<daffodil puts on her air hostesses uniform and loads up the beveredge trolley,captain's voice comes over the pa system "thank you for flying air swinging heaven,we are flying at an altitude of one mile so all of the toilets are now vacant for all of those wishing to join our mile high will be turning the no smoking signs off for the post coital cigarette,please be sure to extinguish them on ours/m human ashtrays that are located in the aisles.
in the front of you located in the seats are a selection of international adult magazines,and todays movie will be a great film based on a well known quiz show "Thirteen into One".Please enjoy your flight our beveredges trolley is coming around,if there is anything that your hostess Daffodil can do for you please is most willing to please">
So what can i get you? :P
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refreshments?
Sex God
Quote by deviant
mmm is that a rubber air hostesses uniform - forget the food just bring yourself over here
deviant x x
:cheers: I'll second that
:twisted: :twisted: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Daffodil,air hostess uniform,choice of refreshments,
hwoar:
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh,
What is a girl to do with choices like that
: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Perhaps you could serve me and Steve with a special delight,nice and tasty in the aisle,though dont think youll need to bring your trolley though :wink: :wink: :wink:
Daffodil,air hostess uniform,choice of refreshments,
hwoar: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh,
What is a girl to do with choices like that
: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: Perhaps you could serve me and Steve with a special delight,nice and tasty in the aisle,though dont think youll need to bring your trolley though
:wink: :wink: :wink: well shall i put this big pot of tea down then seems as no-body wants a cuppa 
mind your lap lucifer hunny,i haven't got a licence for this thing!
The only problem with this flight is that i'm sure i saw the sarge in the cockpit earlier :shock: has he got his pilot's licence yet then?!! :shock:
mind your lap lucifer hunny,i haven't got a licence for this thing!The only problem with this flight is that i'm sure i saw the sarge in the cockpit earlier :shock: has he got his pilot's licence yet then?!! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by daffodilbbw
well shall i put this big pot of tea down then seems as no-body wants a cuppa
The only problem with this flight is that i'm sure i saw the sarge in the cockpit earlier :shock: has he got his pilot's licence yet then?!! :shock:
He's just wandered past me mumbling
"stick goes forward, plane goes down. Stick goes back, plane goes up"
:eeek: 
C'mere daffodilbbw and sit on me lap. If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go smiling. :twisted:
Sex God
Looks out of the window
Hey is that cloud nine?
Well I'm sure this airline will get lots of good comments.
Daffodilbbw could you go through the naked safety procedures again please, I'm affraid I was too busy saying hello to the fellow passengers. Oh and please remember to blow that whistle of yours. :twisted:
Hey is that cloud nine?
Well I'm sure this airline will get lots of good comments.
Daffodilbbw could you go through the naked safety procedures again please, I'm affraid I was too busy saying hello to the fellow passengers. Oh and please remember to blow that whistle of yours. :twisted:
thanks easy,you don't mind if i face you while i sit on your lap?! :twisted: like you said go with a smile!
Dragon your sandwich is on the trolley by the side of you,no money needed,SH is a free service!
Mattmoleman ok here's one more time for you,pull the cord on you life jacket and your inflatible sex toy will automatically be remember to BLOW your whistle as i have already had to replace 8 whistles as the peas had been sucked out of them!So girls it's blow not suck!!
<daff sits back on easy's lap>
Dragon your sandwich is on the trolley by the side of you,no money needed,SH is a free service!
Mattmoleman ok here's one more time for you,pull the cord on you life jacket and your inflatible sex toy will automatically be remember to BLOW your whistle as i have already had to replace 8 whistles as the peas had been sucked out of them!So girls it's blow not suck!!
<daff sits back on easy's lap>
Quote by daffodilbbw
judy you can have my rubber uniformit wipes all the stains clean off,and it seem s to have been a hit with the guys!!
Flipper if you come up to my little private quarters,i'll give you a hands on demonstration of all my exits and entrances :twisted:
So , thats what goes on behind those curtains . I thought my luck might be in when I noticed they were wipe clean on this aircraft . I knew dehydration was problem on long flights , but losing your bodily fluid can be such fun . Finaly , very professional Daffodil to keep that cute uniform hat on at all times .
