I was watching a Rhinoceros at the local supermarket. Then another one appeared. You dont usually see two of em at the same time at ASDA so I said to the kids "wow look two ............."
I didnt know the word. Rhinoceri seemed silly and Rhinoceroses plainly ridiculous.
What do u think?
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Quote by benrums0n
I was watching a Rhinoceros at the local supermarket. Then another one appeared. You dont usually see two of em at the same time at ASDA so I said to the kids "wow look two ............."
I didnt know the word. Rhinoceri seemed silly and Rhinoceroses plainly ridiculous.
What do u think?
I think you may need to find a hobby.
Sex God
were they wallowing in the mud?
*in edit i may be mixing up my rhino's with my hippos'*
*in edit i may be mixing up my rhino's with my hippos'*
Sex God
Mud, mud glorious mud. Nothing quite like it for
tra la tra la..........
tra la tra la..........
Sex God
Quote by helnheavena mud wrestle :rascal:
Mud, mud glorious mud. Nothing quite like it for
tra la tra la..........
I think organic fruit & vag at the local supermarket is all well and good, though as Im sure you're all aware there have been scare stories about the occassional spider or exotic millipede passing from continent to continent.
But multiple Rhinosteress's in a box a nana's is just too much.
spray 'em!
lp
But multiple Rhinosteress's in a box a nana's is just too much.
spray 'em!
lp
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Quote by __random_orbit__:shock:
I think organic fruit & vag at the local supermarket is all well and good, though as Im sure you're all aware there have been scare stories about the occassional spider or exotic millipede passing from continent to continent.
But multiple Rhinosteress's in a box a nana's is just too much.
spray 'em!
lp
Quote by Warmer:shock:
I think organic fruit & vag at the local supermarket is all well and good, though as Im sure you're all aware there have been scare stories about the occassional spider or exotic millipede passing from continent to continent.
But multiple Rhinosteress's in a box a nana's is just too much.
spray 'em!
lp
don't look so shocked madam.... you'd soon be complaining if you were to unwrap your fresh bamboo shoots ready for stir-fry only to find pesky pandas a-rutting in your cupboard
think of the mess
lp
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I'd tell those polis to get there cars outta my fresh fruit and veg..think of the tyre marks!
Quote by benrums0n
I was watching a Rhinoceros at the local supermarket. Then another one appeared. You dont usually see two of em at the same time at ASDA so I said to the kids "wow look two ............."
I didnt know the word. Rhinoceri seemed silly and Rhinoceroses plainly ridiculous.
What do u think?
wow look two.......... Rhinos!!! :smug:
I had a similar problem Ben, at the zoo, saw one mouse, but was completely stumped as to what I should call the little flock of mouses, mice, meese, when I pointed them out to the kids in the IT pen :confused:
What are they?? :confused:
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Quote by Missy
I was watching a Rhinoceros at the local supermarket. Then another one appeared. You dont usually see two of em at the same time at ASDA so I said to the kids "wow look two ............."
I didnt know the word. Rhinoceri seemed silly and Rhinoceroses plainly ridiculous.
What do u think?
wow look two.......... Rhinos!!! :smug:
I had a similar problem Ben, at the zoo, saw one mouse, but was completely stumped as to what I should call the little flock of mouses, mice, meese, when I pointed them out to the kids in the IT pen :confused:
What are they?? :confused:
food for the snakes 
Sex God
Quote by Missyhave you seen how wide they can open there mouths..wider than wide mouthed bull frog i tells theee :shock:
Wouldn't they get their little balls stuck in the snakes throat tho?
Quote by __random_orbit__
IT pen?
lp
Yes LP, we had seen all the giraffes and zebras and wilderbeast, so I then followed the very exciting sign that said Minotors, haven't seen one of them in ages. So we arrived at the IT pen, and couldn't see anything apart from all these Monitors and the pesky mouses/mice/meese that I didn't know what to call them while pointing them out to the kids!
In the excitement category, I would put the minotor area in about the same as the Lions and Tigers - nothing happening at all
So we headed back to the zebra pen, cos at least they move now and again
and if you're really lucky you get to see them trot off and fart in time to their steps, v. entertaining :happy: Sex God
Quote by benrums0nwatch out for the horn!
My hobbies include shopping and rhinoceros spotting
Oh and doing fun forum posts
but
Missy... I still don't understand 'IT pen'.. and monitors?... so it's information technology, and all the clocks and dials to check the beasties in the park?
was this a zoological equivalent of Westworld...?
robot Giraffes gone Rogue on the high street... alligators feasting in the canteen... Kangeroos short-circuiting and lifting grannies purse to place in thier own pouch?
I'll stick to Attenborough on tele thankyou very much
lp
Missy... I still don't understand 'IT pen'.. and monitors?... so it's information technology, and all the clocks and dials to check the beasties in the park?
was this a zoological equivalent of Westworld...?
robot Giraffes gone Rogue on the high street... alligators feasting in the canteen... Kangeroos short-circuiting and lifting grannies purse to place in thier own pouch?
I'll stick to Attenborough on tele thankyou very much
lp
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Quote by __random_orbit__watch out for the horn!
My hobbies include shopping and rhinoceros spotting
Oh and doing fun forum posts
nooo...that's on those silly cars that clowns drive, you knwo, where all the doors fall off at once.. parp parp
a different thread altogether... stay on topic please
lpit was the ingestion of all those brussel sprouts*parp parp* that may have caused all the windy problems on the west coast this last couple of days..sorry folks
I may have strayed even further off topic i fear... Sex God
Quote by Bonediggertwo eaten male man-tussus!
Is it not Rhinoseroseroserouses??
and if the plural of octopus is octopi, and the plural of hippopotamus is hippopotami....then is the plural of bus...bi???
and while we're at it, whats the plural of praying mantis????
Sex God
as an east midlander the plural of bus is..nevergonnahappenmatesobesttakeawalk!
