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cool tryed the moon no atmosphere,
torn between log cabin mountians trees lake,s like canada somewhere, or bamboo hut nice warm tropical island with water fall jungle etc wink
BaldEagle
Casanova
I wish I was having sex, rather than sitting at the PC thinking about it :cry:
altarica
Sexlightened
I wish i was in Chicago,at"Buddy Guys' Legends" up on stage with his band Building up a sweat and rocking the house with his amazing(truly!) guitar beside me would be Eric Clapton,BB King and Bonnie would get them all up onstage and the atmosphere would be totally , we would all sit down together and i could listen to tales of all the blues greats they have a point later in the evening Bonnie would tell me that she was falling in love with me.
Ah well we can all dream biggrin :D :D :D :D
Since that aint going to happen better crank up the stereo :D :D :D :D :D
altarica
Sexlightened
Yup Scandal i do remember it from my distant Zodiac,Venus(I think) Professor Matt and i think it was Robbie the by Gerry and Sylvia how anal is that!!!!!!??????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
altarica
Sexlightened
Yes it did loads of them back in the ' ,then Fireball XL5,Stingray,then the mighty that there was Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons to give it its full title,Joe 90 and probably they moved on to using live actors in series like,Space 1999,UFO and Space Precinct(I think that was what it was called.)I've probably missed some,but i'm sure there will be someone here who can fill in any gaps.I once saw the real Rolls-Royce FAB1 at the Ideal Home Exhibition in Brum Back in '68 i think it piece of useless information- the Batmobile that was used in the TV series was bought by a guy in Coventry for his daughter and we used to see them out and about in it sometimes,because i went to school opposite his Chitty Chitty Bang Bang lives in a little village in Stratford-upon-avon and can sometimes be seen being driven around.
God what a mine of mediocre triviality i am :shock: :shock: :shock: biggrin :D :D
PS Any of the toys from those series in mint condition and with the boxes and instructions are worth a fortune.
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Wish I was in Scotland, by a lake, in a log cabin with a roaring fire and some bubbly :P ...laying on white deep, deep pile rug...... wink (Always wanted to go to Scotland)
HornyRed
Sex God
Watching manchester City lifting the european cup after a 6-0 win over Real Madrid and so completing the famous "all four major trophies in a season " biggrin :D :D
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
Quote by Tania
Wish I was...
on the same beach as Tania...

So what's stopping you? lol
Money my dear, money. No way could I afford a ticket to Jamaica. Would you settle for Lowestoft?
Tania
Orgasminator
Quote by flapjackboy
No way could I afford a ticket to Jamaica. Would you settle for Lowestoft?

Erm... what are the shagging possibilities in this place you mention? lol :lol: :lol:
BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by Tania
No way could I afford a ticket to Jamaica. Would you settle for Lowestoft?

Erm... what are the shagging possibilities in this place you mention? lol :lol: :lol:
Lots of Fishermen wink
Unknown User
cool wish i was a wild west hero,
or a lumber jack swinging from tree to tree, oh" he ,s a lumberjack and hes, ok, sleeps all night and works all day" wink
Tania
Orgasminator
Quote by BaldEagle
Lots of Fishermen wink

Sounds fishy to me! LOL
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
Quote by BaldEagle
Lots of Fishermen wink

Well, not that many any more. Thanks a lot Europe (bloody common fisheries policy. Grrr...)
But they do put on a good air show there every year.
Tania
Orgasminator
Quote by flapjackboy
But they do put on a good air show there every year.

So you are saying he is 'full of air'? LOL
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
Quote by Tania
But they do put on a good air show there every year.

