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Thought it might be a nice idea to start a thread about my swinging experiences and return to it as I have new things to record. Might make an interesting document.
Here's the rules: no personal information about other people; nothing that might offend someone who doesn't deserve to be offended. No pictures.
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Day #406- 1st May 2004 - Meet #2
Meet #1 was a social drink a few weeks ago with a very nice couple who contacted me through my photo advert.
Meet #2 was with a couple I met on the chatroom. I'd chatted with the lady, who seemed nice, keen and surprisingly local. Not a bad afternoon, actually; Chelsea won 4-0 and Man Utd lost to Blackburn! Oh yeah; and the couple didn't show up. They had my email address and phone number and were unable to let me know, so whatever kept them away must have been really serious. ... Yeah.
Returned to heaven and had a slightly surreal experience in the chatroom; got pvt-ed by a young lady from miles away who seemed ridiculously keen that I visit her and steadfastly resisted my attempts to engage her in conversation, and who eventually got shirty and logged off in a huff. I'm 75% sure someone was playing a joke but I have no idea of the punchline... Or was it unfair of me to be unwilling to drive 130 miles to meet someone about whom all I know is a bra-size?
Roger, I'm really sorry about this but ........
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You really should write a book you know. Its not what happened that has made me laugh, but just the way you explain it! - Priceless!
Fact it always funnier than fiction. :grin:
P.S. I was unfair to the lady in the chatroom. She also told me her age, height and eye-colour.
Roger, yes you were very unfair - shame on you wink
Kit
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Only my closest friends are trusted with my bra size cool
Sorry to hear they didn't show, Roger. Their loss, I'm sure.
Maybe we should start the SH Stood Up Club lol
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Maybe we should start the SH Stood Up Club lol

Sure. But who'll be chairman? :twisted:
Roger don't give up. :therethere:
It will happen eventually.
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Returned to heaven and had a slightly surreal experience in the chatroom; got pvt-ed by a young lady from miles away who seemed ridiculously keen that I visit her and steadfastly resisted my attempts to engage her in conversation, and who eventually got shirty and logged off in a huff. I'm 75% sure someone was playing a joke but I have no idea of the punchline... Or was it unfair of me to be unwilling to drive 130 miles to meet someone about whom all I know is a bra-size?

errrrrrrrrr, can i just pont out... it was NOT me!!
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luv ya rog
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I have to sympathise with Roger's experience. I know that it is very difficult to 'police' people's behaviour but membership of a site ought to carry some obligations of a decent attitude. I suppose it is even more difficult with a free site.
Anyhow, I've been feeling low after coming back from abroad in the week and I've just visited WBB's ad from the post above - boy has that made me feel better - if only....... :!: :inlove:
Think that people in chat room and posting ads are very rairly people who post in cafe so would be extremely difficult to police.
Big hug Roger 743 and sure you will learn from the experience. In real life lol I have in past been stood up and have stood up when I was young guys :cry:
Just get to the munches and I bet you start meeting couple who want to meet you and will be honest about meeting you.
Roger darling, just a word of advice. STOP showing them your pants!!!!
Love ya loads
Wilma
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Yes I would say that Wilma......Boxers are in roger wink
Alas, poor y-fronts. I knew him, Horatio. :cry: :cry:
Well I've changed the pictures on my ad. Any better? :twisted:
You mean you've changed into your other pair of white pants don't you Roger rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Oops :doh: :doh:
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Boy, do I feel stupid redface
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Boy, do I feel stupid

Hi, I'm stupid. (You can make up the rest of the joke for yourself.) smile smile smile
Avatar will be changing just as soon as I think of a bad enough replacement that you'll all be begging for the return of the y-fronts. :smile2:
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Boxers are in roger wink

In fact inside every man there is a boxer trying to get out!!!
Ummm, yep Mr. Bilko,
that is just how I see you men, trying hard to fight your way out of a wet paper bag lol
Kit
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that is just how I see you men, trying hard to fight your way out of a wet paper bag lol

Hey, them wet paper bags can be quite formidible adversaries. Very tough... and they stick to your skin like nobody's business!
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Roger darling, just a word of advice. STOP showing them your pants!!!!

Just for you Wilma, I was 100% naked when I created my new avatar. Not a y-front in sight. smile Any better?
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Roger darling, just a word of advice. STOP showing them your pants!!!!

Just for you Wilma, I was 100% naked when I created my new avatar. Not a y-front in sight. smile Any better? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! Woger! Don't you know I have a serious aversion to naked feet (or any other kind of feet to be fair) Please please please change your avatar, I'd rather see you in your Y-fronts, and I don't like them either!
Begging isn't my style usually, but I'm making an exception now!
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Avatar will be changing just as soon as I think of a bad enough replacement that you'll all be begging for the return of the y-fronts.

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AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! Woger! Don't you know I have a serious aversion to naked feet (or any other kind of feet to be fair) Please please please change your avatar, I'd rather see you in your Y-fronts, and I don't like them either!
Begging isn't my style usually, but I'm making an exception now!

YES, I did it!!!!! :haha: :taz: :haha: Okay Angel, just because you begged nicely, here's another avatar. Better now?
P.S. Note to self: if I ever visit Angel, I must remember to keep my socks on in bed... rotflmao
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Avatar will be changing just as soon as I think of a bad enough replacement that you'll all be begging for the return of the y-fronts.

YES, I did it!!!!! :haha: :taz: :haha: Okay Angel, just because you begged nicely, here's another avatar. Better now?
P.S. Note to self: if I ever visit Angel, I must remember to keep my socks on in bed... rotflmao
DOH!! :doh: :doh: :doh: I'd forgotten about you knowing we'd beg for the return of the y-fronts. Trust me to be the one that actually did!
But Woger, if you do ever find yourself in my bed, I can assure you that only one part of your anatomy needs to be covered redface redface and it's not your feet :twisted:
Just don't make me look at your feet :uhoh:
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But Woger, if you do ever find yourself in my bed, I can assure you that only one part of your anatomy needs to be covered redface redface and it's not your feet :twisted:

But if I have a paper bag over my head, I won't be able to see you! :cry: :cry: :upset: :cry: :cry: :cry:
P.S. Don't worry, I always practice safe socks. cool
Quote by roger743
But if I have a paper bag over my head, I won't be able to see you! :cry: :cry: :upset: :cry: :cry: :cry:
P.S. Don't worry, I always practice safe socks. cool

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AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
For gods sake man!! Do you not have any gloves???
Here's my new avatar:
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And you are sure there are no mushrooms in your pockets????
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And you are sure there are no mushrooms in your pockets????

No, I'm just please to see... Angel. smile
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And you are sure there are no mushrooms in your pockets????

No, I'm just please to see... Angel. smile
redface redface redface awww flattery will get you... ummm... what's the rest of that saying now? dunno
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redface redface redface awww flattery will get you... ummm... what's the rest of that saying now? dunno

Slapped!!