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If "they" invented lifelike full-size robot men and women toys (like the robot prostitutes in A.I.)... (a) would you want one?; and (b) if yes, what bespoke design features would you pay extra for?
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Lilith xx
Quote by Inanna
If "they" invented lifelike full-size robot men and women toys (like the robot prostitutes in A.I.)... (a) would you want one?; and (b) if yes, what bespoke design features would you pay extra for?
cool

Talking of robots, I find this creepy but intresting

But yes, I would have one, not for sex though as it might go wrong and rip it of :eeek:
I hate ironing so it would have to do that lol
Oh and decorating, I would gladly pay extra for that!
Tony :lol:
LB, I'm liking you more every day! :lol2:
I may have to come back to this, but my first thought is the male ones should come equipped with a vibrating tongue. In the meantime, it's customary for the original poster to answer their own question first, so what perversions features would you two want? :twisted:
I suppose I would like 1 to replace Shi, but it must come with a mute button, be able to cook and wash up bolt
Quote by Meeko
I suppose I would like 1 to replace Shi, but it must come with a mute button, be able to cook and wash up bolt

Three improvements in one! :borg:
:bolt:
Quote by Meeko
I suppose I would like 1 to replace Shi, but it must come with a mute button, be able to cook and wash up bolt

I take it you're wearing your cricket box tonight? :giggle:
Quote by Cubes
LB, I'm liking you more every day! :lol2:
I may have to come back to this, but my first thought is the male ones should come equipped with a vibrating tongue. In the meantime, it's customary for the original poster to answer their own question first, so what perversions features would you two want? :twisted:

Haha - ok... although I think most of my (LB1) ideas for perversions features may reveal too much about my depraved mind...!! ;-)
LB2 says that she would definitely want one, but she'd just set it to work on house chores and all the jobs she doesn't want to do around the house - and before you ask, no, she doesn't classify me as a "job" to be done :-)
I would want more than a mere housebot though... sexbots all the way, I say! I'd want several - at least one man sexbot and one woman sexbot (greedy me), but more would be ideal :twisted:
As for special features, I think that it would be a serious oversight not to equip the fem-sexbot with the ability to dispense vodka from her nipples, and she'd need to be able to squirt yummy flavoured juices... As for the male-sexbot, he would definitely need a cock like a rampant rabbit - rotating, vibrating and with a pop-up clit stimulator and a g-spot bend option (sorry if the thought of the tip of a cock bending up has made any of you boys wince!!)
I could go on....!
Lilith xx
Quote by Inanna
LB, I'm liking you more every day! :lol2:
I may have to come back to this, but my first thought is the male ones should come equipped with a vibrating tongue. In the meantime, it's customary for the original poster to answer their own question first, so what perversions features would you two want? :twisted:

Haha - ok... although I think most of my (LB1) ideas for perversions features may reveal too much about my depraved mind...!! ;-)
LB2 says that she would definitely want one, but she'd just set it to work on house chores and all the jobs she doesn't want to do around the house - and before you ask, no, she doesn't classify me as a "job" to be done :-)
I would want more than a mere housebot though... sexbots all the way, I say! I'd want several - at least one man sexbot and one woman sexbot (greedy me), but more would be ideal :twisted:
As for special features, I think that it would be a serious oversight not to equip the fem-sexbot with the ability to dispense vodka from her nipples, and she'd need to be able to squirt yummy flavoured juices... As for the male-sexbot, he would definitely need a cock like a rampant rabbit - rotating, vibrating and with a pop-up clit stimulator and a g-spot bend option (sorry if the thought of the tip of a cock bending up has made any of you boys wince!!)
I could go on....!
Lb, i do love your attachments on your fem and guy bots....indeed they could multitask but im contemplating their tasks in a purely hedonistic not domestic manner lol.
My fembot would have an in insatiable lust for anal sex, a realistic soft bum designed for spanking..
Your guybot sounds fun...posessing an expando-cock for those more insatiable moments and a self lubricating member so he could continue fucking literally all night....(well until the batteries died anyways lol)
Consider this.....sex bots with downloadable apps.....feeling really kinky tonight...download the latest Dom-bot app and wile away the hours lol
I really could go on lol xx
Lb, i do love your attachments on your fem and guy bots....indeed they could multitask but im contemplating their tasks in a purely hedonistic not domestic manner lol.
My fembot would have an in insatiable lust for anal sex, a realistic soft bum designed for spanking..
Your guybot sounds fun...posessing an expando-cock for those more insatiable moments and a self lubricating member so he could continue fucking literally all night....(well until the batteries died anyways lol)
Consider this.....sex bots with downloadable apps.....feeling really kinky tonight...download the latest Dom-bot app and wile away the hours lol
I really could go on lol xx
Quote by DT73
LB, I'm liking you more every day! :lol2:
I may have to come back to this, but my first thought is the male ones should come equipped with a vibrating tongue. In the meantime, it's customary for the original poster to answer their own question first, so what perversions features would you two want? :twisted:

