Another single bloke trying to get known, using the forums etc. to ask people who know a serious question, but maybe one with obvious answers, gets knocked. I realise there are a lot of blokes on here with a high % of nutters but it realy get me down when this happens, especialy being in the same boat and being a new bloke waitin for a first meet.
Thanks to those who answered this post i found it interesting to here and after all its not like he asked for the whole nine yards.
Those who didnt answer respect to u for that it's your bussiness.
Rant over. I'm not one for doing this, im usually passive but sometimes my blood boils and apologies if i upset any one. I'm even worried about posting this but here go's
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i hate these kind of posts, i'm sure they just after wanking material :shock:
:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :cheers: 
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i hate these kind of posts, i'm sure they just after wanking material :shock:
Straight to the point :lol: Maybe he wants to see something dirty written down :twisted:
Shaz x
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Thanks for the advice Gem xxx much appreciated x
Even though i've only been registered on this site for a short while..... i've been chatting in the chat rooms a lot, done a few cam flashes and one show lolol and spoke to a lot of people.
When I first come on here it was with the intention on getting some advice so I could attend a club by myself (I've even got my membership application through from la chambre!! lol )...
then i thought i'm gonna meet a single guy and get to know him and stuff then go to the club scene, but i'm even doubting myself on that one now!! (It really shows that i'm a novice at this doesn it!! lol)
So after reading a few of these forum discussions and reading your advice... i'm now thinking of going to a munch and possibly meeting a couple of people there so i'm not on my own so to speak and i'm in a public environment.
Please let me know what you think on this idea..... and if anyone fancies it get in touch... females and everything!!!
Thanks again for the advice and for reading my posting
Love curvy xxx
p.s. hi goose xxx nice to see you again
Even though i've only been registered on this site for a short while..... i've been chatting in the chat rooms a lot, done a few cam flashes and one show lolol and spoke to a lot of people.
When I first come on here it was with the intention on getting some advice so I could attend a club by myself (I've even got my membership application through from la chambre!! lol )...
then i thought i'm gonna meet a single guy and get to know him and stuff then go to the club scene, but i'm even doubting myself on that one now!! (It really shows that i'm a novice at this doesn it!! lol)
So after reading a few of these forum discussions and reading your advice... i'm now thinking of going to a munch and possibly meeting a couple of people there so i'm not on my own so to speak and i'm in a public environment.
Please let me know what you think on this idea..... and if anyone fancies it get in touch... females and everything!!!
Thanks again for the advice and for reading my posting
Love curvy xxx
p.s. hi goose xxx nice to see you again
Sex God
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oh and p.s.
how do i get a pic on my forum postings?
curvy xxx
If you mean an avatar, look at this link:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/help.html#forum-5
Quote by curvy-gal
So after reading a few of these forum discussions and reading your advice... i'm now thinking of going to a munch and possibly meeting a couple of people there so i'm not on my own so to speak and i'm in a public environment.
:thumbup:
Make sure your read the munch definition in the help pages, so you'll understand them; if you haven't already
But I think you'll meet a few more than "a couple of people" :thumbup:
And .................
Welcome to the asylum
and welcome to the nuthouse 
Quote by goose35
Another single bloke trying to get known, using the forums etc. to ask people who know a serious question, but maybe one with obvious answers, gets knocked. I realise there are a lot of blokes on here with a high % of nutters but it realy get me down when this happens, especialy being in the same boat and being a new bloke waitin for a first meet.
Thanks to those who answered this post i found it interesting to here and after all its not like he asked for the whole nine yards.
Those who didnt answer respect to u for that it's your bussiness.
Rant over. I'm not one for doing this, im usually passive but sometimes my blood boils and apologies if i upset any one. I'm even worried about posting this but here go's
Thanks for that Goose, it did appear that some people picked up the wrong end of the stick, but then others did not and i am very gratefull to hear what they had to say. As for wanking material - not really that arousing, so i'll stick to the vids and my imagination!!!LOL
Sex God
No problems for the advice CurvyGal. 
Hope it's helped some newbie females out of getting into some of the poorer situations Ive managed to get myself in
. Some of the stories are quite hair curlingly bad and came about from me stretching my ego rather too wide, thinking I could handle things. 
It took me a while to get over some of the things and realise that just because I was in a swinging club did not mean I was the hired fuck.
The first time I went tp a swinging club in the UK was in one in the northwest with my boyfriend. We were in the couples room and playing with each other when another couple moved a bit closer and closer and closer, until they were almost on top of us. I made some stupid jokey comment about the rooms not being big enough to spread out in, to which they laughed and then moved around us and played with the couple on the other side of us. I was gutted I'd not read the signs and we laughed so much about it afterwards. Taught me a bit about the whole unwritten rule thing and subtle signals! :doh: :lol:
Hope it's helped some newbie females out of getting into some of the poorer situations Ive managed to get myself in
. Some of the stories are quite hair curlingly bad and came about from me stretching my ego rather too wide, thinking I could handle things. It took me a while to get over some of the things and realise that just because I was in a swinging club did not mean I was the hired fuck.The first time I went tp a swinging club in the UK was in one in the northwest with my boyfriend. We were in the couples room and playing with each other when another couple moved a bit closer and closer and closer, until they were almost on top of us. I made some stupid jokey comment about the rooms not being big enough to spread out in, to which they laughed and then moved around us and played with the couple on the other side of us. I was gutted I'd not read the signs and we laughed so much about it afterwards. Taught me a bit about the whole unwritten rule thing and subtle signals! :doh: :lol:
lolol Gem
I'd probably have done the same!
