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Orgasminator
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Hi y'all ... I have soooo missed you guys.
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Who are you? dunno
When did you go away? :dunno:
You KNOW I'm only kidding - lovely to see you back!
kiss
Warming the Bed
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hello , welcome back!
Where have you been, anywhere nice?
Orgasminator
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Life has been hell, chaotic, murderous and all kinds of other words right now.
Slowly getting things sorted so thought I would venture in and perv ..erm ... I mean see some old ( and damn sexy ) faces.
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was thinking about you a lot..... for some wierd reason... very glad that you are back.....
now catch up and will hopefully see you in chat sometime soon.. x x x x x
Warming the Bed
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Well I hope it s all behind you so you can get on with "chatting with like minded friends" or perving!
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I was going to text you as Celery & Fektart asked me to say hi to you.
You saved me 10p - thanks! :lol2:
Warming the Bed
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"hey big spender!!"
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Orgasminator
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Shit, it's gonna take me all damn day to catch up on everyone and everything .... give me the short version. Who has Jags slapped lately wink
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Hi Abi kiss
I think we'd better check out the hotels ready for the munch, eh roomie? wink
Orgasminator
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi Abi kiss
I think we'd better check out the hotels ready for the munch, eh roomie? wink

Fek it. Remind me which ones I am signed up for. I just had to drop out of the London one ... what else am I down for. lol. Not dropping out of all just never wrote the fuckers down. lol.
Oh ... hi sexy ...xxxx.... where did the boots go sad
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Quote by wooha
"hey big spender!!"
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Well... I thought I could put it towards a good cause. Like paying for dinner of the next lucky lady I take out for the evening.... Happy Meals cost ya know! :shock:
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Quote by Kiss
"hey big spender!!"
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Well... I thought I could put it towards a good cause. Like paying for dinner of the next lucky lady I take out for the evening.... Happy Meals cost ya know! :shock:
damn that was what you mean you were gonna treat me....... rolleyes
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Quote by splendid33
"hey big spender!!"
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Well... I thought I could put it towards a good cause. Like paying for dinner of the next lucky lady I take out for the evening.... Happy Meals cost ya know! :shock:
damn that was what you mean you were gonna treat me....... rolleyes
Ok, ok... you drive a hard bargain woman, you can keep the toy aswell! I can't say fairer than that. lol
Warming the Bed
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you do realise the toys may not be up to your usual standards dont u ? biggrin
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Quote by Kiss
"hey big spender!!"
biggrin

Well... I thought I could put it towards a good cause. Like paying for dinner of the next lucky lady I take out for the evening.... Happy Meals cost ya know! :shock:
damn that was what you mean you were gonna treat me....... rolleyes
Ok, ok... you drive a hard bargain woman, you can keep the toy aswell! I can't say fairer than that. lol
ffs............. do I get to sit under the table while you are eating your fries and attempt to distract you as well ?
omgosh how rampant am I at the moment ? redface
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Quote by splendid33
"hey big spender!!"
biggrin

Well... I thought I could put it towards a good cause. Like paying for dinner of the next lucky lady I take out for the evening.... Happy Meals cost ya know! :shock:
damn that was what you mean you were gonna treat me....... rolleyes
Ok, ok... you drive a hard bargain woman, you can keep the toy aswell! I can't say fairer than that. lol
ffs............. do I get to sit under the table while you are eating your fries and attempt to distract you as well ?
omgosh how rampant am I at the moment ? redface
Well I don't really eat MacDonalds anway, so I say we skip the whole meal out thing. :rascal:
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Quote by Abilene
Hi Abi kiss
I think we'd better check out the hotels ready for the munch, eh roomie? wink

Fek it. Remind me which ones I am signed up for. I just had to drop out of the London one ... what else am I down for. lol. Not dropping out of all just never wrote the fuckers down. lol.
Oh ... hi sexy ...xxxx.... where did the boots go sad
The Wigan one on Dec 3rd(ish) hun.
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi Abi kiss
I think we'd better check out the hotels ready for the munch, eh roomie? wink

Fek it. Remind me which ones I am signed up for. I just had to drop out of the London one ... what else am I down for. lol. Not dropping out of all just never wrote the fuckers down. lol.
Oh ... hi sexy ...xxxx.... where did the boots go sad
The Wigan one on Dec 3rd(ish) hun.
that will be the one that I am at too..................................... I am getting so riculously excited about it already.....
x x x x
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Welcome back gorgeous wave :rose:
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In Edit: I didn't even say who I was talking about. :doh: I really am a stupid tw*t today! lol
Awwwww you changed your atavar! :cry:
I loved your usual one! :lickface:
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Quote by Kiss
Awwwww you changed your atavar! :cry:
I loved your usual one! :lickface:

my knickers needed washing !!! roflmao
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Quote by splendid33
Awwwww you changed your atavar! :cry:
I loved your usual one! :lickface:

my knickers needed washing !!! roflmaoSo does that mean you aren't wearing any now? :shock:
:lickface:
Orgasminator
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Quote by wooha
you do realise the toys may not be up to your usual standards dont u ? biggrin

Toys? Toys? Did someone mention toys?
Orgasminator
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi Abi kiss
I think we'd better check out the hotels ready for the munch, eh roomie? wink

Fek it. Remind me which ones I am signed up for. I just had to drop out of the London one ... what else am I down for. lol. Not dropping out of all just never wrote the fuckers down. lol.
Oh ... hi sexy ...xxxx.... where did the boots go sad
The Wigan one on Dec 3rd(ish) hun.
Yep, still up for that one. LOL. Must find hotel list ...again. lol.
Warming the Bed
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Quote by Abilene
you do realise the toys may not be up to your usual standards dont u ? biggrin

Toys? Toys? Did someone mention toys?
God bless mcdonalds.
First they give you something nibble on, then you find the toys! :D
You Americans think of everything, no wonder I havent met one I havent liked yet! :D
Orgasminator
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Welcome back gorgeous wave :rose:

Thanks for your support during my drunken text spree. I miss you both.
:inlove:
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Hi Abi kiss
Welcome back
I think your down for the Notts munch aswell in Jan