Haha - ok... although I think most of my (LB1) ideas for perversions features may reveal too much about my depraved mind...!! ;-)
LB2 says that she would definitely want one, but she'd just set it to work on house chores and all the jobs she doesn't want to do around the house - and before you ask, no, she doesn't classify me as a "job" to be done :-)
I would want more than a mere housebot though... sexbots all the way, I say! I'd want several - at least one man sexbot and one woman sexbot (greedy me), but more would be ideal :twisted:
As for special features, I think that it would be a serious oversight not to equip the fem-sexbot with the ability to dispense vodka from her nipples, and she'd need to be able to squirt yummy flavoured juices... As for the male-sexbot, he would definitely need a cock like a rampant rabbit - rotating, vibrating and with a pop-up clit stimulator and a g-spot bend option (sorry if the thought of the tip of a cock bending up has made any of you boys wince!!)
I could go on....!
Lb, i do love your attachments on your fem and guy bots....indeed they could multitask but im contemplating their tasks in a purely hedonistic not domestic manner lol.
My fembot would have an in insatiable lust for anal sex, a realistic soft bum designed for spanking..
Your guybot sounds fun...posessing an expando-cock for those more insatiable moments and a self lubricating member so he could continue fucking literally all night....(well until the batteries died anyways lol)
Consider this.....sex bots with downloadable apps.....feeling really kinky tonight...download the latest Dom-bot app and wile away the hours lol
I really could go on lol xx
Now THAT is a great idea... downloadable apps!! All we need now is someone with the technical ability to build the bastards, and we're in business! ;-)
Lilith xx
Mine needs the ability to maintain civil conversation in chatrooms and monitor Forum posts so that i can GET SOME SLEEP! siigh,,
Quote by Cubes
I suppose I would like 1 to replace Shi, but it must come with a mute button, be able to cook and wash up bolt

I take it you're wearing your cricket box tonight? :giggle:
Head protector and mouth guard too :giggle: be just like when we used to play Hockey and i was on the winning team wink
Quote by Shi
I suppose I would like 1 to replace Shi, but it must come with a mute button, be able to cook and wash up bolt

I take it you're wearing your cricket box tonight? :giggle:
Head protector and mouth guard too :giggle: be just like when we used to play Hockey and i was on the winning team wink
Almost forgot the bullshit control.... I taught you to play hockey but you were not as good as me flipa
I'd pay extra for one that washed the dishes......oh wait, we're almost there....I need a dishwasher with a slot for my little willy.....then maybe it could say "thank you darling, that was wonderful..... you're the best" after each episode.
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I'd pay extra for one that washed the dishes......oh wait, we're almost there....I need a dishwasher with a slot for my little willy.....then maybe it could say "thank you darling, that was wonderful..... you're the best" after each episode.

Would need some pretty powerful rinse aid :giggle: