...I know I already posted but, it's a new day.
I didn't think I would be horny today as me and had one spectacular date w/ a new cpl last night that went well into the morning...
but now I find a very naughty person is sending me the most lovely and dirty messages and well... here I go again...
HAPPY MAY DAY WEEKEND SH'ers!!!
xxx
ms ocky
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roll call.....whos is horny right now?
Quote by fashionbadge
OMG!! im sooo horny. stuck in for the weekend all on my lonesome wishing i was else where :cry: so its the home made mc,flurrys for me tonight and ill have to pour it on me tits and lick it off myself :twisted:
Great, the thought of u doing that has made me even bloody hornier now
:banghead: :banghead:
thats point must go and buy some smarties and rolos.....i feel a night comming on . que the placebo nancy boy track :P
Quote by rachel-lane
OMG!! im sooo horny. stuck in for the weekend all on my lonesome wishing i was else where :cry: so its the home made mc,flurrys for me tonight and ill have to pour it on me tits and lick it off myself :twisted:
Great, the thought of u doing that has made me even bloody hornier now
:banghead: :banghead: thats point must go and buy some smarties and rolos.....i feel a night comming on . que the placebo nancy boy track :P
Dont forget the dollop of fresh cream :wink:
U may feel a night comming on I can assure u I'm feeling something else cumming :bounce: :bounce:
Fashion x
Quote by Alex Rogers
The more good sex you have the more you want. I know what you mean though. Still, in order to stop feeling horny, try bad sex. It's awfully effective.
ermm
how does one have bad sex? Can you advertise for one? Are there criteria that you have to fulfill? This has probably been covered already..
Orgasminator
Quote by Alex Rogers
...... in order to stop feeling horny, try bad sex. It's awfully effective.
What actually is "bad sex"?
Can you please explain this to me?
Orgasminator
Quote by Maia
we posted at the same time again... spooky
I just love squeezing up behind you!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by Alex Rogers
<self-deprecating mode>
I'd show you, but you'd have to sleep with me.
</self-deprecating mode>
Bad sex is any sex during which you catch yourself wondering "did I leave the gas on?"
But surely, if it is getting bad & you are thinking that you are about to start thinking about the gas then shouldn't you be doing something about it to make it better for you?
Afterall, you only get out what you put in!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by Maia
ok
hang on here, so, which one of us is going to have to sleep with Alex Rogers?
I'll sleep while you use him/her as your sexual plaything!!!
Quote by Maia
ok
hang on here, so, which one of us is going to have to sleep with Alex Rogers?
Oh, you know. Whoever. I'm easy.
What on earth am I saying. I don't remember agreeing to sleep with anyone.
And isn't this sort of talk rather inappropriate for a motorcycling forum? I mean really.
Littlemee, you are quite right. Usually by that stage I would rather take matters in hand. Quite literally.
ops: Orgasminator
I'd still like to know what 'bad sex' is.
If no-one is going to tell me then can someone please show me!!!
If no-one is going to tell me then can someone please show me!!!
Quote by littlemee
I'd still like to know what 'bad sex' is.
If no-one is going to tell me then can someone please show me!!!
littlemee,,, i know this woman who walked around with very little clothes on indoors and she might be able to show you, don't know if it would be bad sex ..i think you would have to judge that yourself..
Orgasminator
Quote by Alex Rogers
Ok, ok, last try... bad sex is to good sex as erm, kenco is to illy espresso. No, bugger that. How about, bad sex is sex when you'd rather be online checking who's replied to your last post.
Oh dear.
Think I'll go now.
Well to me, that's like saying 'I scored a poor winning goal in the Cup Final'!!!
At worst, sex is good. At best, it's.......well, the best!!!
As the great George Michael said unto us:
"sex is natural sex is good; not everybody does it; but everybody should"
I apologise unreservedly for quoting 80's pop lyrics on a public forum.
Littlemee, I agree with you, but I ain't giving up that easy.
Imagine you are in the Cup Final, and you score the winning goal - by passing it back to your goalkeeper when he isn't looking and it rolls into the net, handing victory to the other side...
New analogy please.
"sex is natural sex is good; not everybody does it; but everybody should"
I apologise unreservedly for quoting 80's pop lyrics on a public forum.
Littlemee, I agree with you, but I ain't giving up that easy.
Imagine you are in the Cup Final, and you score the winning goal - by passing it back to your goalkeeper when he isn't looking and it rolls into the net, handing victory to the other side...
New analogy please.
Sex God
I'm horny now, my plans for Saturday night, Sunday and Monday have changed (was helping my step son do something, but as they say job done, go home please!!)
and I'm back at home alone :cry:
I'll have to find something or someone to amuse me :P
and I'm back at home alone :cry:
I'll have to find something or someone to amuse me :P
