I dont have curtains :shock:
I have blinds :smug:
but its all good, this time last week i didnt have windows :shock:
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Quote by Darkfire
I dont have curtains :shock:
I have blinds :smug:
but its all good, this time last week i didnt have windows :shock:
Yeah but you had a houseful of fit blokes so who needs windows :giggle:
Fire xx
Quote by the_Laird
Wouldn't mind watching it with you Missy :twisted: :twisted:
Oh yesssssssssssss :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
But you're not allowed to fast forward to the sex bits!!!!!!
Quote by Darkfire
I like the full on porn, but its the amateur full on porn that really does it for me! No storylines, just sex :twisted:
I'm not into over-made up size 6 porn stars in cheap shoes and the falseness of pro movies either , but real people like us, with stretch marks and naff curtains does. Alot. :twisted:
I've not seen any films like that ........... but must admit, reckon the 'realness' of it would deffo do it for me too! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
I dont have curtains :shock:
I have blinds :smug:
but its all good, this time last week i didnt have windows :shock:
Yeah but you had a houseful of fit blokes so who needs windows :giggle:
Fire xx
Get back in your box woman! :twisted:
Stormwalker
Quote by Sassy-Seren
as for orgasmic, Dirty Dancing when she strips his shirt off and starts kissing his back :twisted:
Oh yessss!!!!
And dirty dancing 2, I love it as well!! All that Salsa dancing and half naked, tanned bodies dancing reallyclose and getting really hot
Does it for me :twisted: Glad your liking our taste in porn Missy
Will let you know if we cum across any more good 'uns!! 
Fee
XX
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee:shock: :shock: Oi!! Don't drag me into this!
Will let you know if we cum across any more good 'uns!!
Fee
XX
I am a pure clean living soul me! :angel: Will :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by willxx69:shock: :shock: Oi!! Don't drag me into this!
Will let you know if we cum across any more good 'uns!!
Fee
XX
I am a pure clean living soul me! :angel: Will :giggle:
:shock: of course you are, Mr. Fertility :lol:
i cant get over the orgasm without touching thing............. good on ya girl......... i guess some women would be really jealous of that sort of thing........
anyhow, with regards to the type of porn i like to watch, ive got to say that ill give any type a once-over... although i have to say im not keen on the "heavy anal" or "gonzo" stuff.....
those 70's ones with hairy actors are also a real no-no........ yeeeuccchhh
the trouble with porn tho with me is that i get bored of watching the same ones after a few times.... but i guess that trait crosses over to partners too...... unless the actress is particularly horny and raunchy... in which case i can watch them over and over again.
the thing i cant wait to try, having seen this thread is the A and B repeat function Andynudeuk mentioned... ill keep ya posted!!!!
anyhow, with regards to the type of porn i like to watch, ive got to say that ill give any type a once-over... although i have to say im not keen on the "heavy anal" or "gonzo" stuff.....
those 70's ones with hairy actors are also a real no-no........ yeeeuccchhh
the trouble with porn tho with me is that i get bored of watching the same ones after a few times.... but i guess that trait crosses over to partners too...... unless the actress is particularly horny and raunchy... in which case i can watch them over and over again.
the thing i cant wait to try, having seen this thread is the A and B repeat function Andynudeuk mentioned... ill keep ya posted!!!!
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
:shock: of course you are, Mr. Fertility
Just what I was thinking FB!! :giggle:
Fee
XX
ops: :oops:Will
Sex God
Quote by Jags:shock::shock: :shock:
I need a selection of the various kinds before I can judge!
My experience in porn/blue movies is very limited
All offers kindly received.
:jagsatwork: See me after school Jags for extra spelling lessons!!!
.....then we'll talk about the stimulation :twisted: :twisted:
Will
PS Jags, I notice that you said your experience IN porn movies - not OF porn movies - was very limited, but not non-existant. So, how many have you been in and where can we get copies?
:lol:(runs and hides from Jags's wrath)
Sex God
Quote by willxx69:shock::shock: :shock:
I need a selection of the various kinds before I can judge!
My experience in porn/blue movies is very limited
All offers kindly received.
:jagsatwork: See me after school Jags for extra spelling lessons!!!
.....then we'll talk about the stimulation :twisted: :twisted:
Will
PS Jags, I notice that you said your experience IN porn movies - not OF porn movies - was very limited, but not non-existant. So, how many have you been in and where can we get copies?
:lol:(runs and hides from Jags's wrath)
Run fast Will you brave and foolish man :shock: (An NHS Vasectomy would have been much less painful!!)
Have to say I was more suprised at
Quote by Jags
My experience in porn/blue movies is very limited
Quote by the_Laird:shock::shock: :shock:
I need a selection of the various kinds before I can judge!
My experience in porn/blue movies is very limited
All offers kindly received.
:jagsatwork: See me after school Jags for extra spelling lessons!!!
