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Mrs Tweeky just decided it was time we got married and started bidding on wedding dress's on ebay. My parents then offerd to pay for the day and that was it I didnt really get a chance to object
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Romantic gestures, or not?
One of the most romantic things that I've had was purely unintentional ( I think 
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My best mate has this fab print that I've always loved and when he moved it I joked that I would pinch it. On my birthday he presented me with my own copy of it that he'd mounted and framed for me. It now has pride of place in my sitting room
)My best mate has this fab print that I've always loved and when he moved it I joked that I would pinch it. On my birthday he presented me with my own copy of it that he'd mounted and framed for me. It now has pride of place in my sitting room
Mallock once bought me a pair of fluffy bedsocks for valentines day as I used to suffer with cold feet :lol2: On another valentines day he bought me a beautiful framed print of my favourite artist, Thomas Kinkade. It's called sweetheart cottage :inlove:
As for the mariiage proposal thingy, I am surprised he hasn't told everyone about how we decided to get married
:lol2:
As for the mariiage proposal thingy, I am surprised he hasn't told everyone about how we decided to get married
:lol2: Quote by Ian
Romance?
it's all a matter of opinion.
So you'll be telling me next that the iron I bought Dawnie for Christmas wasn't a romantic gesture.
With a new iron, she can do the laundry quicker and so have more time for sex
Ian
Could have been worse, I know of a guy who bought his wife a dishwasher and wrapped up some dishwasher tablets in paper with a bow and made that her stocking filler! :shock: sheesh some men! :lol:
Ok then.... explain why it's ok for me to get a new socket set, or a cordless hammer drill for christmas, and I can't buy dawnie a new set of saucepans?
Thinking about it, I'm sure I learnt my skillful traits from my father. I can remember him buying my mother a teasmaid for christmas. Back then, electrical items didn't come with 13 amp plugs moulded onto the cables. So, her stocking filler was a 13 amp plug and a screwdriver :lol:
See ! It runs in the genes
ian
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I can't criticise Morbius ... he isn't romantic very often but when he is it's in a big way :love:
Went to work one Monday and he turned up at lunchtime and whisked me away to Rome for 2 days He'd organised it with the kids school, grandparents and my boss!
I must agree though .... it would need to be butterscotch here! ;)
Cx
Went to work one Monday and he turned up at lunchtime and whisked me away to Rome for 2 days
He'd organised it with the kids school, grandparents and my boss!I must agree though .... it would need to be butterscotch here! ;)
Cx
Warming the Bed
its made me go out and get some angel delight as i havnt had it for st least you have boosted up the sales..
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Went to work one Monday and he turned up at lunchtime and whisked me away to Rome for 2 days
But did he wear a dress
:giggle:
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its made me go out and get some angel delight as i havnt had it for st least you have boosted up the sales..
Funnily enough, we don't seem to have any
:angel:
Quote by Calista
I can't criticise Morbius ... he isn't romantic very often but when he is it's in a big way :love:
Went to work one Monday and he turned up at lunchtime and whisked me away to Rome for 2 days
I must agree though .... it would need to be butterscotch here! ;)
Cx
I did something similar.
I spent several weeks selling some of my amateur radio equipment. Once I'd got the money, I then arranged everything (sitters, flights, hotels)for Dawnie and I to fly over to Northern Ireland to visit one of her friends.
When I eventually told Dawnie what I'd done, you'd never believe her reply.
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I'm NEVER going to trust you ever, ever again.
So guys, don't try keeping secrets, it'll backfire !
Ian
Sex God
don't do romantic gestures....do one and "er in doors" will expect them all the time!
too right.
It's either "what have you done"..... or "what do you want to do"
Anyway - i thought a blow job was romantic?
Ian
Wait for the rush boys, I hear the sound of frying pans coming out of cupboards....
pink x
Quote by Dawnie
Anyway - i thought a blow job was romantic?
Ian
you tell me Ian... how many have you given ??
splendid
Not as many as me
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Splendid, you are soooooo going to be in trouble for that comment :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
simple question dawnie.. he seemed to know.. I was just checking.
I know I am going to be in trouble.. but he doesn't know where I live
Quote by blueandpink
don't do romantic gestures....do one and "er in doors" will expect them all the time!
too right.
It's either "what have you done"..... or "what do you want to do"
Anyway - i thought a blow job was romantic?
Ian
Wait for the rush boys, I hear the sound of frying pans coming out of cupboards....
pink x
well only because we don't know where there kept!
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simple question dawnie.. he seemed to know.. I was just checking.
I know I am going to be in trouble.. but he doesn't know where I live
Are you sure about that
I have a feeling you need to think harder about how close Ian could get to you and spank you for that comment
Where as I know exactly how to pay you back, are you going into chat later :dunno:
Quote by Dawnie
Where as I know exactly how to pay you back, are you going into chat later
not where you are.... bloody woman
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romance and christmas are poles apart.
christmas is all about giving
blowjobs are all about receiving.
nuff said
o.k..... you have lost me... so I guess you haven't given too many blowjobs then ? :wink:
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Romance?
it's all a matter of opinion.
So you'll be telling me next that the iron I bought Dawnie for Christmas wasn't a romantic gesture.
With a new iron, she can do the laundry quicker and so have more time for sex
Ian
Could have been worse, I know of a guy who bought his wife a dishwasher and wrapped up some dishwasher tablets in paper with a bow and made that her stocking filler! :shock: sheesh some men! :lol:
My first hubby beats that! He didn't even buy me the goods but put the cash in an envelop for me to go buy myself
at least it was cash, my dad used to write my mam a cheque! haha, and it was a joint account! :rotflmao: :eeek: I'm deadly serious, they've split up now. Quote by essex34m
Well.... it's Sunday morning - is there any Angel Delight left?
That would be telling :gagged:
No point in asking Ian, he has gone to Tesco shopping, we've ran out of milk
hmmmm fresh cream cake anybody
ooh yum, yes please
You might not like it, you don't know where its been
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Ian, shut up
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Well.... it's Sunday morning - is there any Angel Delight left?
That would be telling :gagged:
No point in asking Ian, he has gone to Tesco shopping, we've ran out of milk
hmmmm fresh cream cake anybody
ooh yum, yes please
You might not like it, you don't know where its been
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Ian, shut up
then how about i buy a fresh one, so you can see where it will be going? ;)
