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Quote by Alexandra
Are you making a 'trunk' call there, Dambuster?
(None of the youngsters would understand that one)

Yeah Alex, but we can't say STD any longer.
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Quote by dambuster
Are you making a 'trunk' call there, Dambuster?
(None of the youngsters would understand that one)

Yeah Alex, but we can't say STD any longer.
Press button A to continue, Bto return your money (or was it theother way round?)
Unknown User
I'm not sure, Alex.
But I did have a very good time with a telephonist at Sandhurst. Hence the name Dambuster??
Unknown User
Sandhurst? Dambuster???
Something to do with the bouncing bomb?
Unknown User
Rate the last Avatar - Yes please.
You know, the silly questions one asks about sex/cumming and that sort of thing.
I suppose somewhere in the dark recesses of my mind I chose the nick hoping an old gf would be here.
(That's far too heavy to think about when I'm Frascati'd
Unknown User
I wonder what an elephant with a class 1 hangover is like?
westerross
Sex God
What's that beautiful thing advancing towards me on all fours?
It's certainly not Ice Cold in Alex!!
I think I'll get ready for a Crispy here - Duck Pie on its way!!!
(Translation avaiable on Babel fish Bollox into English)
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Quote by Alexandra
I wonder what an elephant with a class 1 hangover is like?

Feels a little like this
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster
I wonder what an elephant with a class 1 hangover is like?

Feels a little like this

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
God - I'm getting fed up of cleaning the tea off this screen!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by westerross
What's that beautiful thing advancing towards me on all fours?
It's certainly not Ice Cold in Alex!!
I think I'll get ready for a Crispy here - Duck Pie on its way!!!
(Translation avaiable on Babel fish Bollox into English)

(Reference to TE's avatar...)
Certainly wouldn't be Ice Cold in that shower! :shock:
MrsFC
Sex God
Alex you look like your ready to purrrrrrrrrrr !!!!
The tom cats on here would not be able to resist you, biggrin
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Quote by MrsFC
Alex you look like your ready to purrrrrrrrrrr !!!!
The tom cats on here would not be able to resist you, biggrin

A bowl of ripe peaches springs to mind! :shock:
mattmoleman
Sex God
Alex with her 'come to me' eyes.
Lurvly...
Jags
Sex God
Quote by mattmoleman
Alex with her 'come to me' eyes.
Lurvly...

You deserting me Matt?????????????????///
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Unknown User
Moles attempting to do moley things???
mattmoleman
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Alex with her 'come to me' eyes.
Lurvly...

You deserting me Matt?????????????????///
:cry: :cry: :cry:
NEVER!!!!
Jags and Daznlou.
Two women with very sexy red tops.
I wish I took Daznlou's picture and I really, really wish I was in Jags'.
Unknown User
What are you burrowing your way into down there Moley?
Unknown User
yummy Alex!!!!!!!!
Unknown User
look lou...you have been told before stop reading the paper at the same time as getting your tits out !!!!!
Unknown User
lol.... what a cute little bum you have deancannock!!!
Unknown User
go on touch....I won't look lol
mattmoleman
Sex God
Who needs a nut cracker?
Hell you could probably open a bottle using that thing!!!
Unknown User
OOOOOOO you found my ticklish spot!
mattmoleman
Sex God
You could hang a coat on them :shock:
Unknown User
"and the little one said........ ROLL OVER, ROLL OVER!!!!"
Unknown User
Ahhggg!!! You got me
Unknown User
Fart alert..fart alert.........thats a bad case of flatulance you got there Mr fc
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
MrFC - very nice indeed :P though, is it just me or do the buttock clenches seem to speed up the longer you watch? rolleyes
deancannock - lovely bum, but please don't ask for a dance!
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by deancannock
Fart alert..fart alert.........thats a bad case of flatulance you got there Mr fc

rotflmao pot... kettle... black!!! :lol2: