you just say bulge :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

5 Feb 2005

Quote by corriefem
Kat did you just say bulge :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nup. She's budging - I'm bulging FFS!!!

6 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
Kat did you just say bulge :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nup. She's budging - I'm bulging FFS!!!
OOOOk Kats had a sex change!!! :bounce: :twisted:
now where did I put that strap-on :twisted:

6 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Kat did you just say bulge :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nup. She's budging - I'm bulging FFS!!!
OOOOk Kats had a sex change!!! :bounce: :twisted:
now where did I put that strap-on :twisted:
hahahahahahahh NO thats KIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 Feb 2005

hahahahahahahh NO thats KIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kits had a sex change :shock: :shock: :shock:

6 Feb 2005

Quote by corriefem
Kat did you just say bulge :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nup. She's budging - I'm bulging FFS!!!
OOOOk Kats had a sex change!!! :bounce: :twisted:
now where did I put that strap-on :twisted:
hahahahahahahh NO thats KIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KIT's had a sex change???? :shock: :shock: :shock: Can't be having that!

6 Feb 2005

* Kat changes his signature AGAIN - and for the millionth time wishes he had called himself Clint, or Dirk, or "Hunky stud with huge great rampant 10 inch cock capable of satisfying any woman at a thousand yards notwithstanding inclement weather conditions and intervening geographical or man made features", anything but bloody Kat! * lol

:lol: :lol:
kiss

for Tune

6 Feb 2005

Sorry Clint

:rotflmao:
Never could distinguish me Is from me As. kiss

for Kat and a :kiss: for Kit as well;!!!

6 Feb 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Blimey....close shave there redface

Thought we were maybe revealing more than we should :shock:

6 Feb 2005

Right - so now that has all been sorted (and kit and kat are back to normal - thank goodness!!!) - can we get back to this bird table please - 'cos I really am thinking of ordering one and wondered if anyone knew of any websites selling this table - and how may batteries I may need to buy at the same time. confused