Read this if you are a lady after a young man!

9 Dec 2003

Dawn I do have something for you now close your eyes :rose: .....Damn wish I didnt drink the vodka what can I give her to drink ermmm let me think what goes down well with chocolates ermmm Dawn sweetie might take a big gulp coz a little sticky this errr ' drink ' tee hee :giggle: ... And yes my bum is cute thanks wink

Rob

9 Dec 2003

Rob!
You've "cocked" it up again! mad

:x
All you had to do was hand her the bottle of voddie and the chocolate orange and mutter something along the lines of sorry!
The voddie would have made her a little more pliable so we could have had some more fun later!
Someone fetch another bottle of voddie - Rob will give you the money for it.!

9 Dec 2003

This is turning out to be expensive what with paying for the beers chocolates and Dawn rolleyes

Although watching her pop the beer tops with her rings is well worth it wink

Rob

9 Dec 2003

Quote by letsflirt69
This is turning out to be expensive

send me a pic of your bum, that will do *giggles*

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Dawn_Mids
This is turning out to be expensive

send me a pic of your bum, that will do *giggles*
Have permission to put Steveg's bum pic up on our web site!!
Yippeeeee - watch this space!!!!
Whispers, "Dawn if you have not yet voted to abuse Fred please pick the bi-male option - hee hee."

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Dawn_Mids
send me a pic of your bum, that will do *giggles*

Bum!...... Bum!..... Bum!.....
I had to send a pic of me best bits!
Got off lightly there Rob!

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones
I had to send a pic of me best bits!

Shush Fred, I was getting round to that! redface

Oh Rob...........

9 Dec 2003

Sorry guys, been busy arranging a munch.
I see Wilma & Dawn have been round with the hoover.......good girls!
*takes two bottles of Smirnoff Blue Label out of pockets and puts them on the freshly polished coffee table*
Dawn!! :twisted:

9 Dec 2003

WB Steve - here that horrid noise - Will fell foul of the girlies - they are torturing him now!
Dawn is doing her hair - Rob will be here in a minute and biscuit has sobered up enough to have some fun tonight.
We can have some fun for a while and then go and rescue Will later!
*opens beer on edge of coffee table and sits in chair humming tunelessly*

9 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Sorry guys, been busy arranging a munch.
I see Wilma & Dawn have been round with the hoover.......good girls!
*takes two bottles of Smirnoff Blue Label out of pockets and puts them on the freshly polished coffee table*
Dawn!! :twisted:

Oh Steve you drinking that nasty girlie stuff again. By the way the hoover lives in that cupboard over there hun. Now you have finished with it you can put it away. Oh and Steve...... take the pinny off before the other guys notice it was really you doing all the cleaning!! wink

Wilma
x x x x

10 Dec 2003

Ah....Wilma's back.....Somebody to keep us entertained until the main show starts! :P
Now where's Dawn??........

10 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Ah....Wilma's back.....Somebody to keep us entertained until the main show starts! :P
Now where's Dawn??........

Sorry Hun - off to bed - amuse yourself or was that abuse - or is there a difference?
night night.
(whsipers - Steve you still have your pinny on)

10 Dec 2003

Quote by Wilma
(whsipers - Steve you still have your pinny on)

ggrrrr!!

Just you wait 'til I see that Will........
Bard?.......I'll give him f*ckin barred!! :twisted:

10 Dec 2003

Looks like I need to get the camera out have lots of pics but none of my bum anyone wanna take a pic of my bum for me redface

Rob

10 Dec 2003

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
(whsipers - Steve you still have your pinny on)

nooooo leave it on, it kinda works for me *giggles*

Quote by letsflirt69
Looks like I need to get the camera out have lots of pics but none of my bum anyone wanna take a pic of my bum for me

well I guess I could do it for the girls :smile2: but I am wondering what 'other' pics you have surprised

ops:
I'm off to do something with my hair, Steve's fault again that its so messy :silly:
Normal service will resume this evening gentlemen boink

Dawn :angel:

10 Dec 2003

Dawn I've met some nice people on here so have all sorts of pics wink

But if you would like to take a pic of my bum thats fine.... biggrin

Rob

10 Dec 2003

Quote by Dawn
nooooo leave it on, it kinda works for me *giggles*

No!

Quote by Dawn
Normal service will resume this evening gentlemen

I should think so too. Last night's entertainment just wasn't up to standard.....I think Wilma needs a few lessons.....her ring control is nothing compared to yours. wink

Gonna have to miss tonights show though... sad

....I'm sure Fed will find a stand-in for me. Nice to see you've been round to get the place ready for the boys arrival.

10 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
I should think so too. Last night's entertainment just wasn't up to standard.....I think Wilma needs a few lessons.....her ring control is nothing compared to yours.

My rings happen to be in a very delicate place (I'm sure you remember where Steve!) But practice makes perfect - so train me up and set me freeeeeee. :bounce:
x x x x

10 Dec 2003

Dawn.... Dawn..... Dawn.......
Psssssstttt - over here
Where are you?
Damn - sneaked out of my nice warm cell - come to meet Dawn for a quickie and she is not here...
How the f**k am i supposed to walk in these pink stiletto fluffy slippers?

10 Dec 2003

Dawn where the bloody hell are you?
I am freezin my ass off in here when I could be back in my nice warm fluffy cell.
Think I'll leave Dawn a note to tell her how to find me.
*totters out or room* "F**king heels - how the hell do women wear em?"

11 Dec 2003

You sure know how to hold an impropmtu party and as for the waitress service - Im speechless! Poor sod who posted the 1st message has had stacks of answers none of them relevant. rolleyes

11 Dec 2003

Fred think you have scared Dawn just the thought of you in high heels is scaring me rolleyes

Besides shes probably doing some shopping for us for the weekend and has to tidy that house after the mess we left it in :beer:
Now where is my thong oh Dawn where are you wink

Rob

11 Dec 2003

Sorry guys, I had an offer from someone who was willing to pay big bucks for my talent so I just had to take it. I didn’t even have to do the house work!!!
He has booked me for one night next week but I will try and get someone to fill in for me, either that or you lot are really going to have to pay your dues.
Fred you will get used to the high heels and they do make your legs look longer but hun, you really do need to wax them. The hairs just don’t go with the nightie :eeek:
Rob I did do some late night shopping on the way home but not for beer. I wanted to buy a camera so I can take pics of your arse :smile2: Hope Boots will be ok when I take the film in to be developed.
I’ll go back for more beer and snacks as soon as I have cleared up from lastnight. You guys are really going to have to use the bins provided. I don’t know how you have missed the ones I places right next to the sofa’s!
Rob why is your thong hanging from the lights up above? Were you swinging them round while doing a striptease??? :confused2:
Dawn :silly:

11 Dec 2003

Damn I'll have to remember to turn the light of next time I do a strip I nearly burnt the house down with my thong on the light :silly: Dawn I didnt realise we had to ' book ' you any chance of ' booking ' you one day next week let you take a pic of my bum while we are at it 69position

:wink:
Rob

13 Dec 2003

Fitboy - I just LOVE toned young lads... what do you say I get out my strap on and give this forum something to talk about :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink