Routines in Swinging

31 Jul 2008

I know that the swinging world has it's fair share of people with little obsessions right through to full blown OCD like 'I have to check the oven is off 16 times, spin round 12 times and tap the door key against the door frame 14 times and then I know it will be a good meet' type people.
What I want to know is what you always do before you have a meet.
Wor lass has to panic. It is a full scale 'what if they don't like me?', 'is my hair o.k.?' 'does my bum really look o.k. doggy style?' (she doesn't really say the last one I just wanted to visualise it again :twisted smile

I have to have some time to myself quietly (without the panicking wor lass) to reflect on what I want from the impending experience. I need peace and quiet and to be sure of all the reasons why I am sure that this person/s are going to be interesting and sexy. It may involve looking over their correspondence it may be just looking over their profile again. It leaves me in a positive frame of mind and focussed. I am actually not very sociable and chatty. I prefer to listen and so the pre-sex drinks are really quite an ordeal for me so have to be in the right frame of mind.
What do you have to do? Is it lucky underwear? Is it a run around the block ? Do you have to check the oven ? What regular thing do you do to make it go smoothly and be prepared ?

31 Jul 2008

Clean my teeth, shave my nads and pack my condoms :mrgreen:

31 Jul 2008

nads ?
wow.. you are sooooo sexy. rolleyes

31 Jul 2008

You wouldn't say that atm, i've not done em for a while and they look like a couple of rather fuzzy walnuts :giggle:

31 Jul 2008

Due to various restrictions (financial, vehicular, being a skinflint ect) I invariably end up arranging meets at my place rolleyes

pre meet i find myself tearing around the house like a blue arsed fly trying to present some form of order / tidiness, polishing, hoovering, screaming at the dog to feckin sit still and keep his hairs to himself :taz:, scrubbing toilets an bathrooms, airfreshners akimbo :scared:
by which time of course it's far too late, said lovely lady has arrived and i look and smell like a lavatory cleaner, :roll: so then its, sorry, theres the kettle, coffee lives here, make yourself at home, i'm off to the shower bolt

note to self < ffs get organised >

3 Aug 2008

Quote by Pete_sw
Due to various restrictions (financial, vehicular, being a skinflint ect) I invariably end up arranging meets at my place
pre meet i find myself tearing around the house like a blue arsed fly trying to present some form of order / tidiness, polishing, hoovering, screaming at the dog to feckin sit still and keep his hairs to himself :taz:, scrubbing toilets an bathrooms, airfreshners akimbo :scared:
by which time of course it's far too late, said lovely lady has arrived and i look and smell like a lavatory cleaner, :roll: so then its, sorry, theres the kettle, coffee lives here, make yourself at home, i'm off to the shower
note to self < ffs get organised >

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I'm so so sorry but I couldn't help it. Bless u Pete! kiss

:kiss:
Miss Cream xxx

3 Aug 2008

We ring absolutely everyone we know and ask if they are going out and what they are up to, on the off chance we turn up and meet people we know :shock: !!
We generally have a fem/fem chat but I always worry that the male half will undoubtedly be someone I know and lead to much redface

3 Aug 2008

Back in the day when I was swinging with the now ex-wife it was a matter of her doing her nut and making sure the house was sorted, and by that I mean that all her Nao was on display and dusted. rolleyes

meanwhile I'd be stressing out at the thought of meeting new people, I'd end up shouting at her, she'd end up shouting at me. We'd end up having a row and by the time our guests arrived she'd have a strop on and wouldn't speak to me :roll:
But after her first orgasm her resolve normally waned and by the time she'd warmed up for her next one she'd be talking to me again!

3 Aug 2008

When I use to go to munches every weekend, it was a routine of packing, afternoon clothes, munch clothes, the following morning clothes, and all other stuff, including the address of the hotel and munch venue.
lol

3 Aug 2008

I just turn up...........sometimes........ rolleyes

4 Aug 2008

Gosh I think perhaps I'm a little casual about it all. I usually go about normal business until about an hour and a half before I need to leave the house, then I'll have a shower, try and find something clean that preferably doesn't need ironing and put it on lol. Some how I always manage to find something that looks smart/sexy. I guess stockings and suspenders do help and aren't exactly difficult to put on and I guess I do usually wear knee high boots.
My sat nav helps me too as I don't have to plan my route, I just chuck in the postcode and I'm off!

4 Aug 2008

I just wash and go.........
and then panic all the way there lol