OK people, second post (woohooo). Sadly it has nothing to do with swinging or sex but hope thats ok.
Now many times I have been caught in roadwokrs as I am sure everyone has. However yesterday this got me thinking. Isn't it a condradiction in terms.."road - works" because in actual fact the road does not work or we wouldnt be sat there like lemons picking our noses. Can anyone suggest a better name than roadworks? (exlcuding the obvious "caution, road doesnt work, you be fooked"
Or for that matter does anyone wish to add something?
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OK people, second post (woohooo). Sadly it has nothing to do with swinging or sex but hope thats ok.
Now many times I have been caught in roadwokrs as I am sure everyone has. However yesterday this got me thinking. Isn't it a condradiction in terms.."road - works" because in actual fact the road does not work or we wouldnt be sat there like lemons picking our noses. Can anyone suggest a better name than roadworks? (exlcuding the obvious "caution, road doesnt work, you be fooked"
Or for that matter does anyone wish to add something?
Nicecouple79
Hi Nicecouple, :welcome: to the forum. Im not being an old stick in the mud but if we didnt have the road works, then we wouldnt have decent roads to drive on, a decent water supply, phonelines etc. I know its a pain in the arse when roadworks are happening but its the price you have to pay for all the luxurys that we have.
Louise xx
because in actual fact the road does not work or we wouldnt be sat there like lemons picking our noses.
oooo nicecouple and there was us thinking it were only sheddys other half that did that :giggle: :giggle:
and remember next time you see a sign saying "road up" it means you are approaching an incline
:D :D 
Sex God
M25 at A10 junction is a good place to sit for a couple of hours if you have nothing better to do, :shock: they are working for 78 weeks on the bridge there, and have even installed traffic lights!!
Sex God
how about "Flirting shamelessly with other road users opportunity approaching " 
the glass is always half full :lol2:
the glass is always half full :lol2:
Quote by Pete_sw
how about "Flirting shamelessly with other road users opportunity approaching "
the glass is always half full :lol2:
My kinda man!
During my employment as a boom operator (fluffy mic on a pole) I had to spend a day on a motorway embankment, then standing in the tiny gap between the crash barriers on the central reservation - I spent most of the time thinking I might get run over. :scared:
Anyway the motorway workmen who were kindly assisting us by coning off 'safe' areas for us to film, took their lives in their hands every time the decided to walk across 4 lanes of fast traffic.
I don't like roadworks either - but I wouldn't want their job.
Sexpert
There was a part of a Jeremy Vine programme a few months back which talked about road workers, which not surprisingly, I caught whilst stick in a bloody M25 Jam, which suggested that there average 'work time' on a road works was 4 hours, this was after they had got their breakfast in, had a chat, had a fag, and reas the bloody paper.
Why do you never see cones in Europe?
Why do you never see cones in Europe?
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
A lot of the coning off of roads is caused by incompetent police drivers.
How often have you seen a sign saying "Police Accident"?
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