Well I absoluetly love this website, the only thing is now, I've put an ad on my profile, and there isnt enough time in the day to read all of the replys!
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem? i feel a bit rude too lol
Gonna take me a while to get used to this but i'll get there in the end!!
SH should have a form of instant messages to avoid all this confusion!!!!
curvy xxx
I'd probably have done the same!
Well I absoluetly love this website, the only thing is now, I've put an ad on my profile, and there isnt enough time in the day to read all of the replys!
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem? i feel a bit rude too lol
Gonna take me a while to get used to this but i'll get there in the end!!
SH should have a form of instant messages to avoid all this confusion!!!!
curvy xxx
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Sorry, i have a habit of thinking of something else to ask once i've already posted my bit lol
When you're typing a post.... how do u get a bit of what someone else says in your posting so that peeps can see what youre replying to?
I hope i'm making sense lol
curvster xxx
Find the post you wish to quote then hit the 'quote' button in the top left of the post. Make sure you add your bit at the top or bottom.
Quote by curvy-gal
Find the post you wish to quote then hit the 'quote' button in the top left of the post. Make sure you add your bit at the top or bottom.
Ahh right.. like this?
For if i get it right>> woo hoo o/ I can do it!!
Hello Curvy
Evrything in the quote should have a
quote or
quote="username here" at the beginning and a
/quote at the end
Both in square brackets
Quote by goose35
Find the post you wish to quote then hit the 'quote' button in the top left of the post. Make sure you add your bit at the top or bottom.
Ahh right.. like this?
For if i get it right>> woo hoo o/ I can do it!!
Hello Curvy
Evrything in the quote should have a
quote or
quote="username here" at the beginning and a
/quote at the end
Both in square brackets
Cheers goose... I've just about got it now... i need hammered with the obvious several times before ANYTHING sinks in lmao
curvster xxx
Problem:
Solution: Stop being a slut!
:giggle:
Quote by curvy-gal
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem?
curvy xxx
Solution: Stop being a slut!
:giggle:
Quote by winchwench
]Problem:
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem?
curvy xxx
Solution: Stop being a slut!
:giggle:
This place would be empty if we all did that ! :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
]Problem:
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem?
curvy xxx
Solution: Stop being a slut!
:giggle:
This place would be empty if we all did that ! :shock:
Shhhhh Sassy.....trying to clear out the rabble so as we classy birds can 'av da place 2 ouselfs aint I??
Quote by winchwench
]Problem:
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem?
curvy xxx
Solution: Stop being a slut!
:giggle:
lol winchwench
the thing is though... men to me are a bit like chocolate.... if i dont have it for ages I binge and eat LOADS!!
Well I havent had sex for over 6 months...
need i say any more? pmsl
xxx
Quote by winchwench
]Problem:
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem?
curvy xxx
Solution: Stop being a slut!
:giggle:
This place would be empty if we all did that ! :shock:
Shhhhh Sassy.....trying to clear out the rabble so as we classy birds can 'av da place 2 ouselfs aint I??
Rabble? :cry:
lol
Quote by winchwench
]Problem:
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem?
curvy xxx
Solution: Stop being a slut!
:giggle:
This place would be empty if we all did that ! :shock:
Shhhhh Sassy.....trying to clear out the rabble so as we classy birds can 'av da place 2 ouselfs aint I??
Rabble? :cry:
lol
Quote by curvy-gal
]Problem:
I've added a ton of people that i really like to my msn but heres a problem u might be able to help me out with...
When peeps msg me, i cant remember who the hell they r or what their screeny is on here
anyone else have that problem?
curvy xxx
Solution: Stop being a slut!
:giggle:
This place would be empty if we all did that ! :shock:
Shhhhh Sassy.....trying to clear out the rabble so as we classy birds can 'av da place 2 ouselfs aint I??
Rabble? :cry:
lol
Curvy.....IMHO, I think you'll fit in just fine around here- looks like you can take a joke without getting uppity- and you're certainly getting stuck in babe!
As for the not having sex for 6 months......betcha dont have to wait another 6, even if you do live just down the road from nowhere!
Good luck hun!
Sex God
Curvy ...........
La Chambre seems a long way to go from Cumbria.
There are single women on here who go to Cupids and partners around Manchester, you could always tag along with them one night see what it is like? Or team up with a couple (agreeing rules beforehand!!) and go with them.
Must be hard for a young woman who wants to swing to meet a guy who is both happy to swing and who she can introduce to Mum & Dad.
Our first experience was in Partners one Sunday night a few years ago and the first actual 'act' so to speak was in the Jacuzzi, ironically it was the four women who were soft playing whilst we guys watched. We haven't looked back.
I wouldn't know where to begin as a single guy, but I would have thought that a young woman could safely tag along with a couple to a couples night someplace?
La Chambre seems a long way to go from Cumbria.
There are single women on here who go to Cupids and partners around Manchester, you could always tag along with them one night see what it is like? Or team up with a couple (agreeing rules beforehand!!) and go with them.
Must be hard for a young woman who wants to swing to meet a guy who is both happy to swing and who she can introduce to Mum & Dad.
Our first experience was in Partners one Sunday night a few years ago and the first actual 'act' so to speak was in the Jacuzzi, ironically it was the four women who were soft playing whilst we guys watched. We haven't looked back.
I wouldn't know where to begin as a single guy, but I would have thought that a young woman could safely tag along with a couple to a couples night someplace?
