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who will be Rantzen's odd-shaped vegetable in the jungle?
lp
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who will be Rantzen's odd-shaped vegetable in the jungle?
lp

You worry me sometimes lp! :shock:
Edit: OK... Mrs C just told me you're talking about "I'm a second-rate celeb". :thumbup:
What's more worrying is that she's on the same planet as you! lol
Oh crap! Is it that time of year again? :doh:
Someone please save me from the *cough* joys of reality tv :shock: Thank gawd I'm off to work now bolt
I'm watching it biggrin
I love watching them eat stick insects and grubs lol lol
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who will be Rantzen's odd-shaped vegetable in the jungle?
lp

You worry me sometimes lp! :shock:
Edit: OK... Mrs C just told me you're talking about I'm a second-rate celeb. :thumup:
What's more worrying is that she's on the same planet as you! lol
I consider it a duty.
now then, Ginger is always a rude old man of the vegetable world, is he not?
do we have a ginger celeb?
lp
Kilroy is already getting right on my swede (ooohh a distinct vegetable vein running through this thread)
What a male chauvinist tosser!
It'll be any veg that looks like a cock
Or a dog that can say "sausages" lol
Robert (I am a nasty b'stard) Kilroy Silk should be first to get voted off ............ I hope rolleyes
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
for the benefit of our younger members, and I know there may be a few people slightly younger and fresher than myself, hard to believe, but true!
Ms Rantzen was a Mega-Star in the seventies and eighties (the seventies refering to a decade prior to the dawn of the modern era with the forming of Wham) where she used to host a television show called "That's Life".
the simple folk of the era had to watch this programme, as strange as itmay seem, there were only three television channels to choose from... the other channels broadcasting religious mania, or political propoganda.
The sole purpose, I believe of "That's Life" was to present the goods and chattel of the nations co-operative farms and state sponsored entertainers in as lighthearted a manner concievable for its time.
Much fun was had in the power-cut days from viewing mis-shapen vegatables on television... with very risque references to genitalia. Highly cutting edge for its time, and Ms Rantzen and crew were indeed running the risk of being exciled to the soup mines of the Wash.
rrrespek!
lp
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Ah is that back on already?

no
That's Life was eventually banned for ever... deemed a crime against humanity
lp
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for the benefit of our younger members, and I know there may be a few people slightly younger and fresher than myself, hard to believe, but true!
Ms Rantzen was a Mega-Star in the seventies and eighties (the seventies refering to a decade prior to the dawn of the modern era with the forming of Wham) where she used to host a television show called "That's Life".
the simple folk of the era had to watch this programme, as strange as itmay seem, there were only three television channels to choose from... the other channels broadcasting religious mania, or political propoganda.
The sole purpose, I believe of "That's Life" was to present the goods and chattel of the nations co-operative farms and state sponsored entertainers in as lighthearted a manner concievable for its time.
Much fun was had in the power-cut days from viewing mis-shapen vegatables on television... with very risque references to genitalia. Highly cutting edge for its time, and Ms Rantzen and crew were indeed running the risk of being exciled to the soup mines of the Wash.
rrrespek!
lp

Like Ms Rantzen or loathe her, but some would say she used TV in a stuctured way to get things done.
A few of the things that arrived out of the back of the programme were.
Seat belts in the back of cars so children could be straped in, playground surfaces replaced from concrete to the types we have now, and childline was set up through her. wink
all well and good... but those carrots!
They've haunted me for years.
lp
Lp
I really do worry about you at times, rolleyes
But I'm thrown into a sate of confusion.
Sulu is old!, in the jungle... and no Kirk to save the day
lp
and he fell badly down what looked like a steep hill, only to be saved by a tree half way down, the 'minders' (ie the ones you don't normally see) were soon down that hill after him. It could have been very nasty.
vegetable matter saves the day... yet again!
lp
A new contestant would make this far better viewing I feel.....

Something along these kind of lines?
on a serious note.
did you see the size of the nightmare spider-thing crawling over someones head in the night?
Body the size of a ping-pong ball, and looking as squashey as a water-filled condom!!!
I shant sleep for weeks.
lp
LP you SO make me giggle at times!!
does anyone reckon any of them will pair off and get jiggy with it??
just to spoli lunches I reckon Ester and Kilroy will rock the sleeping bags....and also Mr Sulu and the police chief!
remember u heard it here first folks!!!
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A new contestant would make this far better viewing I feel.....

Something along these kind of lines?

Now THAT would be worth watching :giggle:
there's a pop-topin the jungle!
get me in there... I have swede
lp
not really a fan but..... that bush tucker trial was just the funniest thging i've seen for a long time
it put me offme sausages!
(ooops, back to Rantzen again)
lp
I have to admit I watched it tonight ( only coz there was nowt else on, I'd already had my bath and Facebook is boring the fuck out of me tonight rolleyes )
I went from :gagged: to rotflmao in seconds and back again. ANYONE who could eat that shit has my total admiration worship
Hands up all those who want to give Kilroy a good slapping! wave
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I have to admit I watched it tonight ( only coz there was nowt else on, I'd already had my bath and Facebook is boring the fuck out of me tonight rolleyes )
I went from :gagged: to rotflmao in seconds and back again. ANYONE who could eat that shit has my total admiration worship
Hands up all those who want to give Kilroy a good slapping! wave

I'd give him a slapping. I was wetting myself at the gagging on the stuff, was just so animated.
I'm only just getting into facebook, cos my little big girl se off to Aus yesterday as a start to travelling round world for a year :cry:
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Hands up all those who want to give Kilroy a good slapping! wave

wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave
Oi Kilroy :kick:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hansome devil though isn't he, eh ladies?
lp
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hansome devil though isn't he, eh ladies?
lp

Is he? blink
Is it just me or could he possibly an aged human/oompa lumpa hybrid?