Re modernizing the cafÃ©.....how about it?. can you help???

16 Jan 2005

hello thought it about time we modernize the CafÃ© smile

Like the coffee machine hasn't worked in months!..has any one every got a cup of coffee? dunno

The paint on the walls is peeling mad

The furnisher looks like it has been dragged through a hedge backwards.........( thats because it has :shock: )
Need loads of loads of help here!.any idea's? :dunno:
My ideas are
Misscheffe............ Knit some nice cushion's
Dammie can do all the deliveries
Sparky can do all the rewiring
Dave in control of the mice .as most of them are down his trousers :P
Scandal can do a busyness plan biggrin

Blue can provide us with some great pics to put t on the walls wink

:wink: :wink:

Sarge can move his bloody Tank out side.......... and replace his whips....... as they are getting abit worn
OOOOO come on i have done my Little bit.............. how about yours confused

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and the end of it all we need some one to come up with the final design
Debsxxx

16 Jan 2005

Debbs are you seriously suggesting that I do .......manual work :shock:

16 Jan 2005

I could translate the menus into gibberish ....what? They are already? rolleyes

Mike.

16 Jan 2005

:twisted:
Air Conditioning to take away the foul smells of :-
Flatulence
Tobaco Smoke
Stale Sweat
Boiled Sprouts
and any other obnoctious polutants /
Fred
ps :- Oh and a Dictionary to help me at times like this

16 Jan 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
:twisted:
Air Conditioning to take away the foul smells of :-
Flatulence
Tobaco Smoke
Stale Sweat
Boiled Sprouts
and any other obnoctious polutants /
Fred

It would be cheaper and simpler just to ban debbiewebs from coming in Fred

16 Jan 2005

Sorry Mr. J, but this picture of you just doesn't do you justice at all.........

Did Mrs. DaveJ approve this before you submitted it? confused

16 Jan 2005

DaveJ

get on with it.. mad

Debs thinks here that dave j likes the mice in his trousers rolleyes

Mike north wrote

I could translate the menus into gibberish ....what? They are already?

Fred aka Medic 1 wrote

Air Conditioning to take away the foul smells of :-
Flatulence
Tobaco Smoke
Stale Sweat
Boiled Sprouts
and any other obnoctious polutants /
Fred

Brill :giggle:
Scandal wrote

Whoa whoa whoa ..... ang on a minute .... before you go any further .... demarcation young lady !
Are we assuming Union rates here?
Any change in job description is gonna require a review of rates I'm afraid !
Please submit your proposals in writing to the International Cafe Skivvies Union.
Tea break - be back in 10

:doh: i new i might make a misstake

16 Jan 2005

On the case Debs, first off we have the doiley effect biggrin

OK OK who put Dave in charge of the lighting???? rolleyes

Dave, stop mucking about will ya, you'll be sorry if that fairy light slips up your nose instead of on it!!!!!! :roll:

16 Jan 2005

Quote by easy

Sorry Mr. J, but this picture of you just doesn't do you justice at all.........
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/34959984541eac92d72ed6.jpg
Did Mrs. DaveJ approve this before you submitted it?

Easy it aint the first time I've been the victim of justice and at least this time the numbers missing............. anyways I don't suppose you can get your arse in gear and tidy the place up a bi,t or are you still playing Captain Easy and stewardess Countess up there?

16 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
On the case Debs, first off we have the doiley effect

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/34959984541eac92d72ed6.jpg
OK OK who put Dave in charge of the lighting???? Dave, stop mucking about will ya, you'll be sorry if that fairy light slips up your nose instead of on it!!!!!! :roll:

How else am I supposed to see when I put my head back up my arse.............tsk some people

16 Jan 2005

Just don't let Sarge supply the paint confused

Last time the GFZ was decorated he got hold of some cheap luminous army green :shock:

16 Jan 2005

Bloody hell Missy, cop a look at MrFC'c avatar..........and your worried I've got a light on the end of my nose :shock:

16 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Bloody hell Missy, cop a look at MrFC'c avatar..........and your worried I've got a light on the end of my nose :shock:

cor bluddy ell MrsFC :twisted: Mind you, not sure about his big see through pants :undecided:

16 Jan 2005

We have some old posters you could put up maybe .

16 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
We have some old posters you could put up maybe .

What ! ! :shock: :shock:
Kylie used to post on here??
"put up" ! ! that's an anocrynism right?
just be glad they didn't say stick up....eeewwww!

16 Jan 2005

She did but Michael Hutchence and I spoiled her for anyone else sorry redface

16 Jan 2005

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/debbiewebs
how about these pics hay on the wall Silk and big G?? rolleyes

:roll:

Miissie babes lovely wink

:wink:

16 Jan 2005

What about if everyone donated a pic, have a 'rogue's gallery'?
Otherwise known as 'perving corner' :twisted:

16 Jan 2005

Like this look wink

:wink:
anymore confused

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16 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Like this look :wink:
anymore :

Oh blimey, we better start again, doiley cushions are hardly in keeping with that lot :shock:
Off to knit some net lights :?

16 Jan 2005

Breckfast meal.

16 Jan 2005

Served all day!

16 Jan 2005

I'll do the bedsheets if you like
There will be beds right :shock:

16 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I'll do the bedsheets if you like
There will be beds right :shock:

:grin: found a man to help you wink

16 Jan 2005

now we've found a man to help me with my sexual needs but what about somebody to help me do the beds???

16 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
now we've found a man to help me with my sexual needs but what about somebody to help me do the beds???

here he is

16 Jan 2005

Debs sweeti. Honestly you can keep the bloody guy but they beds...
well they look very confy for...

17 Jan 2005

right then- rewiring,what we into polished chrome,matt,brass or cheep plastic
how about nice soft mood lighting,with a few coloured led bulbs,
dimmers to set the required ambience
not forgeting the obliquitry emegency exit lights and a Fire alarm if things get too hot
how about some under-tile heating
ps not insured for air con

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Like this look :wink:
anymore :

Is that a bloke or a girl - 'cos if she's a girl can we keep her??? Pleeeeeeeeeeeseee!!!