.....then we'll talk about the stimulation :twisted: :twisted:
Will
PS Jags, I notice that you said your experience IN porn movies - not OF porn movies - was very limited, but not non-existant. So, how many have you been in and where can we get copies?
:lol:(runs and hides from Jags's wrath)
Run fast Will you brave and foolish man :shock: (An NHS Vasectomy would have been much less painful!!)
Have to say I was more suprised at
Quote by Jags
My experience in porn/blue movies is very limited
You are BOTH extremely bad blokes - it's the effects of the Black Russians.
:drinkies: I'd make a rotten porn star, I'd enjoy the work far too much and get told off for taking pleaaaaaaaaaasssssssssure from the acting.
:hump: 
Orgasminator
Not heard of that one before will look it up on Morpheus, anyway i like porn and copious amounts of it :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Missy, you mean you never touched yourself even?
How on Earth do you:
a) not touch yourself when watching porn?
b) orgasm without touching?
Wow - not saying you can't do it, just being nosy like.
:twisted:
Couldn't touch myself while watching porn......... was trying to be good for when David came down tonight - just thought I would have a little watch of the film :uhoh:
The first time it ever happened was years ago, when I came off anti-depressants. After a year of practically zero 'tingles', I was beside myself :lol2: Even to the point where if I was driving somewhere and thought saucy thoughts, I would orgasm........ although that is slight stimulation cos of a combination of the engine and getting the seam of me jeans just right
Then it happened with a porn film, so no stimulation. But it hasn't happened in yonks.
It only ever happens when I'm alone tho - I s'pose that could be it, absolutely no distraction, an intense awareness of how the film is making me feel, which increases the sensation - then BANG 8-)
It's also happened when reading good sex stories, really good ones with the scenarios that I love 8-)
OMG will you stop it woman! I'd love to watch it with you too - trouble is I wouldn't know whether to watch the film or you!!
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Now I will Missy go on Amazon and get Rawehide as I have never seen it but its not films that get me off usually but words - the written word and interesting I can play some scenes back from books I read 30 years ago :shock: :shock: :shock: can remember one book about 'skin girls' skin head era and the sex scene recall vivadlly even now :shock: :shock:
Sex film dont really move me too much and I have seen a few curtorsy of my boys and their mates ( I always had my girls snitching on where they hid them in their bedrooms lol and of course had to watch them lol). Erotic fimds Hmmmmmmm Tipping the Velvet, hahahahaha must think about this and come back as know i have lol
Sex film dont really move me too much and I have seen a few curtorsy of my boys and their mates ( I always had my girls snitching on where they hid them in their bedrooms lol and of course had to watch them lol). Erotic fimds Hmmmmmmm Tipping the Velvet, hahahahaha must think about this and come back as know i have lol
Quote by Missy
... its the amateur full on porn that really does it for me! No storylines, just sex :twisted:
I'm not into over-made up size 6 porn stars in cheap shoes and the falseness of pro movies either , but real people like us, with stretch marks and naff curtains does. Alot. :twisted:
I've not seen any films like that ........... but must admit, reckon the 'realness' of it would deffo do it for me too! :twisted:
No home-made amateur vids Missy? there's quite a few floating about on the net, but the best ones come via friends , preferably with another party having done the filming - no tripod use = no staring at the same angle and usually gives some close ups between the full bed/room shot :twisted:
i'm just a perv really :giggle:
Sex God
Well at least you admit it
Orgasminator
I like a story. I recall a film called Peaches or with a star called Peaches, not sure as it wasn't my copy. The acting was so bad it was hillarious and it was strange to get turned on whilst laughing but there you go!
Quote by Missy
So, what sort of porno does it for you?? A proper story (regardless of dodgy acting), with a build up, more of a movie..... Or short snippets of different people in different settings, full on all the way through??
He's gonna kill me when he reads this :lol2: But he is more of the short snippet, full on sex type!!!
I'm with you on this one Missy.
I like porn that follows real sex e.g. I like the build up of anticipation, the undressing of each other etc.
Dammies got one in particular that he likes and it short snippets showing people going at it then it'll flick to someone using toys on themself, then it flicks to someone wanking. There's no conversation, just that dodgy porn music playing constantly. Doesn't do a lot for me.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
There's no conversation, just that dodgy porn music playing constantly. Doesn't do a lot for me.
pmsl @ dodgy porn music
i've never understood why they do that, if its really bad i have to turn the sound off cos its so offputting - and then obviously lose the definate benefit of the 'audio'
(not that there is much, and what there is sounds fake, which again puts me right off )oh i'm sooooo fickle ! :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Dammies got one in particular that he likes and it short snippets showing people going at it then it'll flick to someone using toys on themself, then it flicks to someone wanking. There's no conversation, just that dodgy porn music playing constantly. Doesn't do a lot for me.
Would that be HLBPorn Volume One, Two, or Three my love ?