So you are saying he is 'full of air'? LOL
blink Who? BaldEagle? Nah, just saying that the air show they put on is pretty good...
SilkandBigG
Sex God
British Columbia ! The redwood , the spruce , the pine . My best girly by my side.
With buttered scones for tea :-)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm..........
VenusnMars
Sex God
On the Appalachian trial, just me and my rucksack. Away from the madding crowd, where all you need to worry about is where you are going to sleep, and what you are going to eat.
Heaven.
Venusxxx
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
Wip round anyone? bolt

Scandal --------> :scared: whip <--------- Venus
Venusxxx
Unknown User
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Right now, right this very minute you mean?
OK Right now, I'm wishing I was in a nice warm cosy pub, having a delicious lunch on a very small table and happily chatting with the company I was in, knowing it's just the very start of a rather exciting date cool
Misschief - eating crackerbreads before hitting the sack with her battery operated friend rolleyes

Misschief I cant get to grips with batteries :shock: :shock: :shock: am I doing something wrong - should they be in the friend or do you hold them seperately lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
I cant get to grips with batteries :shock: :shock: :shock: am I doing something wrong - should they be in the friend or do you hold them seperately lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well Corrie - I could always hold them for you!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Rainbows
I cant get to grips with batteries :shock: :shock: :shock: am I doing something wrong - should they be in the friend or do you hold them seperately lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well Corrie - I could always hold them for you!!! :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Rainbows I brought one of these sets with loads of gadgets(pulsatron?) at the last Anne Summers party and I am totally flummoxed what to do with it :shock: :shock: :shock: I get it out look at all the bits - think of lego and put it away again!!!!!!!! redface surprisedops: :lol:
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
I cant get to grips with batteries :shock: :shock: :shock: am I doing something wrong - should they be in the friend or do you hold them seperately lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well Corrie - I could always hold them for you!!! :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Rainbows I brought one of these sets with loads of gadgets(pulsatron?) at the last Anne Summers party and I am totally flummoxed what to do with it :shock: :shock: :shock: I get it out look at all the bits - think of lego and put it away again!!!!!!!! redface surprisedops: :lol:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Oh Corrie you do make me giggle. I haven't got one so I can't help you. sad

Anyone in the house that can help our Corrie out !!!!!!
Missy
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Rainbows I brought one of these sets with loads of gadgets(pulsatron?) at the last Anne Summers party and I am totally flummoxed what to do with it :shock: :shock: :shock: I get it out look at all the bits - think of lego and put it away again!!!!!!!! redface surprisedops: lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Corrie, word of warning tho when you do figure it out :lol: Whatever you do, don't have the thing in position and then turn it straight on without knowing what setting its on :shock:
Took the poor bloke ages to get me off the ceiling :lol2:
Unknown User
rolleyes I came in here looking for a sensible conversation, and what do I find? Giggley Girlies
Anyway, what I came in to say was, I can't think of anywhere I would rather be, than where I am now. I just wish I could have been here a bit sooner.
lhk
westerross
Sex God
Right I gave an obscure response to this earlier. I want it known that I object to being referred to as battery operated right.
I like small tables, I love beautiful women sitting at them and especially when I sit opposite them.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I like small tables, I love beautiful women sitting at them and especially when I sit opposite them.

Oooh oooh oooh .... pick me ..... pick me :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I can be a small table, can do it really well :smile2:
Footnote: I would prefer an absence of cold plates tho, unless you want me straight back on the ceiling confused
davej
Sex God
davej attempts to woe Tune away from Misschief with his small tables.........
1x1=1................. 1x2=2............... 1x3=3
2x1=2................. 2x2=4............... 2x3=6
3x1=3................. 3x2=6............... 3x3=9
Unknown User
Wow love the thought of a table being watched with me batteries surrounded by my wealth of devices and then having to be pealed off the ceiling rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Wow love the thought of a table being watched with me batteries surrounded by my wealth of devices and then having to be pealed off the ceiling rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Well - Corrie - if you REALLY want pealing off the ceiling wink
bolt
Unknown User
Quote by Rainbows
Wow love the thought of a table being watched with me batteries surrounded by my wealth of devices and then having to be pealed off the ceiling rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Well - Corrie - if you REALLY want pealing off the ceiling wink
bolt
Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table cool :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol: :lol: