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TallFunLondon
Orgasminator
Does anyone have any random but interesting real facts I can add to my general work/pub/social chat...
my favourite at the moment as about how dolphins sleep...two of them swim next to each other and shut off half their brain each so there is one whole brain working between them and then continue to swim along as they sleep. genius!
Unknown User
TSL
A bit like men and women then
The Male sleeps and the Woman thinks for both rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by TallSexyLondon
Does anyone have any random but interesting real facts I can add to my general work/pub/social chat...
my favourite at the moment as about how dolphins sleep...two of them swim next to each other and shut off half their brain each so there is one whole brain working between them and then continue to swim along as they sleep. genius!

That's why I fall asleep after sex.
I must have the wrong half of the brain !
warwick
Sex God
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
naughty Alex
TallFunLondon
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
TSL
A bit like men and women then
The Male sleeps and the Woman thinks for both rolleyes

no comment!
Unknown User
Quote by Alexandra
TSL
A bit like men and women then
The Male sleeps and the Woman thinks for both rolleyes

Men are smart biggrin cool 8-)
Unknown User
Quote by warwick
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
naughty Alex

MOI??????
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
it's impossible to lick your elbow

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thumbup:
CheekyChimp...... cool
lilnfil
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
it's impossible to lick your elbow
and if any body can i want to meet them......................please smile
mattmoleman
Sex God
Quote by lynni133
it's impossible to lick your elbow
and if any body can i want to meet them......................please smile
I can lick your elbow. lol
lilnfil
Orgasminator
Quote by mattmoleman
it's impossible to lick your elbow
and if any body can i want to meet them......................please smile
I can lick your elbow. lol
i hope you'd lick more than that if i wanted you to :)
awol
Orgasminator
The brain (such a wonderful organ as it is) starts working the moment you wake up and does not stop until you get into the office...
cool
debz4u
Sex God
heres a good em ..
when you dream you only dream dreams in the daytime its always light in your dreams.
try to turn a light on in your dreams you carnt coz its already light :shock:
Unknown User
Here's one for the politically minded.....
In the last presidential election, the average IQ for the states that voted for Kerry was 130. The average IQ for those who voted Bush was 80. Sorta sums it all up doesn't it rolleyes
34fun
Orgasminator
am i strange ? - i can lick my elbow.....
i'm still trying to work out what i've leant in, cos it tastes orrible rolleyes
Vix
Sex God
Quote by 34fun
i'm still trying to work out what i've leant in, cos it tastes orrible rolleyes

More dead rodentia?
TallFunLondon
Orgasminator
where are all your fountains of wisdom hiding?
Sxboy
Sex God
a pigs arse is made of pork
a one legged duck swims in circles
the pope is catholic
a bear shits in the woods
RANDOM ENOUGH ?
MandP_cpl
Sexlightened
Quote by meat2pleaseu
it's impossible to lick your elbow

and actually 95% of people reading this is trying to lick their elbow ;)
xxx
M
Unknown User
haha , i dont know whether this true or not but i heard it and hurts your brain to think of literally , - for each grain of sand on the earth there is a star , obviously cant be precise but if there are that many its crazy
Lissa
Sex God
The uniforms worn by the SS were designed by Hugo Boss :shock:
Unknown User
Fitted sheets are a pain in the arse to iron mad
Calista
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Fitted sheets are a pain in the arse to iron mad

wha???? There are just some thing's that life's too short for Dammie ......
Ironing sheets is one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C x
silent_bob
Orgasminator
Quote by PrincessSwallows
* If a woman and a chimp had sex they could make a baby, but it wud be sterile

given that this happens with a number of other, closely related species (horses and donkeys, lions and tigers) I can see where you're coming from, but humans and chimps is one that isn't possible, at least I've never heard of it happening.
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Quote by Calista
wha???? There are just some thing's that life's too short for Dammie ......
Ironing sheets is one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C x

Yeah - but I've still not bought a tumble dryer, and left this particular set in the washer/dryer kack machine and they're really creased and just look, well . . . taggy.
You've an idea how I "entertain"
Imagine the time taken during an afternoon and early evening, food, wine, light chit-chat or overt flirting, then go upstairs, open the bedroom door and be faced with crinkly bedding.
Eeeeuuuuuwww - noooooooooo !!!!
*In edit - OMFG ! ! ! !
I think HLB might be right.
I'm turning feckin camp :shock:
DarkEyedPhil
Sexlightened
True or false:
1. Elephants can't jump, because they can't bend their knees. But they can swim, quite well.
2. Victoria Beckham can sing
3. Virgin Trains are reliable, comfy and cheap
4. Tim Henman will win Wimbledon one day.
Which 'random fact' did I not just make up? confused