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right now i could happily do a reggie perrin
Sex God
Wow... this is a cheery thread! :giggle:
I thought I was the bah humbug around here! :mrgreen:
I thought I was the bah humbug around here! :mrgreen:
Sex God
You think? How do you know that you're more bah humbug than me? Have you bought presents? Have you sent cards? Are you spending Christmas alone? Are you body swerving your Christmas party?
Do I win yet?! :giggle:
Do I win yet?! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
not yet... keep trying :humbug:
lp
Hmmph! I need examples of your bah humbugness to know how to keep up!!
*waits*
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
no decorations.
working throughout xmas period.
no food or provisions (festive or otherwise)
no cards or prezzies.
errm... parties?
nope.
... what else is xmas?
lp
Hmmm... okay, you win. I have a tree (only because my boss made me bring it home from work after the party) well I organised it so I had to go. I have a present from my mum but they don't want anything from me and I have new shoes from Digby to me! (Justified!)
I haven't sent any cards (although I'm starting to feel a little guilty about that) and I'm waiting for my online shopping to be delivered (poor sod has two flights of stairs to come up with £150 worth of shopping!) :mrgreen: I hope it's not the pensioner man again. That makes me feel bad.
So it's official... you're more bah humbug than me.
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
:glorybathing:
lp
:rotflmao::rotflmao: 
Sex God
I'm spending Christmas on my own by choice this year. I think I shall enjoy it. I've bought pressies for family members and shall be sending cards but on the day itself I am going to be all anti-Christmas and deliberately shy away from festive food and drink.
Champagne and chocolates, methinks! :bounce:
Champagne and chocolates, methinks! :bounce:
Sex God
So if I were to say mother-in-law what would you think of ??
Sex God
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
So if I were to say mother-in-law would you think of ??
My first thought? Thank fuck I'm single! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
You think? How do you know that you're more bah humbug than me? Have you bought presents?
Only for my daughter
Quote by Dirtygirly
Have you sent cards?
Nope
Quote by Dirtygirly
Are you spending Christmas alone?
Very much looks like it
Quote by Dirtygirly
Are you body swerving your Christmas party?
Have done.....It was last night....
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Would you like a cuddle?
Is that offer open to everyone? :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Steve
You think? How do you know that you're more bah humbug than me? Have you bought presents?
Only for my daughter
Quote by Dirtygirly
Have you sent cards?
Nope
Quote by Dirtygirly
Are you spending Christmas alone?
Very much looks like it
Quote by Dirtygirly
Are you body swerving your Christmas party?
Have done.....It was last night....
Yeah... but you're still not beating LP... he's the grinch man!! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Yeah... but you're still not beating LP... he's the grinch man!! :giggle:
I have no tree or decorations.....No food/drink and would work over Christmas if my place of work was open :P
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
just an idea but there are many charities who need ppl on xmas day, if ppl really are doing nothing what better way to spend the day.
It wouldn't be fair to them to saddle them with my grinchness :-(
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
just an idea but there are many charities who need ppl on xmas day, if ppl really are doing nothing what better way to spend the day.
What a great idea although to expand you could just do it yourself! Go to asda buy all the smart price flasks go home make some incredibly cheap home made soups. Fill the flasks head off downtown and look for tramps, wait to get mugged. Fantastic, Christmas sorted.
Master of Sex
Pom had major surgery at the end of September and will be off work probably until at least spring 2010 ... and gets ZERO sick pay from his company. All we have is my pathetic wage which isn't even enough to pay the bills. Christmas? Bought some stuff from a charity shop and second hand off ebay for the kids, no tree up yet - I'm just not feeling that 'Ho ho ho Christmas spirit', can't even afford to take part in the £5 secret santa at work (much to my humiliation). SO yeah - bah fucking humbug!
i am spending christmas by myself this year.
usually id have christmas dinner with my mun and family but after the last few years i havnt enjoyed it.
i dont see why i should be friendly to people for one day that just try to make life difficult the rest of the year.
i just cannot forget things people have done and i wont sell myself out just because its christmas.
i'll be happy in the gym,on the bike or reading a good book.
if your seriously thinking of doing a reggie perrin.
id get a credit card and over the next few weeks take out the max amount from cash machines daily.
then burn all your personal papers,items etc and have a rucksack which you only contain a change of clothes and some basic food.
head to the port,get on a boat and wave goodbye to it all.
fuck em all mate the way you sound people wont miss you so sod them.
and it would cost them much more to bring you back to face the courts for non payment.
you can vanish if you want to.
usually id have christmas dinner with my mun and family but after the last few years i havnt enjoyed it.
i dont see why i should be friendly to people for one day that just try to make life difficult the rest of the year.
i just cannot forget things people have done and i wont sell myself out just because its christmas.
i'll be happy in the gym,on the bike or reading a good book.
if your seriously thinking of doing a reggie perrin.
id get a credit card and over the next few weeks take out the max amount from cash machines daily.
then burn all your personal papers,items etc and have a rucksack which you only contain a change of clothes and some basic food.
head to the port,get on a boat and wave goodbye to it all.
fuck em all mate the way you sound people wont miss you so sod them.
and it would cost them much more to bring you back to face the courts for non payment.
you can vanish if you want to.
Frivolity aside:
Drink & Uppers are not a good combination for an approach to deal with anything at all. Particularly as you have responcibilties which you have already acknowledged.
You might like to consider seeking some professional help to deal with issues at hand.
Your GP is good place to start.
lp
Drink & Uppers are not a good combination for an approach to deal with anything at all. Particularly as you have responcibilties which you have already acknowledged.
You might like to consider seeking some professional help to deal with issues at hand.
Your GP is good place to start.
lp
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
God being 17 again,no way!my idea of hell
A horny virgin with a fantasy life so complex that it wud make me blush now
Olde,wiser and better,i love 38!
i'm with you hun 38 is fantastic i know who i am, what i want and how to get it wouldn't wanna be 17 again for anything
doin a reggie perrin wouldn't make your life carefree it would make it more complicated i would of thought
Sex God
Quote by brucie
the knowing how to get what u want rocks doesnt it bouncy! :twisted:
Maybe we should have a special 38 yr old bbw munch or is that meet
i knew how to get what i wanted when i was 17. maybe i wanted difderent things than now. those things were very pert.
but people going on about knowing what they want when they are older and knowing how to get it etc is a bit of a cliche.
cliche to you, fact to me
