Reality

9 Jul 2004

love it, as it happens she is a really nice girl but wont swallow , i kicked her out last week

9 Jul 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:smackbottom: for you both!!!

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:smackbottom: for you both!!!

They will enjoy that far too much MISSCHIEF!!!!
:giggle:

9 Jul 2004

maybe , theresa thought would i, dont know yyet , dont mind scratching or a bit of biting but a smacked arse , well no pain no gain lol

9 Jul 2004

naughty pistol puttin up my picture ....... :grin:

9 Jul 2004

do you swallow these days pet?

9 Jul 2004

im on a protien only diet
so lotsa swallowing blast

9 Jul 2004

so was it just me , do i taste that bad, i eat lots of cucmber! lol

9 Jul 2004

ok ill nip back up and do a taste test
try drinking more water yours was if i remember well a little chewy and chunky
:rascal:

9 Jul 2004

you asked me to dip it in the porridge that wasnt my fault !

9 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
you asked me to dip it in the porridge that wasnt my fault !

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Jul 2004

:evil2:
dipped in porrige for brekky
in curry for dinner
variety is the spice of life.......
actually when i gave up smokeing i decided to take my mind of the craveings with a shag
but 40 shags a day is wearing me out
:crazy:

9 Jul 2004

yeah and i had a foreskin before the chili powder episode mad

9 Jul 2004

did you ever find it i thought i saw it swingin round on your fan on the ceiling :twisted:

9 Jul 2004

burnt to a frazzle , remember the pork scartchings you were eating well i popped it in the packet while you were in the bathroom , you didnt eat them all did you, oh shit i forgot you did when i popped you on the bus home
sowwwwwwwy red redface

9 Jul 2004

thats ok middy mate
smackbottom

next time ill give you a nice relaxing sack n crack wax just to make you pay
bend over
this will only hurt a bit
:kissmyarse:

9 Jul 2004

9 Jul 2004

Quote by Waterpistol

Yeah and she goes by the name of PUNKY!

10 Jul 2004

My kind of tranny then. :P

10 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
you asked me to dip it in the porridge that wasnt my fault !

is that some kind of strange way to get your oats??? :twisted: :twisted:
I think she was in the church choir!!! and I thought butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.... have something that she could try and melt though!!!

10 Jul 2004

Waterpistol:
Oh how true. And relevant.