Revenge on The Press

2 Mar 2004

Just a thought,
but it would be interesting and perhaps somewhat amusing for someone to call and 'tip off' all but one of the daily rags that purport to be newspapers and inform them, that there is a big dogging meeting taking place at (XXXXXXXXXXX) at (XXXX) time.
Each paper should be informed that, their reporter who goes to cover this meeting should be accompanied by another reporter of the opposite sex so they would appear to 'fit in'.
When they arrive and start looking in other cars then a photographer should appear out of hiding and photograph them all. Then send the pics along with the 'story' to the one newspaper that wasn't invited.
I can just imagine the ' Headline'
"Journalists caught atttending Sordid Sex Gathering."
Give them a taste of their own medicine.

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Harry0

2 Mar 2004

Nice one!

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That would certainly explain the press's almost obsessive interest in dogging :grin:

2 Mar 2004

Harry you're a genius !!!
Makes a mental note: Never cross HarryO :shock: :shock: :shock:

2 Mar 2004

:lol: :lol: Brilliant,
Or we could put a posting telling everyone about us co-operating with the police to record every computer IP that visits the site - and how they can expect an e-mail asking them what they were doing on the site.
Nah, like Harry's better!
lhk
Kat

2 Mar 2004

Either that, or email them inviting them to watch 'someone famous' dogging. The place will be miles from anywhere, real deep dark "Doesn't this area make you think of the film Dog Soldiers" type countryside.
We don't tell the others about each other.
Naturally, nobody else but the journos go.
And we leave them to their own devices. :twisted: :twisted:

2 Mar 2004

Pssssst....top secret
Don't tell journos......TOP SECRET MEGA dogging event in Midlands......DON'T TELL 'EM.....thousands will be there......BLIMEY.....horniest bitches in UK.....would be MAJOR scoop for some aspiring Sun journo....if ever the cameras got this...all sorts of action...straight dogging...group events..making the bitches BEG....handling by elderly men in grubby coats...pheww
So, get along
to
CRUFTS
NEC
BIRMINGHAM
4-7th March...
but don't tell anyone

2 Mar 2004

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2 Mar 2004

How about inviting all the press to a site and asking the police to come in unmarked cars, each car to have two or more people of any sex and all must bring a camera.
What fun they could have taking pics of each other.
TS

2 Mar 2004

Just had a second thought.
For the newspaper guys to attend
Great Dogging Site, M42 junction 6, follow A45 towards Birmingham at first round about turn right, loads of parking on well mowed areas, must keep off hard areas and watch out for low flying air craft.
:shock: rolleyes

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TS

2 Mar 2004

artificer - heard abot another one - stan collymore, john leslie ulrika jonsson and calire sweeney will be there. just go to aberdeen beach, and go north east for 10 miles, until you see the life bouys.
remeber artificer, just between me and u, OK? wink

3 Mar 2004

Maybe I'll send a few emails to:
Or maybe a few dozen...

3 Mar 2004

:silly: <- Typical Sun reporter...
There are some great ideas here, but one problem...
All the papers that have the ability to string one thought after another wouldn't be interested... as for the others (Like the sun) you would have to suggest their own car park to have any hope of them understanding the directions wink

Still that is a damn fine idea, suggest this is a special 'bondage' session, cuff em all together, and go home...

3 Mar 2004

HarryO
You are a genius !!!! worship

Seriously, I think that you have the makings of a huge plan that could really put one over on the Press :twisted:
As we all know there are all walks of life that participate in the beloved Forum, so why don't we utilise the resources available to us??? I am sure that there would be plenty of candidates who would be more than willing to hatch out a strategy and submit it. We simply have to view them all and all agree on the winner, simple. wink

Once we have put it to work, we just sit back and monitor the Press and wait for it to happen !!
Just imagine how smug we would feel if that paid off flipa

Come on let's do it :twisted:

3 Mar 2004

concerning the recent notified mass meet just off the M25 could u all watch for the sign,it will be put up for 10mins in the hour,so if u miss it then u will need to go round again and again until u see it(that`ll keep journolist busy for a while) lol delete brackets lol

3 Mar 2004

Hi Dan Solo,
I would love to catch the Press out, but unfortunately I live too far north for them to be interested I think. However, it would be worth trying in a few weeks time when everything has calmed down a bit. Probably a location nearer London would be better, so those 'Newsagents' wouldn't have to travel so far. It might just bring them out by the dozen.
lol

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Harry0

4 Mar 2004

If someone has a serious plan, I'm game. wink

4 Mar 2004

Quote by Heather
If someone has a serious plan, I'm game.

Shhhh Heather .......don't tell them all!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

4 Mar 2004

Rises to Wilma's bait.... what plan Heather?
Gmanxxx

4 Mar 2004

what plan Heather?

Dunno... I was asking you lot
I think we'll leave it a few months...
Besides... Revenge is a dish best served cold. :twisted: :twisted:

4 Mar 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Shhhh Heather .......don't tell them all!!

I think you will find she said "I'm Game" not "I'm on the Game" dear!

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4 Mar 2004

Harry0 ,I like the cut of your gib ;your mind works gust like a journalist.
I think that its a great idea so recomend you plan a "sting" but plan it through the P/Mesages as you never know whos browsing :!:

4 Mar 2004

Quote by rebelstayton
Harry0 ,I like the cut of your gib ;your mind works gust like a journalist.
I think that its a great idea so recomend you plan a "sting" but plan it through the P/Mesages as you never know whos browsing :!:

Yeh I was thinking that, there onto you now matey!

5 Mar 2004

OR
Send fake invites to a meet at Morecambe Bay at low tide... then wait. lol

It was all miscommunication you know... the cockle pickers asked the boss what time they should turn back.
"When the water reaches knee high" he told them.
But Nee Hi was still in the van. :P