OK - I've decided to start a non contentious thread (I hope) which is something very difficult for me of course (apparently).
What 3 things would you put in Room 101 apart from me ?
I would go for:-
1. Those damn wheel trolley things that old folks push round the market and trip everyone up with
2. Wasps - please enlighten me as to what they do that is useful ?
3. The game of Polo - What is that all about !!??
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Room 101
Quote by ugetswotuc
1. Those damn wheel trolley things that old folks push round the market and trip everyone up with
Hope you fully realise that one day, if fate doesn't intervene, you too will be old and need to rely on wheels to help transport shopping! If the elderly can't physically carry their shopping then what are they supposed to do?
:x 
Quote by ugetswotuc
OK - I've decided to start a non contentious thread (I hope) which is something very difficult for me of course (apparently).
What 3 things would you put in Room 101 apart from me ?
I would go for:-
1. Those damn wheel trolley things that old folks push round the market and trip everyone up with
2. Wasps - please enlighten me as to what they do that is useful ?
3. The game of Polo - What is that all about !!??
:fuckinghell: How dare you insult wasps and Polo! Let's sort this out side!
:boxing: 
Chewing gum – seeing as a significant number of people feel the correct place to dispose of it is on the floor
Tacky chandeliers (usually from B&Q) which people try and pass off as period features for the purpose of being pretentious
The game of Polo – then I wouldn’t get so many twats asking if I have a feckin’ horse :doh:
Tacky chandeliers (usually from B&Q) which people try and pass off as period features for the purpose of being pretentious
The game of Polo – then I wouldn’t get so many twats asking if I have a feckin’ horse :doh:
Quote by Lissa
3..........The entire namby-pamby PC brigade :twisted:
1. Chavs, both male and female and especially the ones who invade town on a Saturday night, get pissed on Bacardi Breezers, get thrown out of clubs for being a tit, make a pavement pizza then want to fight everyone within a 5 mile radius
2. Twattish drivers who think they A- own the road and B-act like they do anyway
3. Bigots, loud-mouths, drunks, 'ard boys teens who think owning a Staffy or Rot will make them look 'arder
Quote by Sassy-Seren
3..........The entire namby-pamby PC brigade :twisted:
1. Chavs, both male and femaleand especially the ones who invade town on a Saturday night, get pissed on Bacardi Breezers, get thrown out of clubs for being a tit, make a pavement pizza then want to fight everyone within a 5 mile radius
2. Twattish driverswho think they A- own the road and B-act like they do anyway
3. Bigots, loud-mouths, drunks, 'ard boys teenswho think owning a Staffy or Rot will make them look 'arder
That's 7
GREEDY!
Sex God
1. things that don't work
2. musical christmas ornaments
3. margerine (the devils spunk)
2. musical christmas ornaments
3. margerine (the devils spunk)
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Sex God
1. White Christmas - not the snowy Yuletide holiday - that damn song by Bing Crosby - drives me mad every year, no idea why.
2. Shops that put the Easter eggs out on Boxing day - one more sniff of chocolate that close to Christmas and I will puke.
3. The spotty little oik in the hardware store who not only expects you to bring the blown Christamas tree light bulb in for comparison but also how many of the things there are in the set. What am I supposed to do, spiral round the tree counting them when they are out and therefore almost invisble?
2. Shops that put the Easter eggs out on Boxing day - one more sniff of chocolate that close to Christmas and I will puke.
3. The spotty little oik in the hardware store who not only expects you to bring the blown Christamas tree light bulb in for comparison but also how many of the things there are in the set. What am I supposed to do, spiral round the tree counting them when they are out and therefore almost invisble?
Quote by Argt05
3..........The entire namby-pamby PC brigade :twisted:
1. Chavs, both male and femaleand especially the ones who invade town on a Saturday night, get pissed on Bacardi Breezers, get thrown out of clubs for being a tit, make a pavement pizza then want to fight everyone within a 5 mile radius
2. Twattish driverswho think they A- own the road and B-act like they do anyway
3. Bigots, loud-mouths, drunks, 'ard boys teenswho think owning a Staffy or Rot will make them look 'arder
That's 7
GREEDY!
Nope, the last lot all come under the title of Wankers :roll:
Quote by PoloLady
Chewing gum – seeing as a significant number of people feel the correct place to dispose of it is on the floor
Tacky chandeliers (usually from B&Q) which people try and pass off as period features for the purpose of being pretentious
The game of Polo – then I wouldn’t get so many twats asking if I have a feckin’ horse :doh:
Hey! You didn't tell me I was a twat when I asked if you played Polo (my kind of woman plays Polo :rascal
. In fact I know you were enjoying me flirting with you, so stop trying to backtrack now ffs! :roll::lol2:
1, Rover drivers.........always in front of me when I'm in a hurry doing 20 in a 30 zone, 30 in a 40 zone etc
2, Emoticons (when used excessively........sorry all)
3, People who don't say 'Thanks but no thanks' to my multiple messages
Okay forget the last one, go for people who've suddenly started supporting Chelsea yet claim to have since about 1982.
2, Emoticons (when used excessively........sorry all)
3, People who don't say 'Thanks but no thanks' to my multiple messages
Okay forget the last one, go for people who've suddenly started supporting Chelsea yet claim to have since about 1982.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Okay forget the last one, go for people who've suddenly started supporting Chelsea yet claim to have since about 1982.
You mean people actually admit to being Chelsae fans? :shock:
LOndon and the south east is packed with fair weather supporters. They've hidden their Arsenal shirts in the back of the wardrobe and have slipped into their shiney new blues kit to strut down the High Street.
Which means we should add anybody who doesn't support the nearest football team to where they were brought up.
Which means Sassy gets Kardiff??
and I get Sarfend
