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Unknown User
Very disappointed, I placed my ad, and as you can see it was very clear and concise.
“Wanted, quick shag, I reserve the right to show up or not, I’m great and hung like a cart horse”
As you can imagine, I was staggered that a whole 10 minutes later I had still not even had a reply let alone been invited to any ladies houses to relieve myself, therefore I conclude its all your fault and I require a refund.
This is how its done isn’t it ????
wink
Unknown User
Quote by Herts Man
Very disappointed, I placed my ad, and as you can see it was very clear and concise.
“Wanted, quick shag, I reserve the right to show up or not, I’m great and hung like a cart horse”
As you can imagine, I was staggered that a whole 10 minutes later I had still not even had a reply let alone been invited to any ladies houses to relieve myself, therefore I conclude its all your fault and I require a refund.
This is how its done isn’t it ????
wink

Got be honest here......
Cant see why you haven't had a response myself.... dunno :wink:
Shireen
xxx
Unknown User
Phew, thanks guys, thought it was me for a second wink
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Quote by Herts Man
Very disappointed, I placed my ad, and as you can see it was very clear and concise.
“Wanted, quick shag, I reserve the right to show up or not, I’m great and hung like a cart horse”
As you can imagine, I was staggered that a whole 10 minutes later I had still not even had a reply let alone been invited to any ladies houses to relieve myself, therefore I conclude its all your fault and I require a refund.
This is how its done isn’t it ????
wink

I think I have spotted where you have gone wrong.....you put the cart before the horse :!: :!: :!:
Oh and I think your expectations are a little high.....
You don't get refunds from free sites lol
Unknown User
Two good points well made Niceguy wink
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Herts Man
Very disappointed, I placed my ad, and as you can see it was very clear and concise.
“Wanted, quick shag, I reserve the right to show up or not, I’m great and hung like a cart horse”

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You failed to mention that you also placed this masterpiece a dozen times in every category
Unknown User
Misscheif, I didn't, maybe this explains the less than overwhelming reply, do you think it would help??? biggrin
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Hertsman,
Try replying to the ads in the photo ads sections. I found saying something like "I'll shag you up the arse" or "I'm the best you'll ever have" brings in a good response (Also works if you go in the chatroom and PM anyone with a female sounding name). Search for the internet for the biggest cock pic you can find and send that too, it doesn't matter if you're not that big once you meet you're guaranteed a shag.
Oh and if an ad says NO SINGLE MEN ignore it they're all gagging for it.
And ladies please no more PM's for the time being I haven't got time to go through 100's of messages everyday and shag you all at the same time.
Unknown User
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Unknown User
Sussex, you are a star. Advice is duly noted and will be unleashed on to the lucky ladies soon. wink
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Herts Man
Sussex, you are a star. Advice is duly noted and will be unleashed on to the lucky ladies soon. wink

Are you just building the anticipation with this announcement HertsMan? Like a cyber version of a drum roll?
:lol2:
sussexguy
Orgasminator
See MISSCHIEF can't wait for a PM, told you they were all gagging for it wink
allgoneman
Orgasminator
tell you what mate if i was girl id be on my way right now, youve tugge my heart strings and i might add i admire your craftiness
Unknown User
Quote by JudyTV
I’m not exactly top totty but fairly tight in the right place none the less :rose: .Definately no refunds tho.
JudyTV

I would have to disagree with you on this point Judy as I definately think you are top totty.... kiss
Herts Man..... I am still waiting for my PM... sad wink
Shireen
xxx
Fun365
Orgasminator
Quote by JudyTV
Very disappointed, I placed my ad, and as you can see it was very clear and concise.
“Wanted, quick shag, I reserve the right to show up or not, I’m great and hung like a cart horse”
As you can imagine, I was staggered that a whole 10 minutes later I had still not even had a reply let alone been invited to any ladies houses to relieve myself, therefore I conclude its all your fault and I require a refund.
This is how its done isn’t it ????
wink

I have only one criticism here and that is I’m not happy with the comma after the word ad in the following sentence ....." I placed my ad, and as you can see it was very clear and concise" the purist would say no comma if you follow with and. However, it is a minor point and should not deter from getting you a top shag. If you find the regular girls don’t respond then I will marry you :wink: . I’m not exactly top totty but fairly tight in the right place none the less :rose: .Definately no refunds tho.
JudyTV
Judy ;
I think that you would be classed as 'top totty' and I've never even met you ..
You made me laugh there lol
Take care
Paul
machoman12
Sexpert
I know where you went wrong mate . Its the well hung bit. These days the trend iis for everything mini. e.g minidiscs miniphones mini cameras etc. Surely minicock would be in line with current fashion.
Unknown User
You guys redface
Thanks for all the help, watch out world here I come wink
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Be prepared to take time off from work to deal with all the PM's here's what I got this morning when I logged on.

lol
Unknown User
Je, I guess you must have been pretty depressed to have such a low number of PMs, especially as it is the weekend. Mate, things will pick up I promise, just keep the faith.
wink
westerross
Sex God
Do you think that someone with his brain in the base of his pr*ck might miss the irony in this thread? Doesn't bear thinking about.
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Quote by westerross
Do you think that someone with his brain in the base of his pr*ck might miss the irony in this thread? Doesn't bear thinking about.

What irony?? Have I missed something :shock:
davej
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Do you think that someone with his brain in the base of his pr*ck might miss the irony in this thread? Doesn't bear thinking about.

:shock: bugger......goes into adverts to edit again!!
Unknown User
Herts_man
I have been trying to PM to offer my body, however I keep getting a message saying your mailbox is full.
Perhaps I could be placed on your waiting list.
Alex x x
Ready & Waiting!
(really hopes this isn't taken seriously)
CopsandNobbers
Sexpert
Quote by Alexandra
CopsandNobbers,
I have been trying to PM to offer my body, however I keep getting a message saying your mailbox is full.
Perhaps I could be placed on your waiting list.
Alex x x
Ready & Waiting!
(really hopes this IS taken seriously)

*god loves a dreamer rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by CopsandNobbers
CopsandNobbers,
I have been trying to PM to offer my body, however I keep getting a message saying your mailbox is full.
Perhaps I could be placed on your waiting list.
Alex x x
Ready & Waiting!
(really hopes this IS taken seriously)

*god loves a dreamer rolleyes
Nice Try!!!!!!!!
Hugs, Huggs wink
CopsandNobbers
Sexpert
he also loves Tryers ..... me going to heaven for sure ! lol
*sorry , thread hijack over .....
Unknown User
Alexandra, ahhhh thanks. biggrin