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nice tits any playing tonight newbie xxxxx xxxxx clean and trustworthy chap if u like the long one chat me back .xxx
........... into something which makes an iota of sense!
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Sex God
oh alex that's just bragging that is! why don't i get pm's like that?
oh, and i ran it through me translator, and i think he was asking if you fancy a fuck?
neil x x x x
oh, and i ran it through me translator, and i think he was asking if you fancy a fuck?
neil x x x x
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Well I tought it could have been a twitcher - with the ornitholigal comment regarding the nice tits!
And then I, sort, of thought he wantd a long chat.
Ho hum!
Perhapse a long walk (off a very short pier) would be more suitable for him.
Well at least it wasn't....
FUCK?
Sex God
that was supposed to be private, if you didn't understand what I meant why didn't you P.M. me back for an explaination.
Sex God
Weve run it thru our inigma software and after re-arranging the letters and words slightly it gave us the following print out .
Hope that helps
PS Dont tell Q we used the software.
Im a bit of a silly arse , and destined to spend the weekend alone with mostly porn for company
Hope that helps
PS Dont tell Q we used the software.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Weve run it thru our inigma software and after re-arranging the letters and words slightly it gave us the following print out .
Im a bit of a silly arse , and destined to spend the weekend alone with mostly porn for company
Hope that helps
PS Dont tell Q we used the software.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh you're on form tonight!!! Seem to be following you about laughing ....... don't get too paranoid :lol2:
Sex God
Hey !
If the old cliche about laughing em into bed is true then youre welcome ;-) xx
If the old cliche about laughing em into bed is true then youre welcome ;-) xx
Quote by Alexandra
"nice tits..."
Never mind Alex, it may not be the MOST eloquent line I've ever heard, but at least he's not factually inaccurate... :P
Quote by Neilinleeds
oh alex that's just bragging that is! why don't i get pm's like that?
Erm, Neil - maybe you just don't have nice tits mate!!
:jagsatwork: Maybe someone should run a special remedial SH class in creative writing - some of these poor saps really appear to need the lessons - and let's face it, there are plenty of well qualified folks around here; as evidenced by the decidedly "creative" twists that some of these threads seem to develop|!!
G xx
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
nice tits any playing tonight newbie xxxxx xxxxx clean and trustworthy chap if u like the long one chat me back .xxx
oh alex that's just bragging that is! why don't i get pm's like that?
Neil~
You have a PM.
~Reese!
Quote by steveg_nw
No, he definitely meant "Fancy a fuck?"...........trust us.
Steve
:rotflmao: Cheers Steve I just spat lager all over my screen!!....Erm..... Alex..... I think he is asking for a fuck hun... Not certain but
Oh and Neil..... If it's any consolation I dont get PM's like that either...
Shireen
xxx
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
Oh and Neil..... If it's any consolation I dont get PM's like that either...
Shireen~
You have a PM, too!
~Reese!
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by agricola
Alex, read 'The da Vinci Code'-it wil all make sense and might well signify the end of civilisation as we know it!!
If that fails, I still have my 'Big Chief I-Spy' code books from the sixties...that ought to do it
Oooo the Dan Brown novel? I've just read that (in about a day and a half). Bloody good read. I quite enjoy all the Templar knights and Mary Magdelen theories, so I really enjoyed it. :cheers:
Sex God
Quote by easy
Alex, read 'The da Vinci Code'-it wil all make sense and might well signify the end of civilisation as we know it!!
If that fails, I still have my 'Big Chief I-Spy' code books from the sixties...that ought to do it
Oooo the Dan Brown novel? I've just read that (in about a day and a half). Bloody good read. I quite enjoy all the Templar knights and Mary Magdelen theories, so I really enjoyed it. :cheers:
yup i read that last month, twice. quite good it is too! very into all that occult / secret society stuff meself. some interesting ideas there.
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Thank you Agricola-that I Spy book is probably what I need!
Hey, how did I get into this?
I'm innocent I tell you, innocent! :shock:
