Rhyming slogans

13 Feb 2007

I don't often notice news items about fashion, but I noticed in a newspaper today that a fashion house, House of Holland, brought out a new range of t-shirts emblazoned with rhyming slogans paying homage to certain prominent people in the fashion industry. Examples: "Let's play Naked Twister - Linda Evangelista", "I'll show you who's boss - Kate Moss", and "Do me daily - Christopher Bailey".
So...how about a few slogans paying tribute to SH members in a similar vein? Nothing insulting please.
e.g.:
Nothing shady - Polo Lady
Graces us with his presence - Tune Essence
Honour conferred - Freckledbird
Never meek or mild - Earthchild
I'm sure someone can do better than that. redface

13 Feb 2007

On ya' bike... Northern Mike
(do you know how flippin' hard it is to find something suitable to rhyme with North)

13 Feb 2007

I'm a bit cheesy ......... easy.

13 Feb 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
Nothing shady - Polo Lady

Gonna have to pull you up on this one Mike as anyone who's met Polo knows there is indeed something very shady that follows her around.
(the large area under her tits where they block out the sun) wink

13 Feb 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Nothing shady - Polo Lady

Gonna have to pull you up on this one Mike as anyone who's met Polo knows there is indeed something very shady that follows her around.
(the large area under her tits where they block out the sun) wink

That would be you then lol

13 Feb 2007

Im in heaven with Sassy Seren biggrin

13 Feb 2007

King's ransom's worth - Mike North (sorry - Polo's right)
He'll always squeeze you - Meat2pleasu
Extremely kissy - that must be Missy.
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13 Feb 2007

He has the veg too... meat2pleaseu

13 Feb 2007

There's no escuse, lets eat goose smile

13 Feb 2007

Quote by varca

(do you know how flippin' hard it is to find something suitable to rhyme with North)

The lady is indeed correct, damned hard lol

Hehe I like that one
Bursting forth - Mike North!
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13 Feb 2007

Rarely solo is that Polo.
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13 Feb 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Nothing shady - Polo Lady

Gonna have to pull you up on this one Mike as anyone who's met Polo knows there is indeed something very shady that follows her around.
(the large area under her tits where they block out the sun) wink

I've met Polo too...but the sun never shines in the Midlands, does it? lol

13 Feb 2007

Sheer bliss - Kiss
Humour, lots - Dave_Notts

13 Feb 2007

Never shocked nor scared… Laird
Gone on the piss… Kiss
Gobbles and chokes… Blokes

13 Feb 2007

Quote by MikeNorth

Nothing shady - Polo Lady

Gonna have to pull you up on this one Mike as anyone who's met Polo knows there is indeed something very shady that follows her around.
(the large area under her tits where they block out the sun) wink

I've met Polo too...but the sun never shines in the Midlands, does it? lol

Thats Polo's tits causes that, i rest my case

13 Feb 2007

Smooth as silk..oh! - Sergeant Bilko

13 Feb 2007

Again and again........mazanden

13 Feb 2007

Only certain people mess with ....... Countess.
:giggle:

13 Feb 2007

Make my toes curl(y) … DirtyGirl(ie)

13 Feb 2007

Long and slow, .....Louise and Joe

13 Feb 2007

Let's play naked twister - Calista
Do me for hours - Mrs Powers

13 Feb 2007

I've never had 'em ....... Leonie and Adam (sorry if it's spelt wrong L redface

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Bags I do ........ Jags. :grin:

13 Feb 2007

Running barefoot and wild… earthchild
Rope-bound so neatly… LadyFeeBee

13 Feb 2007

"Looking in the cookie jar, how bizarre, a cookie in the shape of a star ready to be eaten by Jaymar!"
OMG it's nearly that chocolate week again! :shock: ok.... innocent

13 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
"Looking in the cookie jar, how bizarre, a cookie in the shape of a star ready to be eaten by Jaymar!"

Got stuck in the rhymezone, Jaymar? lol

Sexy beast (at the very least) - Marya_Northeast

13 Feb 2007

Quote by PoloLady
Rope-bound so neatly… LadyFeeBee

I like that lol

Cheers Polo!
Fee
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13 Feb 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
"Looking in the cookie jar, how bizarre, a cookie in the shape of a star ready to be eaten by Jaymar!"

Got stuck in the rhymezone, Jaymar? lol

Sexy beast (at the very least) - Marya_Northeast
whaaaaaaaaaaaaah! never heard of the place :shock:
how could you say such a thing Mr North?? rolleyes

13 Feb 2007

A mind worlds away - our Davej loon

Bollocks (x) like balloons, can only be Choons :twisted:
Killer shoes and stays steady, well done Polo.......Leddy confused

:? :? :? :? dunno

Chats at a squillion RPM - word in edgeways Corriefem.......
....... But even her jaw hit her knee, when faced with FemBernie rotflmao

With proper navigation, time drags - Indianna Jags :lol2:
Calls the dishwasher "dear" - one horny Musketeer cool

13 Feb 2007

Stunning and enchanting, everyone concurs - hisandhers

14 Feb 2007

Like a beautiful hebe - our Lady FeeBee.
The lefties heckled Hurd - not like Freckledbird (shit sorry sweetie - that was hard)
The dishonest astrophysicist 'quark lier' - can't be Darkfire
Oh fuck it I give up!!!
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