dictionary for decoding personal adds
40-ish........................49
adventurous..............slept with everyone
athletic.......................no breasts
average looking.........mingger
beautiful.....................pathological liar
emotionally secure.....on medication
feminist.......................butch
free spirit....................junkie
frendship first............former slut
new age.....................body hair in the wrong places
old fashioned..............no bj`s
open minded...............desperate
outgoing......................loud and embarrassing
professional...............bitch
wants soul mate.........stalker
hope you like them
just off now to change my add
oh got some more if anybodys interested?
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women`s english
1. yes=no
2. no=yes
3. maybe=no
4. we need=i want
5. i am sorry=you will be sorry
6. we need to talk=you`re in trouble
7. sure, go ahead=you`d better not
8. do what you want=you will pay for this later
9. i am not upset=of course, i am upset, you moron!
10. you`re very attentive tonight=is sex all you think about?
men`s english
1. i`m hungry=i`m hungry
2. i`m sleepy=i`m sleepy
3. want a drink=need a beer
4. nice dress=nice cleavage
5. i love you=let`s have sex now
6. i`m bored=do you want to have sex?
7. may i have this dance=i`d like to have sex with you
8. can i call you sometime=i`d like to have sex with you
9. can i take you out to dinner= i`d like to have sex with you
10. i don`t think those shoes go with that outfit=i`m gay
