:lol: :lol: I believe he's signed up for the Winchester Party. :bounce: :bounce:
I mean, we need to know the extent of the beast that was causing the extreme weather conditions!!
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Sex God
I suggest that you put your name down as you're the nearest, then you can tell us all.
No good asking Sarah or Voddy, he already has them under his spell so they can't possibly give us all an unbiased account
Bev
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No good asking Sarah or Voddy, he already has them under his spell so they can't possibly give us all an unbiased account
Bev
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Sex God
Hmmmmm maybe that 'spell' should have been 'shadow'
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Bev
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Quote by teppic
i have it on good authority that he may not be able to attend, as the loss of the orange network in his area, will cost thousands, he has to keep his mast stationary at all times
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Can we get the chap from Birmingham to pop down for the night and use his mast instead???
P.S - Why have u got boobs???
Sex God
Well the minimum criteria should be:
1. Is he male?
2. Is he from Hampshire?
3. Do we have documentary or anecdotal evidence of the above?
4. Is he, as promised, VWE? Does he even know what VWE means?
5. Is there photographic or anecdotal proof of the above?
And then, when are we all going to see this evidence????
Need another party then
Bev
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1. Is he male?
2. Is he from Hampshire?
3. Do we have documentary or anecdotal evidence of the above?
4. Is he, as promised, VWE? Does he even know what VWE means?
5. Is there photographic or anecdotal proof of the above?
And then, when are we all going to see this evidence????
Need another party then
Bev
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Sex God
Teppic did you know you've grown a rather nice pair of tits?
Bev
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Bev
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Sex God
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/33667/20.html
I think I may be to blame for Teppic having Dawns boobs.
I think I may be to blame for Teppic having Dawns boobs.
Sex God
:shock: If all you men are growing tits, there's no point in us women hanging about is there? :cry: :cry:
Bev
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Bev
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Quote by freckledbird
Well the minimum criteria should be:
1. Is he male?
2. Is he from Hampshire?
3. Do we have documentary or anecdotal evidence of the above?
4. Is he, as promised, VWE? Does he even know what VWE means?
5. Is there photographic or anecdotal proof of the above?
And then, when are we all going to see this evidence????
Need another party then
Bev
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Right Voddy, you'll gonna need your camera as well as the tape measure.....
What about girth girls???
Sex God
I tell you what Teppic, tits are nothing but trouble
Bev
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Bev
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Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
hahahahaa
im not under his spell yet
but ile sure give a full report ladies
voddy xxx
Hi, just arrived at SH towers today, and I'm with Voddy on this one, I'm not under his spell either,
But
I do have a long tape measure (50m) I use for work, is that long enough
Sex God
Does the tape measure cast a shadow over Hampshire Sarah? If not. you might have to go and buy a longer one So tedious, having to measure VWE by putting a short rule on, then keeping the place and moving the rule along. I'm just trying to make the investigation bit as simple as possible.
Bev
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So tedious, having to measure VWE by putting a short rule on, then keeping the place and moving the rule along. I'm just trying to make the investigation bit as simple as possible.Bev
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Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Does the tape measure cast a shadow over Hampshire Sarah? If not. you might have to go and buy a longer one
Bev
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I do have a trundle wheel as well (one of those bright yellow things) that measures up to ,
Would that help??
Quote by Sarah1448
I do have a trundle wheel as well (one of those bright yellow things) that measures up to ,
Would that help??
Blimey, if that doesn't do the job we'll be in trouble!!! :shock: :shock:
Think we are gonna have recruit some fluffers to make sure he's at his peak before we measure!! :twisted: :twisted:
Voddy - have you got a wide angle lense for your camera?
Sex God
Whilst having been a 'fluffer' at a party game arranged by a 'Doctor' on this site,
I think even I will have to give this fluffing a miss.
I'll help Voddy with the camera.
I think even I will have to give this fluffing a miss.
I'll help Voddy with the camera.
Quote by KcKat
I do have a trundle wheel as well (one of those bright yellow things) that measures up to ,
Would that help??
Blimey, if that doesn't do the job we'll be in trouble!!! :shock: :shock:
Think we are gonna have recruit some fluffers to make sure he's at his peak before we measure!! :twisted: :twisted:
Voddy - have you got a wide angle lense for your camera?
can voddy be my fluffer any time...and more
Quote by teppic
I do have a trundle wheel as well (one of those bright yellow things) that measures up to ,
Would that help??
Blimey, if that doesn't do the job we'll be in trouble!!! :shock: :shock:
Think we are gonna have recruit some fluffers to make sure he's at his peak before we measure!! :twisted: :twisted:
Voddy - have you got a wide angle lense for your camera?
can voddy be my fluffer any time...and more
Get Voddy.....and you'll probably find Eagerslut9, friendly, VenusandMars and me all in tow!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
There's a possible solution:
measure it whilst its still soft then use some complicated mathematical formula to estimate his size when erect
Bev
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measure it whilst its still soft then use some complicated mathematical formula to estimate his size when erect
Bev
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Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
There's a possible solution:
measure it whilst its still soft then use some complicated mathematical formula to estimate his size when erect
Bev
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Who's going to do the mathematical formula,?? will it also need certification and verification as well??
Quote by freckledbird
There's a possible solution:
measure it whilst its still soft then use some complicated mathematical formula to estimate his size when erect
Bev
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Trouble is he may have incredible growing powers and might be NVWE when soft?
Sounds like it's gonna be a complex formula. Think we may need Ice Pie to help out with that bit.....
Sex God
Bugger. Maybe I could do the maths but we'd need a mod to verify wouldn't we? And Warwick to certify?
Bev
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Bev
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Quote by KcKat
I do have a trundle wheel as well (one of those bright yellow things) that measures up to ,
Would that help??
Blimey, if that doesn't do the job we'll be in trouble!!! :shock: :shock:
Think we are gonna have recruit some fluffers to make sure he's at his peak before we measure!! :twisted: :twisted:
Voddy - have you got a wide angle lense for your camera?
can voddy be my fluffer any time...and more
Get Voddy.....and you'll probably find Eagerslut9, friendly, VenusandMars and me all in tow!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
omg...a full (and wonderfull) house...where do we start :twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by KcKat
I believe he's signed up for the Winchester Party. :bounce: :bounce:
DOH! hadn't realised there was a party that close!
Master of Sex
Hopefully we are meeting him Sunday night if all goes well will take a tape measure with me love jane xx
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