Reading adverts

18 Oct 2005

Firstly, this is not a complaint about the ads section, I promise redface

I'm talking about reading the ads properly as opposed to just looking at the pictures!!
How many times have I posted in the steam room about people not reading my advert properly and replying when they blatantly don't fit my criteria? Lots of times rolleyes

Well I've deleted the ad now for that very reason, because I got so sick of it. Now I'm just going to chat to people in the chatroom, have a peep at their ads and maybe take things from there.
I've started tonight. Got chatting to a very nice man, within my specified area, nice ad although I did have a couple of things I wanted to clarify with him. So there we were in a nice little private conversation and he asked if I'd read his ad and whether I had one. Told him I'd read his and explained the reason why I deleted mine and gave him a couple of examples of the kind of replies I'd been getting. Such as the 23 yr old black man from Bristol who was so far out of my criteria of "Single white male between 30 and 40 and within 50 miles of Manchester" that it wasn't even funny :roll:
Nice man in my message box says "well I'm only 23"
surprised

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So next time you see me in the steam room complaining about people who only skim read ads and look at the pictures.... just shoot me lol

18 Oct 2005

Maybe you were too busy looking at his ad's cock pics to notice his age were you? dunno

T-J

18 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
Maybe you were too busy looking at his ad's cock pics to notice his age were you?
T-J

He doesn't have cock pics, there's 2 face pics with a fine black line over his eyes... he's a good looking bloke! Errr that might be why I missed his age redface

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18 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Maybe you were too busy looking at his ad's cock pics to notice his age were you?
T-J

He doesn't have cock pics, there's 2 face pics with a fine black line over his eyes... he's a good looking bloke! Errr that might be why I missed his age redface

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So your not tempted to "lower" your standards and do him anyway then?

18 Oct 2005

:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: Awwww Angel hunny. passionkiss

You could always just forget that you are not looking for a 23 year old? :sad: Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved. lol

18 Oct 2005

Quote by EnglishChris99
Maybe you were too busy looking at his ad's cock pics to notice his age were you?
T-J

He doesn't have cock pics, there's 2 face pics with a fine black line over his eyes... he's a good looking bloke! Errr that might be why I missed his age redface

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So your not tempted to "lower" your standards and do him anyway then?
I might do that yet ;) Once I've got over the shame of complaining about people not reading ads and then erm.. not reading his properly :oops: bolt

Quote by mattmoleman
Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved. :lol:

Shall I pass your details on to him then Matt? :dunno: :lol2:

18 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved.

Shall I pass your details on to him then Matt? dunno

:lol2:
Go on then. Just tell him to be gentle with me. :lol: I don't think I could handle somebody thats so much younger than myself. cool

Then again, I'd much rather you, him and I got together instead. :twisted: We'd make you forget about the age then.

18 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman

Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved.

Shall I pass your details on to him then Matt? dunno

:lol2:
Go on then. Just tell him to be gentle with me. :lol: I don't think I could handle somebody thats so much younger than myself. cool

Then again, I'd much rather you, him and I got together instead. :twisted: We'd make you forget about the age then.
Damn!! I hadn't thought of that!! Now what was that ad number again ..... 8-)

18 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved.

Shall I pass your details on to him then Matt? dunno

:lol2:
Go on then. Just tell him to be gentle with me. :lol: I don't think I could handle somebody thats so much younger than myself. cool

Then again, I'd much rather you, him and I got together instead. :twisted: We'd make you forget about the age then.
Damn!! I hadn't thought of that!! Now what was that ad number again ..... 8-)
I don't care how long it will take but I'm going to go through them one by one to find it for you.
Right.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-000001.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-000002.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-000003.html - nothing
........
Any help will be greatly appreciated. sad

18 Oct 2005

Oooo I say go for it anyway Angel! You're only as young as there perosn you're feeling afterall lol

18 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
So next time you see me in the steam room complaining about people who only skim read ads and look at the pictures.... just shoot me

Just to save time cos we all know it's going to happen again!! confused

:? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

18 Oct 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He knows you too well Angel! lol

19 Oct 2005

...
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-002067.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-002068.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-0002069.html - nothing...

19 Oct 2005

Quote by Tra-n-Lee
...
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-002067.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-002068.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-0002069.html - nothing...

Damn'it the third one is nothing but I like the sound of the first two. Already asked them if they fancy a go but no reply back yet. Mind you I think Tony is too busy shagging himself to answer anybody else who might be interested.
I was only on number 000300. I wonder if Angel is having better luck then I am. Then again I bet Angel is just not reading the adverts and just replying to any one that has pretty pictures. lol

:lol:

19 Oct 2005

Has anybody noticed his join date? 1970!!!!! Bloody hell, is it Mark messing with us?
Good to see the photo ads have a long lasting appeal.

19 Oct 2005

Tony's ad is hilarious!!
No pics though :cry: ;)

19 Oct 2005

age younger than 30....
white yes i am ----- a very pasty white
ummmm living 50 miles near manchester well...ummm..uuummm NO
damn sad

looks like i am resorting to just tarting with u angel hun.....
MIkeC

19 Oct 2005

Hmmmm MikeC tarting? Well thats not an everyday occurence is it? lol

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