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FOR THOSE BORN BEFORE 1986
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who
were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived,
because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based
paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on
medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play
with pans.

When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops (or wooden Scholls) and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the
passenger seat was a treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted
the same.
We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar
in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and
no-one actually died from this.
We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top
speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we
were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.
We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99
channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.
We had friends - we went outside and found them.
We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no law suits.
We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.
We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners
catching us.
We walked to friends' homes.
We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy
or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.
We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of
...They actually sided with the law.
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them.
Congratulations!
Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids,
before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.
For those of you who aren't old enough thought you might like to read
about us.
This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face:
The majority of students in universities today were born in
1986........They are called youth.
They have never heard of we are the World, We are the children, and the
Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never
heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.
For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.
AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they
were born.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't
imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.
They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year.
They can never imagine life before computers.
They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five.
They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.
They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they
will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

So true.... how are we still here??? lol
Mike xx
Sorry, I smiled at the truth of it all....................my bad smackbottom
And they never knew the magic that was The Clangers !
:shock:
Excellent stuff hunni and SOOoooooooooooo true !!!!!! kiss
Life eh........ will never be the same.
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The last one only a month ago!!! lol
Mal
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I always wanted a Crackerjack pencil... sad
Very true though Mike smile
One point though, those children are now the parents of todays youth and I for one could not imagine letting my children stray as far from home as I did and yes they both have mobile phones so I can reach them wherever they are.
If they ever got in trouble with the police though, I wouldn't bail them out-some lessons need to be learned ;)
Minx x x
Not as colourful as mine though......... but well spotted Mal. Gold star in the post. lol
Life should be like driving.
You pay attention to the road ahead and occassionally glance in the wing morrors. Spend all your time looking back and you'll crash, be unaware of what is behind you and you'll miss something.
I miss the clangers too!
H.x
oh the miss forgoton youth ,wish was young again lol as our parents used to say to us they dont know they born life to easy for them :undecided:
Well, I could actually relate to most (if not all) of that. It's right....my child hood was a lot simpler, but a lot more fun. Give me some paper, some pens etc and I was occupied for hours. And yes, I wanted to be on Jim'll fix it too....lol
I honestly cant believe Im gonna say it but......
Kids these days dont know they're born......!
(I sound like me smegging dad....ffs! :shocksmile
lol