why dus oor lass go blue when i put the pillow over her face???
Who picks up guide dog shit????
Why is there only one monopolies commision?
You know the signs that appear in windows of shops and stuff......"Under new Management"
Why don't they say "Under Better Management" cos thats what they mean really isn't it?
John
who called it a .....swiss roll
I had visions of ROLP being strapped into a chair and interrogated by Peter Sissons and a panel of distinguished politicians...
But on the other hand...
What is the point of wasps?
To give us sweet, sweet honey and chase us around parks in the summer
Why is there not a word to rhyme with orange?
Orange is actually a French word, not English, and therefore being French it does not fit in with our language. Also being French it means it will not rhyme with anything since the French don't have any rhyming or poetic ability. Any and all French poetry was originally cooking recipes done by Beethoven and translated into French.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Who first decided milk tasted good.....and wtf was he doing at the time? :huh:
Lol sassy the milk question has long perplexed me.
As for alcohol the effect is simply that of a poison. Damaging our ability to function normally for a short time. Its easily the most widely accepted and damaging drug in society. Can be fun in moderation tho.
A fluff theres the rub. After 30 years of experimentation My findings are that its quite hard to have just enough but not too much.
I don't know about milk, but who on earth discovered that Durian fruit were a viable foodstuff? They smell vile and I always thought that was a surefire way of preventing their consumption :shock:
The Swiss roll was invented by the Germans & the Hungarians, so I’d guess they invented the name.
The first mammals appeared around the time the Dinosaurs became extinct so I’d guess they decided that milk was good – 65 million years ago or more.
Sassy why are you buying cheap lemon juice and expensive washing-up liquid ?? – Only the real thing goes on my pancakes
Oor lass goes blue when you put a pillow over her face because basic haemoglobin in blood is blue and only turns red when it combines with oxygen to become oxyhaemoglobin – when you cut off the oxygen everything gets a bit murky.
And as for guide-dog shit …. Well who knows ???
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