we were in the boozer last night and a girlfriend of 8 years told us she had read a thread somewhere on the web saying that swingers plant PAMPAS GRASS in their front garden letting passing swingers know that their house is debauched and up for it...! We talked about this and came to the very quick conclusion that despite 10 years of enjoying this lifestyle to the full we had never heard of 'pampass grass secret hello there come and join the party you'll love it smoke signals' shrubbery......!!! Have you guys??!? please discuss! pax! K
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/128862.html some info in there for you :giggle: but I still seem to remember it all stemming from a TV programme (it may well have been Real Wife Swaps, but I really cant remember) - the one where the 40's couple from Yorkshire went over to ....was it Amsterdam ..... but back home they had house parties with a proper 70's style buffet (its also, in my head, where the cheese and pineapple on sticks & swingers alledgedconnection stems from :dunno ...... the cameras in this said programme focussed alot on the view through their front room window....and the pampas grass in front of it how true the whole pampas grass thing is I dunno but I have it in my back garden, not the front, so what does that tell ya? :lol:
Quote by Darkfire http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/128862.html some info in there for you :giggle: but I still seem to remember it all stemming from a TV programme (it may well have been Real Wife Swaps, but I really cant remember) - the one where the 40's couple from Yorkshire went over to ....was it Amsterdam ..... but back home they had house parties with a proper 70's style buffet (its also, in my head, where the cheese and pineapple on sticks & swingers alledged connection stems from :dunno ...... the cameras in this said programme focussed alot on the view through their front room window....and the pampas grass in front of it how true the whole pampas grass thing is I dunno but I have it in my back garden, not the front, so what does that tell ya? :lol:
That you are gagging for a right anal stuffing. :dunno:
We heard this and mentioned it to a couple we know up the road when they were having a garden makover.. straight laced, never in a million years types who had lived in this house forever.. Turns out they had in fact dabbled in the early 70's before the kids came along etc.. They also told us about another secret code that was used.. Knickers on a hotel door handle :shock: .. Never seen any but it was used by all accounts in the more upmarket places during the swinging sixties and early seventies? Thank God for the internet!! Mike x
Quote by mdr2000 We heard this and mentioned it to a couple we know up the road when they were having a garden makover.. straight laced, never in a million years types who had lived in this house forever.. Turns out they had in fact dabbled in the early 70's before the kids came along etc.. They also told us about another secret code that was used.. Knickers on a hotel door handle :shock: .. Never seen any but it was used by all accounts in the more upmarket places during the swinging sixties and early seventies? Thank God for the internet!! Mike x
Hot from "News reaches us, courtesy of some Dutch middle-aged swingers (and that's not a sentence I get to type very often), that the wife-swapping scene is absolutely rife in South East England, and one way in which swingers can make contact with and recognise each other is to plant large pampas grass plants in their front gardens. This, apparently, is the swinger equivalent of a red light in the window and fairly screams out, "I want you to come in and penetrate my wife in our bedroom while I take your wife into the static caravan on the drive and have my way with her on the little sofa thing around the windows." One Southern celebrity couple were rumoured to be VERY active on the swinging scene, and made certain that their front lawn was almost obscured by the grassy plants. Have you guessed? Final answer?" We havent got any pampas grass...but we do have a palm tree. wonder what that says about us? No Need to answer!! SORRY MEANT TO POST THIS ON THE EXISTING THREAD..NOT START A NEW ONE. PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON.
Hot from "News reaches us, courtesy of some Dutch middle-aged swingers (and that's not a sentence I get to type very often), that the wife-swapping scene is absolutely rife in South East England, and one way in which swingers can make contact with and recognise each other is to plant large pampas grass plants in their front gardens. This, apparently, is the swinger equivalent of a red light in the window and fairly screams out, "I want you to come in and penetrate my wife in our bedroom while I take your wife into the static caravan on the drive and have my way with her on the little sofa thing around the windows." One Southern celebrity couple were rumoured to be VERY active on the swinging scene, and made certain that their front lawn was almost obscured by the grassy plants. Have you guessed? Final answer?" We havent got any pampas grass, but we do have a palm tree...what does that say about us?? No Need to answer!!
Quote by lilacgem We heard this and mentioned it to a couple we know up the road when they were having a garden makover.. straight laced, never in a million years types who had lived in this house forever.. Turns out they had in fact dabbled in the early 70's before the kids came along etc.. They also told us about another secret code that was used.. Knickers on a hotel door handle :shock: .. Never seen any but it was used by all accounts in the more upmarket places during the swinging sixties and early seventies? Thank God for the internet!! Mike x
Doesnt sound very secret to me Maybe why I said Was a secret, but fire away xx :? :?
Upto March just gone I worked at a company that had a HUUUGE pampas grass patch in front of the company building!! :shock: :shock: Never saw any funny business though
I was intrigued by this post......and dont actually know how true that may be......but my parents had a pampass grass on their frontlawn fro years....and nothing went on there...believe me! LOL!
Havnt heard about the Pampas grass bit, but have heard about the knickers on the door handle, and it was true, I wonder what happened to Doreen of Doncaster, and did she ever get her knickers back?? The one that springs to mind though is the Colchester barracks episode, where they used to put an "OMO" packet on the windowsill, it meant "Old man out" or so they told me!!
The one that springs to mind though is the Colchester barracks episode, where they used to put an "OMO" packet on the windowsill, it meant "Old man out" or so they told me!! The men used to turn packet up side down for old women out too
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..... but back home they had house parties with a proper 70's style buffet (its also, in my head, where the cheese and pineapple on sticks & swingers alledgedconnection stems from :dunno
...... the cameras in this said programme focussed alot on the view through their front room window....and the pampas grass in front of it 
