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Reporting for duty, ma'am

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Well, I saw other people were saying hello by opening up new forum topics specifically for that purpose, so ...
Age: 35.
Name: Jack
location: glasgow, scotland.
looks: really quite nice, esp. the eyes.
height: five ten. shape: quite slim.
health: not bad, but don't ask me to run up a hill.
drinks in: the west end.
sexual preferences: straight, into threesomes, foursomes, and moresomes. Prefer fmf, but won't knock back mfm's by any means. Who am I to deprive the lovely ladies of their wildest fantasies?
Education: university.
Interests: reading, playing guitar, music, writing, movies.
Personality: 'intellectual' feels like it's pushing it, but it's good enough. I think a lot. I'm easy going, friendly, funny (very funny after a pint), sometimes shy, but often not. I make a lovely addition to any drawing room, and you only need to take me to the repair shop once very five years. Can live almost exclusively on diet of spag bols. Despite this, breath; smells nice and minty.
Current relationship status: sort of single. Or whatever the word is for when you're having casual no-strings relationships with a couple of different women (annoyingly, neither of them are into threesomes. Or so they claim.)
Availability or otherwise of potential female partners to join in group sex: one (not one i'm sleeping with. yet.) is interested, but nervous, so that's definitely a maybe, and a good bit away from a definitely. Does that make sense?
The same information is at
Say hello! Don't make me feel lonely and blue!
Hello and welcome! wave
Steph'll be along in a minute to greet you properly. smile :) :)
ES bolt
hellooooooo!
i'm shazza, 22, 5'6", light brown hair, slim (altho puttin on weight by the second lately), into piercings and tattoos, play bass in a band, enjoy playin with boys an girls (over the age of 18 like), went to a party at the weekend and i'm gutted cos the girl i proper fancy turned me down :cry: maybe is my fault cos last time we went out i had the oppurtunity to make a move and i didnt cos i was all nervous (and hadnt shaved downstairs) so maybe it was sweet revenge? or maybe she just dont like me anymore.......<sigh>
Hello and welcome gmg2000uk from another glaswegian wave
Fee
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Wow worship Now that's one hell of an intro!
Big welcome to you gmg wave Just stick around here, get to know us all, let us get to know you - then get yourself to a couple of do's ........... and, most of all, have fun!! cool
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Hello and welcome! wave
Steph'll be along in a minute to greet you properly. smile :) :)
ES bolt
ES :shock: are you suggesting that I ban her to keep her away from the thread?
You wait till she finds out how mean you were being about her! :twisted:
Hiya Jack, that third paragraph made perfect sense, on the third time of reading! wink
lhk
Kat
Steph, thank you, your reply genuinely makes me feel welcome and all ... you know, cosy and warm. Sigh.
I'll be around, but due to my busy (ahem) schedule, it'll probably be restricted to no more than a few times a week. But I'm really glad I found this site: I've already recommended it to a lady acquaintance. And damn straight, leaving my old life behind. That's exactly and precisely why I'm here.
err ... guess you msut mean the bit about being straight but enjoying mfm's? Well, that dates back to a couple i ended up in the sack with, but we only had sex with his gf. a lot. That's when I found I enjoy (depending on circumstnaces and degree of comfort, natch) being watched. Particularly when it's the bf doing the watching, hee hee ...
And hello to all you other lovely people! Thank you for dropping by!
Helloooooooooo gmg2000uk
Helloooooooooo supershaz

Hope you have loads and loads of fun here among us nutters....
Shaz x
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feel lonely and blue!

Hi and welcome
You may wish to re word this word 'blue'
lol :lol:
:welcome:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hey ladyfee, thanks for dropping by. nice to know there's another glaswegian hanging around here.
lonely and blue ... i ain't feelin' lonely no more, but let's indeed redefine the context of the word 'blue' shall we ...???
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let's indeed redefine the context of the word 'blue' shall we ...???

Oooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :twisted:
Hello and welcome....
Ive got to say that this is the first time Ive seen a introduction thread hijacked by another introduction thread... First time for everthing I suppose
Enjoy your stay both of you...It tends to become a habit
err, was introducin myself to the lovely jack...didnt realise i would offend sorry x
wave :wave: .
welcome both of you have fun lol
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Say hello! Don't make me feel lonely and blue!

I know it's been said before but if you do get to feel Blue............
....let me know your secret wont you :thumbup:
And a big welcome from a fellow Glasweigan
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err, was introducin myself to the lovely jack...didnt realise i would offend sorry x

No offence taken am sure Shaz but instead a very very big SH welcome to you as well
Have fun
Steph biggrin
thanks hun! x
No offence taken here either shaz..
Its not as though a introduction thread is long lived anyway so i can't see the harm in welcoming 2 new people in 1 thread.....so once again
Welcome to swinging heaven both
Hope you both have loads of fun and enjoy your stay smile wave
Shaz xx
cheers, i was thinkin it'd save space an time like....two birds with one stone an all that!
Good intro... Can't string enough letters together to rival that but :welcome:, I'm on the newbie list but they seem to be the most perfect bunch you'd ever want to meet. You're all great!! Thanks for being such a nice bunch! biggrin :D
I'll second your comments, gareth: and supershaz, feel free to hijack away. besides, your description sounds lovely. theres just something ... about musicians ... (possibly because i used to be one)
:welcome: both of you! Great intro - I'm sure you're going to enjoy yourself here.
And... tip from a newbie who's feeling a bit less like a newbie after the weekend... come to a munch! They're so exciting. And you get to see that all these lovely people are actually even lovelier in person.
Hope you find what you're looking for and have a hell of a lot of fun along the way biggrin
Cocoa xxx
Well hello and welcome from a fellow Glaswegian. Enjoy your flight and have a good time...
Simon
cocoa, i'd love to come to a munch, but i get the impression from the way the rules work i'm just too darn new to be let in the door. Shame.
How many of us are there in Glasgow, anyway? Hands up, class.