Hey... look down...... we've smashed the record of people on the forum..... 123 :shock: :shock: :shock:
And we didn't even try! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Go S.H., it's your birthday....
Drink becardi like it's your birthday...
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Drink becardi like it's your birthday...
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Does it make you feel spooky that there are twice as many guests as registered users. I s'pose it must be normal ??
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Quote by westerross
Does it make you feel spooky that there are twice as many guests as registered users. I s'pose it must be normal ??
take no notice Tune ....Neil probably asked his family to log on and look out for a momentous post that justifies his constant requests for Stella as birthday presents.
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Are we being gate crashed or did somebody invite them????
They better stay away from me beer, that's for sure.
They better stay away from me beer, that's for sure.
Quote by mattmoleman
Are we being gate crashed or did somebody invite them????
They better stay away from me beer, that's for sure.
Ooohhhh I know why!!......
It's getting near to christmas and loads of parents are putting swing into their search engine looking for a garden swing for the sponges... And guess where Jeeves sent em??.....
:rotflmao:Shireen
xxx
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Which means only one thing!!!! :shock::roll: :roll: ....................................
Sarge is gonna have us all rounded up again
Misschief - now in training for another record attempt
I;'m with you misschief.....off to slip into my lycra one piece......where the fLuck is that talcom powder
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Not sure what you would use the hairbrush attachment for tho :lol2:
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Have you seen my ears lately ......
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Quote by davej
Which means only one thing!!!! :shock:
Sarge is gonna have us all rounded up again
Misschief - now in training for another record attempt
I;'m with you misschief.....off to slip into my lycra one piece......where the fLuck is that talcom powder
'ere getting that lycra on would be like proving that Pointcare hypothesis, which was described in the paper today as trying to get a rubber band looped through an american doughnut to 'disappear'! Mind you, looking at the avatar, something seems to have disappeared already - still I think a rubber band could be more useful!!
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Quote by westerross
'ere getting that lycra on would be like proving that Pointcare hypothesis, which was described in the paper today as trying to get a rubber band looped through an american doughnut to 'disappear'! Mind you, looking at the avatar, something seems to have disappeared already - still I think a rubber band could be more useful!!
I will have you know, that davej has indeed managed to slide into a lycra one piece before now despite having a body shape that would be better fitted into one of Patrick Moore's old suits. It did take several tubs of talc a comprehesive list of instructions and three blokes from the local Quik fit garage but in the end I got there.
Jeez they even got me into a bloody rubber wet suit thing for diving last year on holiday, although I aint doing that anymore as the German woman who was teaching me got so feed up with my feeble attempts at spitting in my mask,( it just isnt right to spit in front of a lady) that she done it for me, I've only ever seen a camel bring up that much and then I had to strap it too my face...nooo never again will I plunge the depths of the ocean whilst looking through a lens smeared with something coughed up from inside a Germans boots.
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We've just reached 130 - what's going on????
Mike.
Mike.
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130 to beat folks!!!!
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One....
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Heather wrote:
Erm....Heather, I suppose there's no point in me asking who you are referring to?
Mike.
Some idiot hasn't spilled the beans about our 'secret forum user' to the press, have they...?
Erm....Heather, I suppose there's no point in me asking who you are referring to?
Mike.
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See what happens when word gets around that i'm back on the forum, one day back and the records are already tumbling.
Just imagine what will happen if I every post something of interest. :P
Just imagine what will happen if I every post something of interest. :P
