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Just thinking :confused: there are apparently 5869 registered users to this site :shock: and at the moment there are 11 of us logged on 8) What do you suppose the other5858 users are doing?
Warming the Bed
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reading the threads would be my guess lol, OK I know I hardly ever post but I do enjoy reading the threads
Sexpert
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Eastenders or some similar bile aint on is it??? Even gone quiet on here at moment...
rolleyes
Orgasminator
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Absolutely nuttin.... so many sign up and bugger off... I am increasingly thinkin we need to nurture cafe talent, or atleast seduce them from the chatroom madness...
, it is not that long ago that Gretchen signed up as member 5000, prob just over a month ago...and I have still yet to shag the entire forum....wonder if newbies realise that treat awaits them... ( yes that was my prize)
Gman
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I think you will find that some have more that one sign in name.
TS
Warming the Bed
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come on its not Eastenders its Ground force, we have to learn how to buld a perfect garden for a little outside fun biggrin
failing that there is always Cory lol
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What's singing got to do with it ,Twisted?
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MrFC
I know that i am on here under at least two different names.
TS and the other i used just to find out what the site was about.
So if everyone used two names, that would cut the number by 50% taking it to 2934.5 to be correct.
TS
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Quote by MrFC
What's singing got to do with it

Sorry for getting the word wrong, but some of us do suffer from dyslexia.
TS
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we have to learn how to buld a perfect garden for a little outside fun biggrin
l

I think i shall have to run some coarses
TS
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Many single guys no doubt sign up thinking they get ten instant e-mails from Claudia Schiffer lookalikes offering BJs, DP and FFM for eternity.
Others sign up thinking they need to in order to browse the Forum (this is a common mistake by new visitors to Internet Fora) or end up as permanent lurkers and -
- others scarper with their tails between their legs at one sight of the feisty forum females.
Sex God
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Quote by ManAlive
Many single guys no doubt sign up thinking they get ten instant e-mails from Caudia Schiffer lookalikes offering BJs, DP and FFM for eternity.

You mean that didn't happen to everyone?
Must just be me then.
Sexpert
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Blimey, we will have Claire Short giving away the PM secrets soon......... :twisted:
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Amazing! And I suspect that is fairly unique for a Forum, but it doesn't surprise when you think about the private nature of arranging an SH encounter - or, for some persistent single males maybe, spending lots of text TRYING to !
(I've not sent an SH PM so far)
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I am now a registered user and I love the forum.
Unfortunately, because of my job and position, it is only sometimes possibe to just browse and not post. ( although I do and shall continu to do so)
I have "spoken" to some great folks here and I hope it will continue.
However, I see where you are coming from.
I understand that WE do not want idiots in here.
Thank you for realising i am not a prat and just someone who is proud to be accepted on the forum.
Cheers ears
Bell
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I know that a number of us dont post because we feel like we are intruding on private conversations between the regulars. Its a bit like going into one of those "locals" pubs where everyone turns and looks at a stranger!!
Also, so many serious subjects are treated so frivilosly here. I for one need more interlectual stimulation.
So yes we do resort to PMs where an inteligent conversation can be acheived.
You watch this message will either disapear or the p*** will be take!!!
Master of Sex
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Quote by foxylady 123
Also, so many serious subjects are treated so frivolously here. I for one need more intellectual stimulation.
You watch this message will either disappear or the piss will be taken!!!

No piss taking from me foxylady.. just a question..
what intellectual subjects would you like to discuss?
There are some highly intelligent, quick witted and incredibly funny people on here; the site is here for everyone. Start an intellectual topic and lets have some verbal jousting...

Steve
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OK, removed the conspiracy theory bits to a seperate thread.
lhk
Kat
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
'The grass grows high in summer on the banks of the Volga'
Orgasminator
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look I have told you I am not mentioning Conspiracies.... or theories
wink
To do so is potentially injurious to my health.... and when I put my foot into whatever a certain Miss does like to laugh so much she loses her sweet arse....
Re the grassy Knolll there were no other gunmen
Apollo 11 did land on the moon
There are no little green men )( or women)
I do believe in love at first site
The sun is a great newspaper..... damn 4 out of 5 ....
Gmanxxx