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She's all that - Angel Chat.
Mr FB says:
quite absurd - Freckledbird :dry:
He'll make you cum - fabioplum..........I'm here all week!
He’ll sit and tease you meat2pleaseu
She’s a sweat lookin baby pololady
She’ll take you to heaven naughtyangel 247
She has a pink fluffy bark and her name is Dark
He’ll take you to the moon will are man Choone
Never dressed in rags what a classy bird jags
And me
Hes got a lovely lercher and his name is sercher ( cant think of anything else for me rolleyes )
we want her until its darker, varca
For the intellectual stimulation this community needs - neilinleeds
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Makes you burn with desire... it can only be Fire!
Don't make me go Solo... please give me that Polo!
He does tease a few... it's Meat2pleaseu!
Being away is such a wrench... it's the sexy Winchwench!
Such a sweet talker... it's massive Stormwalker!
They never seem thorny... it's CurvynHorny!
I must have her now... it's HornyInSlough!
His threads are never a bore... it's Drewxcore!
Enjoys a good floor show... it can only be Keeno!
Ok.. that's probably enough for now.
Such a dom little miss... kiss
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Makes you burn with desire... it can only be Fire!
Don't make me go Solo... please give me that Polo!
He does tease a few... it's Meat2pleaseu!
Being away is such a wrench... it's the sexy Winchwench!
Such a sweet talker... it's massive Stormwalker!
They never seem thorny... it's CurvynHorny!
I must have her now... it's HornyInSlough!
His threads are never a bore... it's Drewxcore!
Enjoys a good floor show... it can only be Keeno!
Ok.. that's probably enough for now.

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....some bit's and bobs that didn't include Mrs Jaymar....

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As wonderous as a shooting star... it can only be the beauty of Mrs Jaymar!
A cleavage your not gonna wanna miss
It can only be the lucious Kiss
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Seen drinking from a bowl... it must be Noel!
Wipes his nose on his sleeve... it must be St3v3!
Ok ok I'll stop! rolleyes
Help! I can't stop!
The real F-word - Freckledbird
More stamina than a Virgin Trains loco - Making cocoa
Where she leads, everyone else follows - Kazswallows
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....some bit's and bobs that didn't include Mrs Jaymar....

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As wonderous as a shooting star... it can only be the beauty of Mrs Jaymar!
aaaaaaaah :love: :happy: :happy: :love: wink
Sexy dancing round a pole! - Yes its Noel!
She'll do anything that you dare her - Yes its Sarah!
Funny, Mad and very Horny - Yes its Dawnie!
I before E except after C - Yes its FB!
We Would give her our last Rolo? - Yes its Polo!
OMG! my brain aches lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Sexy dancing round a pole! - Yes its Noel!
She'll do anything that you dare her - Yes its Sarah!
Funny, Mad and very Horny - Yes its Dawnie!
I before E except after C - Yes its FB!
We Would give her our last Rolo? - Yes is Polo!
OMG! my brain aches lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Aaaah who cannot be fond of Mrs Blonde?
Jaymar ......... do you know how difficult you are to do?? :giggle:
car
jar
far
bar
star
tar
bolt off for a think! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
lovely warm and even dreamier - its Stuart and Taninia
(excuse the bad spelling ... but it wont work with Tanina :rascalsmile
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Jaymar ......... do you know how difficult you are to do?? :giggle:
car
jar
far
bar
star
tar
bolt off for a think! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I know! I'm either boring or difficult.. what a decision! haha rotflmao
She radiates a force too brilliant to be detected by radar - Mrs Jaymar
(well, I did my best) rolleyes
Phwoar what a cracker! - Mrs Krazykayaker.
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See but rarely heard - the lovely Freckledbird.
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