revive me! quick!!!!!!!

1 Mar 2007

omg! i have just been in my inbox, reading all my NORMAL and lovely pms. i clicked on one not recognising the name and nearly died of shock!
no words, just a massively blown up photo of a shrivelled willy with the worlds longest pubes attached to it, and then underneath a phone number.
i guess it was meant to thrill me not kill me but please guys, when you get the uerge to send pics of your tackle, think of the effect it has on the reciever! lol

1 Mar 2007

Quick - send it to Jags!
bolt

1 Mar 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
omg! i have just been in my inbox, reading all my NORMAL and lovely pms. i clicked on one not recognising the name and nearly died of shock!
no words, just a massively blown up photo of a shrivelled willy with the worlds longest pubes attached to it, and then underneath a phone number.
i guess it was meant to thrill me not kill me but please guys, when you get the uerge to send pics of your tackle, think of the effect it has on the reciever! lol

WBB!!!!
Don't Panic!!
I'll Save ya!!
The make of it is "Airhead" too! :shock:
It's a sign!!! worship

1 Mar 2007

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
rotflmao

1 Mar 2007

missy i will give that a try, not sure you can get a good seal though with 5 foot long pubes stuck out of it lol.
if all else fails, i will batter him with a wet wipe.
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1 Mar 2007

Yeh, you clean the bugger to within an inch of his life hun

Still haven't figured out why a wet wipe is more preferable to a knee to the groin, when defending oneself :confused:
Have another idea - instead of air, why don't you use helium ......... and use his 5ft pubes to anchor him down :bounce:
:lol2:

1 Mar 2007

ooooooooo send it to me!!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeease- sounds like just my cup of tea!!!!!!
lol

maz xx

1 Mar 2007

Quote by mazandden
ooooooooo send it to me!!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeease- sounds like just my cup of tea!!!!!!

maz xx

I'm sure WBB will be happy to float him over to you, once he's full of helium lol

1 Mar 2007

trust me girls, you dont want to see it, its NOT a pretty site!!! :shock:

1 Mar 2007

Quote by cu3b4ll
Quick - send it to Jags!

:shock:

1 Mar 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
trust me girls, you dont want to see it, its NOT a pretty site!!! :shock:

Hmmmm, bigger problem there then confused

You ain't gonna look v. grand carrying a guy by the pubes to prevent him floating off to outer space confused

with an ugly dick that's inflated with a ton of helium .......... Actually, can you get a ton of helium?? dunno

The more you get, the lighter it is surely? :undecided: dunno

So I suggest you paint the offending dick with face paints - a novelty snake or something? :happy:

1 Mar 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
omg! i have just been in my inbox, reading all my NORMAL and lovely pms. i clicked on one not recognising the name and nearly died of shock!
no words, just a massively blown up photo of a shrivelled willy with the worlds longest pubes attached to it, and then underneath a phone number.
i guess it was meant to thrill me not kill me but please guys, when you get the uerge to send pics of your tackle, think of the effect it has on the reciever! lol

:shock: OMG!

1 Mar 2007

Damn- and it took me ages to get the pubes straightened! confused

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